Joss Whedon's the genius, not me.

Written for "2005 Drabbles by 2005," using the challenge of pairing an AtS character with a BtVS character, post-Chosen.

Cleaning Up
by Zzilly14

"Heard y'all had an apocalypse!"

"Not exactly. We took care of it."

"Well, we had one of our own back in L.A. Crazy demon spawn of Cordelia..."

"Wait... Do you know Angel?"

"Yeah, I kinda work for him. I'm Fred. Fred Burkle."

"Buffy."

"Oh, you're Buffy! I've heard so much about you!"

"Guys! Something's wrong!"

"What is it, Andrew?"

"I feel all tingly! I think I'm gonna die!"

"Hi, you don't know me, but, uh, I think you need a bath. You're kinda dirty."

"You state the obvious, O Wise One."

"I'll help clean you up."

"I am a GOD!!!"