Shadow: Sorry we haven't updated in so long.
Moon: Don't be around sharp objects while reading.
Shadow: All right… Why don't we just start with the story?
Moon: Julie is my stuffed otter. My beloved stuffed sea otter and she smells like macaroni and cheese.
Shadow: You'll need to know that for the story. Also, Kirsten and Lisa are friends who are still in America at the time Kelley and Katie are in Ireland.
Moon: We don't own DK. growls fruity laws and copyrights.
Dragons Knights Boarding School Chapter 3
Cesia: All right class, in a few minutes you will need to show me your experiments.
Katie: Experiments?
Cesia: Yes experiments. This is science class after all.
Kelley: Science!?!
Katie: We thought this was cooking class!
Cesia: blank stare What did you do?
Katie: ignoring her Everyone who values their lives run for it!
Microwave: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the room catches on fire
Cesia: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
Katie: turns to Kelley Why'd you put broccoli in it? points at the broccoli and mash potatoes in her hair
Kelley: I thought it said to put something green in it.
Cesia: NO, IT SAID DOES THE SOULTION TURN GREEN IF YOU ADD WATER TO IT!!!!!!
Katie: Oh…no.
Cesia: AHHHHG!!! starts crying
Nadil: appears in door What happened here?
Cesia: Get them away from me! still crying They're going to make me lose my mind!
Nadil: mutters to self Are you sure you haven't already? turns to Katie and Kelley Come on.
Katie and Kelley: cheerfully OK they walk down hall to Nadil's office
Nadil: All right, stay here AND DON'T BLOW ANYTHING UP!!!
Katie: We're not going to blow anything up. Nadil leaves turns to Kelley What do you want to blow up?
Kelley: Let's just put the school in lock down happy
Katie: OK!!! sees button that says 'do not push' Katie pushes
School: seines go off metal surrounds the school and a secret compartment pops up with tvs in it stash of sugar pops up
Katie: sees that one of the tvs shows Kelley's bed Wait, if it's pointing at your bed that means it's on my bed…and that means…NO JULIE!!! runs out of room
Kelley: watching the tv that shows their room sees camera angle change and Katie's face fills the tv screen
Katie: NO JULIE WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR SWEET BUTTON EYES? starts to cry I SHALL HAVE REVENGE! holding fist to sky runs out of room
Kelley: sitting in chair eating popcorn This should be interesting.
Katie: running down hall casing the staff waving Julie around wildly COME BACK HERE! JILUE WANTS TO HIT YOU!
THREE HOURS LATER
Thatz: walking out of hospital with rest of staff That animal may have looked soft but it's a lethal weapon.
Fedelta: Hey, where's Nadil?
inside hospital room Nadil is bandaged up like a mummy and has his arms and legs in cast
Alfeegi: stops to look at the tv they've just passed Oh my God.
Rune: What? sees the tv
News reporter: This boarding school has just gone into lock down and it seems that none of the staff can be found. It seems that these two girls pictures of Katie and Kelley flash on screen are in the school office demanding a pizza if they want anyone to get the school out of lock down. Now back to…
Staff: stares at the tv starts running for the school
AMERICA
Kirsten: flipping through cannels on tv sees news repot on a boarding school in lock down somewhere in Ireland as well as pictures of Katie and Kelley I knew they'd get on the news someday. picks up phone and calls Lisa Lisa turn on the tv.
Lisa: Why? turns on tv before getting an answer Oh, that's why. I expected them to do something like this but not this soon.
Kirsten: I gotta see how this turns out.
IRELAND: THE BOARDING SCHOOL
Katie: I WANT PIZZA!
Kelley: AND HOT WINGS!
Alfeegi: slips a pizza and hot wings under the door Will you please come out now?
Rath: whispering to Thatz How long do you think it will take for him to snap?
Katie: BUT WE DIDN'T WANT PIZZA!!!
Alfeegi: But you said…DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME THE PIZZA THEN AND TELL ME WHAT YOU this word has been censored WANT!!!
Rune: Alfeegi!!! stares in shock horror
Katie: sniffle Does that mean you hate us Alfeegi? sounds as if she's on the verge of tears
Alfeegi: stares at office door I-I…
Katie: starts to fake cry, but every one thinks she really is so the glare at Alfeegi
Ruwalk: Way to go Alfeegi. Ya made a little girl cry!
Katie: growls slightly but continues the fake crying, while Kelley is silently laughing her head off
Alfeegi: I didn't mean to.
Kelley: GO GET CHOCOLATE THEN!!! AND DOUGHNUTS!!!
Rune: Why chocolate and doughnuts?
Kelley: BECAUSE THEY'RE COMFORT FOOD!!!
Thatz: She's right ya know. Chocolate and doughnuts are the best comfort food in the world.
Rune: growls STOP TALKING AND JUST GO GET SOME!!!
Thatz: Ok.
Rune: Waite, you'll just eat them all. Fedelta, you go get them!
Fedelta: Why me?
Rune: How should I know? I'm not the one writing the story!
Shadow: Just go get the food.
