Trunks spoke into the camera in an excited voice. "Hello everyone, and my name is Trunks Brief."
"And I'm Goten!" Goten interrupted in his usual sing-song voice.
That made Trunks grow impatient. He rolled his eyes.
"Is it on, Goten?"
"Yep. Are you ready?"
"Yeah, whatever. Roll it, Goten."
Goten presses the button that makes the camcorder film. Then they creep up the stairs, careful not to attract too much attention to themselves, for they were on a mission.
"Today our subject is, in fact our first. Right, Goten?"
Goten nods in agreement.
"Now be very quiet while you film." Trunks really hoped that Goten would stay quiet. He wanted the most "authentic" taping experience; as authentic it gets when taping his dad.
"Gotcha."
They creep up to the bathroom door and open it a crack. Goten peers in with his camera.
"What the-"
Trunks muffled Goten's awe with his hand, but Trunks also had trouble suppressing his giggles.
They saw Vegeta trying to put on some really tight pants. He sucked in his gut as he pulled the ends together, but it didn't work. The buttons just exploded back apart, leaving Vegeta gasping for air.
"Hehehe..." snickered Goten and Trunks in unison.
Vegeta couldn't stand it any longer. He got up and yelled for his last resort.
"Woman, get up here!"
He stops again to button his pants in one last futile effort.
"Argh, dammit!"
Then he falls on the floor, bare butt exposed.
"Damn you, woman! Get the hell up here!"
Goten and Trunks start laughing uncontrollably. Vegeta hears them laughing, and looks around. He sees Goten holding up a camcorder. Not wanting to be caught in such an embarrassing act, he stood up.
Trunks looked at Goten in fear. "Save the footage, Goten."
"I'm too scared to move."
"Take it!" Trunks pushed Goten down the stairs.
As soon as Goten reached the bottom of the stairs, he quickly made himself hidden. Back at the top of the stairs, Trunks stares at his father like a deer about to be hit by a car.
Vegeta reached for Trunks, but he quickly made his way down the stairs. He took off after Trunks.
"I'll get you!"
"Ahh! Goten, are you still taping?"
Goten peered from the nearby closet. "Yes, but I can't get the fuzzy thing on!"
"Forget the fuzzy and run!"
As Vegeta chased them down the stairs, his pants that he had tried so hard to button fell down. Then he trips over his fallen pants, and his underwear mysteriously goes with it.
"But I can see his thingy!"
Vegeta stood at the top of the stairs pulling his pants up, yelling at the top of his lungs.
"Damn you kids!"
Trunks looked back and smirked. "Looks like we're home free, Goten!"
ONE MONTH LATER
Vegeta turns on the TV.
"NOW, ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS, THE $10,000 ZENI PRIZE GOES TO........ TRUNKS AND GOTEN'S 'DADS TIGHT PANTS!"
Vegeta's eyes bulged with anger as he saw himself trying to put on some really tight pants, then chasing the twerps downstairs. Then the coup de' grace: tripping over his own feet, and the twerps forgot... they...
didn't censor the nudity....
"TRUNKS! GET OVER HERE!!!"
"Stay tuned for more Candid Camera-like goodness, there is more to come!"
"Yay! More goodness! You rock, Trunks!"
A man emerged from the bushes. "Hey, can I join?"
"No way, Goku-san."
"Aw, let him come for the next one, Trunks."
Goku gave them the most pathetic face he had ever given.
"Okay," said Trunks.
Then Goku came up with an incredible idea. "How about we tape Krillin?"