a/n: this chappie was not written by phe, but her friend jess, or cementhedgurl. any way, it may not be as random as hers, but i'll try...
as the six companions were trotting down the road, into the sunset, the tiny spoon in legolas's arms began to vibrateand let out an unusual sigh, that only legolas could hear.
"i think there is something wrong with hubert! he didnt sigh like he usually does"
aragorn looked at him in a funny way and said" you named it hubert? that has to be the gayest name ive ever heard."(sorry to all you peoples reading this, thinking, hey,i named my turtle hubert!, it really is a gay name)
suddenly the spoon grew a head that looked like a tiny version of galadriel's. put me down you fool,she said to legolas. he dropped it.
now that legolas had nothing in his arms, crazyrabidfangirl tackled him again.
the spoon turned into galadriel who wa wearing a tye-dye t-shirt and baggy jeans and flip-flops. sam runs off yelling" tree huggers are taking over the world!" he runs into a tree, mumbles something about cheese covered chocolate balls and passes out.
aragorns nose was trying to bite his finger off again, when he sees sam and runs over, and hocks a lougie on him."ha. thats for not liking frodo in that special way. you are not worthy being the president of the frodo fan club. i deserve it." he lets out a maniacle laugh, and galadriel looks at himwith admiration.
"that was one of the best lougies i've ever seen, besides the ones that arwen can do. she must've learned it from you. she's really good at it, but so are haldir and glorfindel, but they're a bit iffy any way,so..." she rambles on for another five minutes and then notices that legolas is crying.
"YOU KILLED MY SPOONY. HUBERT WAS SO YOUNG AND HELPLESS."while he was wailing, the fan girl tries to comfort him, then attacks galadriel.they are rolling on the ground and grunting(ew)when aragorn walks over and pours a bucket of mud on them, which only made it more interesting to him. he started to drool.
"when my leggie poo is sad, i want to make what ever is making him that way stop. thats you. take that you tree lovin hippie!"she had just messed galadriels hair up. she screamed in anger and frustration and ran over to a tree, muttered something and chains wrapped themselves around her. now what are you going to do?" asked galadriel. legolas crawls over to sam and wakes him up, then all six of them walk away, leaving the hippie galadriel tied to the tree screaming the evil clans of weremonkeys coming to get her.
sam wiped his face and felt the mucus. he looked at the other five peoples, and noticed that aragorn was avoiding him. samantha and meara ran up to sam and demanded that he admit that it wasn't banana time(phe knows what that is, ask her). now the fellowship was walking off into the dark and encountered mirkwood. this spider-dude walks out andlooked at them. with one breath and no pauses, he said"welcometomirkwoodforest.wehopeyouenjoyyourstayandhavealovelytimeinthenettiestroomsaround.pleasefeelfreetocomedownfor,er,tobreakfast.weappreciateyourvisitingourdeathtrap,uh,hotel"
"well, looks okay to me and i cant wait to play net ball. get it, nets, and they're spiders, huh huh hmm." sam stops talking. as they wald towards the forest, daisy dark dailight jumps out with frodostrapped to her back. " step forwards and i'll transport him to a beach in the bahamas, ful of fan girls! how come you never take me to the bahamas. WILL YOU 2 SHUT UP?" frodo looks at the companions and asks them to rid him of this maniac.
samantha and meara wald up and in unison say" We'll save you frodo. every one knows that frodo fan girls hate pics of sam(im not actually sure about that). take a look at this, DDD!" they hold up a lifesize pic of sam. she shreiks and runs off, forgets to unstrap frodo, who gets caught in a treeand hangs there. legolas runs up to him with his big knife and cuts him loose. he steps out of the way before frodo lands on him, letting him drop to the ground. he gets up and cheerfully looks at his companions and grabs sam's hand, and they frolick off into the rising sun, to find a mc donalds or a 24 7 wal mart.
hope you like.