"Well, here is the second taping. Goten's Dad, is it on?"

"Yup."

"Today we'll be taping... Krillin! You've seen him fight, you've seen him get hit, but not in this way!" exclaimed Trunks.

Goten went up to Krillin and asked if he wanted to play catch.

Goten ran back, yelling out at the top of his lungs. "He DOES! HE DOES!"

That was the signal for Goku to jump into the bush and hide so that if anything came up, the tape would be safe. Trunks him in a separate nearby bush.

Goten and Krillin engage in their game of catch with a football. They throw the ball back and forth, then compliment each other on how good the other person's throw was. That was mostly done by Krillin, who was overcome by the intensity at which Goten threw the ball.

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ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER

Trunks wasn't taping, so his job mostly involved 'chi detection'. The job mostly involved keeping your chi low while you detect chi levels that may be a threat. It wasn't his idea, but Goku's, who was an experienced fighter. Trunks couldn't understand why Goku wanted him to keep watch, until he felt a huge chi fly near.

"Dad's here!" Trunks exclaimed and ducked into a bush.

Vegeta landed right in the middle of the two heroes playing catch. Both Goten and Krillin were frozen in fear, for Goten worried about the tape, and Krillin worried about his little life.

"Have you seen Trunks? He's grounded and I can't sense his chi."

As Krillin looked around uneasily, he noticed that Goten was giving him the "don't tell" look. "No. Sorry, Vegeta. Haven't seen him."

Trunks giggled from inside his bush and sneakily crawled into Goku's bush.

"Something funny's gonna happen. I just know it." Trunks managed to say while suppressing a snicker.

Goku whispered back to him, not taking his attention away from what he was taping.

"Yep."

Vegeta snatched the ball from Goten and held it near Krillin's crotch.

"I know you are lying, baldy. I can sense him."

He threw ball at Krillin, hitting him in the balls.

Krillin crouched down, holding his crotch in pain. He managed to point in the direction Trunks was hiding. "Oooh... he's over there..."

"I knew you'd see it my way."

Vegeta walked up to the bush that Goku and Trunks were hiding in and uprooted it, making them both fall out.

Trunks stared at his father in fear. "Not again! Mister! Run for it!"

Goku stood up, with camcorder still in hand. He pat the dirt off his butt. "Sorry Trunks, but I NEVER run away."

"Dad, run!"

Goten was begging Goku to run away and take the camera with him while Krillin was still holding his crotch.

Goku turned off and set down the camcorder. "Let's go."

"Let's go, Kakarrot."

They both start powering up, causing earthquakes and making dust fly. Trunks took advantage of the lost visibility and grabbed the camera.

"Goten! Let's go to my house and edit this!"

Both Goten and Trunks flew home to edit the tape and send it in.

Vegeta smirked at Goku. "Let's do this before we get old."

"Whatever you say..."

To Vegeta's surprise, Goku transforms into his Super Saiyan 3 form, teleports behind him, reaches for his underwear, and-

"Kakarrot, you wouldn't!!"

Goku was oblivious to Vegeta's plea. He pulled Vegeta's underwear up as high as he could.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Despite the apparent pain he was in, Vegeta managed to grab the front side of Goku's underwear and pull it up as he turned Super Saiyan 3 for the first time.

"AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!"

It appeared to be a stalemate, as no one was giving in to the pain. Then Krillin flew up to them, and he was holding a camcorder.

"Hey guys!" Krillin waved at them.

Goku and Vegeta looked at each other in bewilderment, then to Krillin, then back to each other.

"You bastard! You're with the twerps!" they ranted in unison.

Krillin giggled like a leprechaun and flicked them off. Vegeta was deeply offended by this.

"Kakarrot, let GO of me!!!"

"YOU let go," insisted Goku. After much argument, they finally managed to let go of each other's underwear.

Vegeta flew in rage towards Krillin. He punched, and was held back by Goku's ankle hold.

"No. Cool off, Vegeta. We need a plan. We should tape them, you know. An eye for an eye they always say."

Then Krillin made his getaway, and he was giddy at the thought of flicking off Vegeta.

Krillin zoomed towards Capsule Corp, and knocked on the door.

"Hey kids, I brought a surprise!"

Goten opened the door, and immediately noticed the tape that Krillin wasn't hiding from view. So much for the surprise. He reached for the tape.

"Wow! Let us see!"

Goten popped the tape into the VCR and watched it while Trunks thanked Krillin for the exceptional job.

"Thanks, Mr. Krillin! This is definitely going into the next tape!"

Two Weeks Later

Vegeta turns on the TV.

"And the winner of our 100,000 Zeni prize is..."

The announcer carefully opens an envelope.

"Goten, Trunks, and Krillin's 'Balls and Wedgies!' Since today Goten and Trunks aren't here, Krillin will accept the prize. How does it feel to win twice in a row?"

Krillin looks around nervously, not knowing what to say. Them finally, he utters these two words: "World Peace!"

The announcer pat Krillin on the back. "Okay then..."

Vegeta looked angrily at the TV, then to Goku, who was cheering because of the fact that Krillin was on TV.

"We'll get them good, Kakarrot."

Goku seemed ambivalent. "Yep."

"Hehe... I have the perfect plan too."

"You sure are funny, Vegeta."

Disclaimer – Disclaimers are redundant. Of course this story is mine, and the characters portrayed in it aren't! It's bloody FANFICTION, you dopes!

Trunks jumped up excitedly. "Tell them that there's more to come!"

Fuji-san sighed. Maybe this whole fanfic thing was a crazy idea. Maybe the characters were controlling HIM instead...

"There's more to come..."

"Maybe I can set myself on fire and jump off my house!"

"Go ahead. See if I care."

Trunks looked at him weirdly for a moment. "I'm telling my dad!"

"See if I care."

Just then, Vegeta asked: "Can we join forces and make an anti-Kakarrot fic?"

Fuji-san looked at the floor, then to Vegeta. "First, bring me a Klondike bar."

Trunks interrupted their conversation. "Does that mean 'yes'?"

"Huh? Fuji-san? Where the hell are you?"