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Written for "2005 Drabbles by 2005," using the challenge of a drunk character (this case, its Andrew).

Wasted
by Zzilly14

"You're really... pretty. Did you know that you're pretty?"

"B... he's totally wasted."

"And whose fault is that?"

"His own."

"You were the one who gave him the shot in the first place. He's never gonna be the same again."

"Like he was prince charming before he took a sip? Lighten up, B. He's having fun. And that's all that matters."

"Slayers are pretty. You're so very... pretty. Can I be a Slayer too? I want to be pretty!"

"You're right, he is having fun. And I'm actually having fun watching him."

"Monkeys... they're dancing all over me! Pretty monkeys!"