MistressCoCoLoVeR: heyMistressCoCoLoVeR: hey! This is the next installment of 'He's a Lady'. I now have time to concentrate on my fics and write for now. For those confused about the story I will answer your questions about the story along with my co-writer Milleniumenjimon. I forgot to mention this is a crossover fic. A Winx Club/Kill Me Kiss Me crossover to be exact.
Reviewer Response:
Jerry Unipeg:
MstressCoCoLoVeR: Thanks for the review. And will try to update as much as we can.
Milleniumenjimon: Yep, yep n.n.
Yoink Daydurfurits:
MstressCoCoLoVeR: Thanks for the review. I love the idea of Jung Woo in a fairy costume too. (blushes as I think of him in something more skimpy) And yes the fairies come from another series. The fairies and other place not familiar to the K2 universe is from the Saturday morning Fox Kids show, The Winx Club. And yes I just got and read book four of K2 and found that 'Doggy' is now Snowball.
The events that happen in this fic happen after book 2 and in the middle of book 3 of K2. And I know Jung Woo is a bit out of character but that will be explained later in the fic. I will try to keep him in character as much as I can but it's so much fun making Jung Woo a bit more saucy and peppery. .
Milleniumenjimon: Sorry, the out of character was my fault as I haven't heard of K2 until MistrissCoCoLeR asked me to do this crossover. My bad.
aerion unlimited:
MstressCoCoLoVeR: Thanks for your review. I know Jung Woo was a bit out of character with being so violent and getting involved in the fight but it's hard to keep a person in character and there is a reason behind why Jung Woo became so violent. And the reason Bloom was smacked around so much was she was only at 50 power and it was three against one at the time. Of course she will get smacked around a bit but not much. I look forward to more reviews for you.
Milleniumenjimon: It also doesn't help to be hit by a lightning bolt when you were trying to help too X.X.
Disclaimer: Neither Me (MistressCoCoLoVeR) nor Milleniumenjimon own Kill Me Kiss Me nor Winx Club. (sob! sob!) If we did, would we honestly be sitting around, writing this fic? O.o;
Milleniumenjimon: Nope, sad isn't it?
He's a lady.
Chapter 1: Oh! I feel like a Woman…
Earth Realm
The wind blew a slight breeze as local hoodlum and all around feared gang leader Ghoon-hahm Che stride down the cracked sidewalk. He was stressed and irate about his botched date with Que-Min. 'How dare that bitch think my feelings aren't real! I've pined after all these year and you would think someone would be flattered that they've held a candle for you that long,' Ghoon-hahm grouched to himself. The gangster barely controlled himself from walking up to some random asshole and punched them in the face. As he walked down the street he started to realize where he was going. He was going to visit his favorite punching bag to release some stress.
As the super tough gang leader made his was to his favorite punching bag's apartment he didn't notice a blind light flash to his far right in the middle of park for a second and disappear…
-Some random café -
Tae tied the checkered scarf around her slim neck and planted her hat snuggly on her head. She was in the bathroom of a café fixing herself up and touching up her make to look cute for her boyfriend Ga-Woon. Kun had came along too and yelled at her for being late again. The short shorts fitted her slim figure nicely with her flannel shirt. She exited the restroom and walked up to her beau and planted herself on his lap. He blushed and hugged her close. They notice as Kun let out a snort and cut his eyes at them. He kept his jealousy at bay but one of these days he will not be able to control himself then reach and kiss…
"Kun! Kun. Kun!" the uber cute Tae yelled as she snapped her fingers in his face. She was staring at him with a mixture of annoyance and concern. "I was calling you for the last few seconds. I need to use your phone so I can call Jung Woo to come hang out with us," she demanded
"Wha!? You're not inviting that weirdo to hang with us Tae!" creeched Ga-Woon with annoyance on his face.
"Oh really, hmmmmmmmmm! So you want me to get up and leave because if you don't want my cousin here you don't want me either! You invite Kun along, so why can't I invite Jung Woo?" seethed his fiery girlfriend.
"Oh alright then! Sheesh. The little snot can be come with us. Just don't leave," Ga-Woon buckled. Kun snorted at his friend's weakness and hand over his phone. He didn't feel like dealing with the weird pretty boy but he didn't feel like hearing Tae's mouth anymore either.
As Tae started to dial Jung Woo's number she stopped mid-way and a strained and confused look crossed her face for a second then she off the feeling before she continued dialing again. For just one second it felt like someone very important in their life's was missing. They all shook off the feeling and waited for Jung Woo to answer his phone…
A abandoned garage.