Moon: And don't burn it either.
Shadow: gaspth! Who would ever be evil enough to burn chocolate and doughnuts!?!
Moon: Fedelta.
Shadow: Oh, yeah, and the 'holy headmaster' too.
Moon: Yep, him too.
Shadow: We should get back to the story, shouldn't we?
Moon: Yeah.
Kai-Stern: Well, that was bizarre.
Ruwalk: Yeah.
Fedelta: returns with chocolate and doughnuts Here, take it. shoves at Alfeegi
Alfeegi: Ok, here. We have the chocolate and doughnuts. Now just give me the pizza and hot wings and I'll give you your food.
Katie: Ok. shoves pizza and hot wings under the door takes chocolate and doughnuts
Rune: picks up pizza box Hey, they didn't eat the pizza!
Thatz: Give me that! grabs and glares at everyone Precious, my precious. strokes pizza box HEY!!!
Rath: What now?
Thatz: They eat the pizza!!!
Rune: No they didn't. The box was still heavy. hears evil laughter from inside the office That was creepy.
Thatz: No see? shows everyone the box They just put a rock in it!
Kelley: I WANT ICE CREAM!!!
Alfeegi: You have doughnuts!
Kelley: But I want doughnuts.
Alfeegi: NO! WE GAVE YOU COMFOT FOOD NOW COME OUT OF THE OFFICE!!!
Kelley: fake crying Why are you yelling at me?
Ruwalk: Damnit, Alfeegi. I know these girls took over the school but do you really have to make them cry?
Alfeegi: not listening sitting in front of door talking to Kelley Come on, I didn't mean it! Come out now, please. I'm begging you!
Katie: growls Go get ice cream.
Kelley: Why does he have to be so mean?
Katie: Because he's a mean old man.
Alfeegi: WH-…
Tetheus: places hand over Alfeegi's mouth and drags him away before he can make the girls 'cry' again
Rune: All right, we'll get you ice cream, but do you promise to come out after that.
Katie: Ok, but as long as you get my hamster as well.
Shydeman: But your hamsters in America!
Katie: So? What's your point?
Ruwalk: sighs All right, Rath, Thatz, you two go to America and get Katie's hamster. Shydeman and Cesia, go get ice cream.
Cesia: But I hate him!
Ruwalk: Does it look as if I care?
Rath: whispers to Kai-Stern and Thatz He's gonna snap too.
Thatz: Yeah, I think we should get out of here.
Kai-Stern: I'll come with you two. they leave to go get Katie's hamster
Lykouleon: So, now what do we do?
Rune: I guess we have to wait for them to get back.
AMERICA
Kirsten: They're never going to get them out of there. still on the phone with Lisa
Lisa: Why's that?
Kirsten: Katie's hamster died.
Lisa: What? That's the third one in six months!
Kirsten: Oh well, their pain is our amusement.
Lisa: That's true.
MEANWHILE
Rath: in Katie's house Um, we need Katie's hamster.
Katie's mom: Oh, I'm sorry but I can't give you the hamster.
Thatz: Huh? Why?
Katie's brother: We sold it on the black market.
Rath, Thatz, and Kai-Stern: stares
Katie's mom: Do we didn't. It's just in the backyard.
Thatz: Then I'll just go get it.
Katie's mom: You can't.
Kai-Stern: For then last time: WHY THE #&$ CAN'T WE GET THE SPUTID HAMSTER!?!
Thatz and Rath: stare
Katie's mom: No need to yell. You just can't get the hamster because the hamster's six feet under.
Katie's brother: Actually only two.
Thatz: You mean the hamster's dead?
Katie's mom: Yeah.
Rath: This is great.
IRELAND
Rune: Great, you're back! Where's the hamster?
Thatz: whispers so Katie can't hear We couldn't bring him back. He's dead.
Katie: NO KIBBLES!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!?! runs out of office and starts to strangle Thatz WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY POOR HAMSTER!!! YOU KILLED MY POOR KIBBLES!!!
Rath: No, we didn't. he was dead when we got there.
Katie: still holding onto Thatz Oh, I know that. He died the day before I left.
Staff: sweat drops and amine falls
Rune: Um, Katie…
Katie: Yeah?
Rune: points to Thatz
Katie: Oh. let's go have Thatz and skips off with ice cream corn in hand followed by Kelley
Lykouleon: Well, at least they came out of the office.
AMERICA
Kirsten and Lisa: sitting in front of tv laughing heads off
IRELAND
(a day after the office incident)
Nadil: I've decided we're going on a field trip.
Students: cheer
Nadil: A golfing field trip.
Students: groan
Katie: Hey, there's always the golf carts. whispering to Kelley
Kelley: evil smile
Lykouleon: sees evil smiles from Kelley and Katie turns to Nadil Do you think this trip is a good idea?
Nadil: Sure it is. How much trouble can those two get in on a boring golf field trip?
Shadow: There ya go. An extra long chapter since we haven't updated in so long.
Moon: Tune in next time to see what happens at the school field trip. grins evilly