"Stupid pixie bratty loser!" Icy shouted as she focused on repairing her nose, it has been bent into an awkwardly position. "I hate them! I hate them! I HATE THEM ALL!"
Darcy was growing tired of her sister's screaming, "Will you be quite?"
"I'm sorry," Stormy said while she fought back a few tears. "But it hurts."
"Not you, the one that wines worse than a wounded dragon." Darcy finished the makeshift sling for her youngest sister. "The one that suggested that we should follow Bloom to earth and trying to take the Dragon Fire than and there."
"Yeah, and it would have worked if it weren't for that stupid pixie that showed up." Icy said after finally managing to straightening her nose, all that time practicing bone mending class really paid off. "Now there are another goody two shoes to tend with."
Darcy sat down on the hood some a badly rusted out Volkswagen beetle, she was trying to think this out. Another fairy means another enemy to fight, making the score fairies 6, witches 3.
"We're out numbered now," Darcy said. "And since we've been kicked out of Cloud Tower, none of us can rally the troops sort of speak."
"Why would we," Stormy asked while rubbing her aching arm. "Those witches were useless. They couldn't even get to a few pixies at the hex club."
"They were just cannon fodder," Icy spun around and faced her two sisters. "Useless for the cause. Besides that we would have to share our powers with them."
"Lord forbid you want to do th-" Stormy was cut off by a sharp pain; Icy's cold, vice-like grip was now at the fracture point of her arm.
"What was that?" Icy demanded. "What did you say?"
Without warning Icy was sent reeling back, her nose had been impacted by Darcy's punch. She stumble backwards, tripping upon a old, empty toolbox that scratch up her legs and fell completely onto her back. Darcy slammed a foot onto her sister's throat while leaning down. "Don't ever do that again."
Icy threw Darcy off, while catching her breath she glared at Stormy. How can she defend her, she's not even truly blood related.
Alfea
Jung Woo sat on the bed with a glazed look of curiosity and indifference while he watch the blond use some kind of magic on the redhead, Bloom as he found her name to be. He waited semi-patiently, the blond finished up than sat down at a vanity mirror (which there seems to be a lot of). "Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on?"
"Sorry," Bloom said. "It slipped my mind to tell you about your powers."
"Yeah, I know how you feel." Jung Woo rubbed the back of his neck. "After getting viciously beaten you tend to forget thing. So now tell me, what is going on. I'm tired and hungry," the pretty 'girl' deadpanned.
"My, aren't you a little rude." Stella said.
"Don't mind her," Bloom said. "You see, this is a school for fairies in another dimension than earth called Magix. We can send you back if you want but I think you should at least stay for a tour."
Maybe this tour will give me some answers and then I can go back and get 'Doggy', He thought. "I'll take the tour if you answer me this; who were those girls?"
"They were the Trix sisters, they're from Cloud Tower," Bloom said. "A school devoted to teaching witches. For some reason they're targeting me and this power I have called the Dragon Fire."
'Is she going to tell me her life story now?' Jung Woo yawned while rubbing a temple.
"Oh and by the way," Stella said. "If anyone asks, you accidentally transformed and was teleported here and that we found you." Stella said.
"I know I'm going to regret asking this, but why?" The confused teen asked. He was getting weirded out and these fairies were still mistaking him for a girl.
"Because we're on academic-probation," Bloom said with a ting of depression.
"You see I kind of attacked a princess that I thought was a witch and got my friends in trouble."
"Well, what do you're friends do? Hold her down or something?" Jung Woo asked.
"No, they just snuck in. They weren't even near me when that happened."
"Okay, I'm confused here. Why are your friends paying the same punishment you are if you weren't involved?"
"We ask ourselves that too," Stella asked. She sat down next to Bloom and tries to comfort her. "It's best not to anger anyone with a better position than you."
'Whoever runs this school, sounds like a real prick' Jung Woo sighed to himself.
"Can I ask you one thing before we take a tour?" Stella said while heading towards the door leading both Bloom and Jung Woo towards the door. "May I ask where you are from?"
"Korea," Jung Woo said a little warily. "Why?"
"Well," Stella said while opening the door. "It's not every day you see a fairy with angel wings."
"Huh? Wait a second. Fairy? That can't be possible because-" Jung Woo started was interrupted by three other girls crashing through the door.
TBC….
AN: Well, Ghoon-hahm's gang and Que-min will make an appearance in the next chapter. Jung Woo will take his tour and meet the other WinX girls and start to have a secret crush on one of them. The Red Fountain boys stop by too and Riven is smitten with Jung Woo who he thinks is a chick. Will Jung Woo ever get around to telling them he is a dude or will he let things lye for a while? Only one-way to find out, R&R!!! Later.