Vegeta stood before Goku as Goku fumbled with the camcorder and finally got it ready.

"Kakarrot, is it on?"

Goku looked at him in confusion. What? What's on?"

"The camcorder, you idiot."

Goku stood there for what seemed like an hour, but was really only a second. "Uh-huh! Can we tape them now?"

"Yeah. Here's the plan. They go to school today, so let's get them there." Vegeta's face showed that he was being overly serious about the whole ordeal, as Goku always thought.

"But Vegeta, what about Krillin?"

They remembered all too well what had happened to them in the previous chapter, and they didn't want it to happen ever again, so Vegeta decided to take care of him in his own special way...

"Get over here, you bald dick!"

Suddenly Krillin emerged from what seemed to be out of nowhere. He lay prostrate, bowing to the Saiyan prince in fear.

"I'll do whatever you say. Just don't say that word," squeaked Krillin in fear.

"Oh? You mean SWEEE?"

Here's a little back story on the Swee-Trots. They were used by Bulma in Dragon Ball on Oolong, which made him go to the bathroom uncontrollably.

Upon hearing the noise, Krillin runs into a bush and can be heard squirting diarrhea all over the place.

"Where did you... how did you know about the Swee-Trots?"

Vegeta rubbed his stomach, reminiscing about the time Trunks gave him a bag of the wretched things and told him they were delicious candy. Telling you how painful it really was is an understatement, considering how much Saiyans eat combined with Vegeta's irritability.

Eventually, Krillin stopped dumping and walked up to them while clutching his ass.

"So what's the plan?"

Vegeta looked at his watch, then smirked. "Recess should just be starting right around now..."

"I LOVE recess!" exclaimed Goku.

Vegeta hit Goku in the back of the head. "No, you moron! We are going to do it to them at their recess!"

"Do what?"

"Hang them on that flagpole over there by their underwear." Vegeta produced the keys to his car and opened the door on the driver's side.

"You know that Goku's taping, right?" Krillin muttered.

"I AM?"

Goku's question was returned with cold stares from both Vegeta and Krillin.

"Of COURSE! Why the hell do you think you're holding it?"

Goku blushed. "Yeah, well... I knew the whole time. I-"

"We should start now. Get in the car." Vegeta started the engine and motioned for them to get in.

"Oh yeah, and before I forget: if you touch ANYTHING in this car, you're dead."

Goku was bubbling with questions- and to Vegeta- idiocy. "Why are we driving?"

"Trunks and Goten can sense us. We have to catch them by surprise."

"SWEE! SWEEEE!"

"Kakarrot! You jackass! Why now?!"

He was interrupted by the loud noise of shit coming out of Krillin's ass.

"I JUST GOT THIS DAMN THING CLEANED! STOP OR I'LL KILL YOU!"

In an instant, Krillin was being choked by a very angry Vegeta.

"What's so great about a 1983 Pontiac Trans Am anyway? Besides, we can clean it later." retorted Goku as he set down the old, tattered owner's manual. The look he was getting from Vegeta signified that he was going to pay for that one.

"Is it on?" Vegeta asked.

Goku nodded his head and pointed to the blinking red light.

"Let's get going, then."

They walk to the playground of the elementary school Goten and Trunks go to. Immediately they begin their search and seizure of the two boys.

"Where are they?" asked Krillin.

"There. Guys, they are over by the swings." Goku was staring at the two boys, who were busy pushing their peers on the swings high enough to go around the pole repeatedly.

"Kakarrot, I'll take the camera. Instant Transmission behind them and hang them by their underwear on that flagpole over there."

He gives the camera to Vegeta and Instant Transmissions behind Goten and Trunks.

"??"

Before he could utter any expletives, Goten was hung on the flagpole by his underwear.

"Get Trunks now!" belted out Vegeta.

Goku instant transmissions behind Trunks, grabs him by the underwear, and-

"Hey, this sucks! Lemme go!" Trunks exclaimed as he kicked Goku in the groin.

"Ohhh..."

Vegeta handed the camcorder to Krillin. "Take it. It's my turn."

I can't get down from here! It hurts too much!" Goten turned Super Saiyan, shattering the flagpole.

"You guys really suck at this. Goten, are you okay?"

"Yeah. I hurt though." Goten rubbed his butt.

Vegeta was flying towards them at full force.

"I'll get you two, even if I go to prison!"

Trunks braced himself for the oncoming attack.

"Haven't I been grounded enough?"

Goku joined the fray. "I'm sorry, Goten, but you need to be punished."

Goten and Trunk winked at each other, then together yelled, "SUPER... WEAK... ATTACK!"

Vegeta stopped and started chuckling uncontrollably. "Super weak attack! Haha!"

By the time the "Super Weak Attack" got to him and Goku, it was actually very powerful. It knocked them unconscious while they were exploding with laughter at the name of the attack.

Trunks took advantage of the situation. "See our dads injured! Only 25 cents!"

"A must see! But no flash photography, please." added Goten.

A huge crowd formed around the unconscious Goku and Vegeta. They seemed to be interested, and Trunks already had a backpack full of quarters.

"Do they bite?" asked a kid.

"Stay back! They are very dangerous." Trunks managed to say that without snickering.

"Do what he says. It's true." Goten pointed to the grenade in Vegeta's pocket.

"Can I poke the small one with a needle?" asked another kid.

Trunks nodded his head as the kid stuck the needle between Vegeta's eyes. It stirred him from unconsciousness.

"We lost... Kakarrot." muttered Vegeta amid the hysterical children.

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Two Weeks Later

Vegeta turned on the TV just for the hell of it.

"And once again, our "America's Funniest Videos" 100,000 Zeni winner is... Trunks Krillin and Goten's 'Dad's Revenge!' What are you doing with all the prize money?"

The announcer held the microphone to Trunks.

" Charity!"

"Charity, my ass!" yelled Vegeta as he tossed a beer can at the TV.

"Exactly what charity are you contributing to?"

"The 'Candy For Me' foundation."

"Hmm... Never heard of that one. I look forward to seeing more funny videos from you guys."

At that, the TV exploded from the impact of the beer can.

"He friggin' stole our tape..."

"What's wrong, Vegeta?" asked Bulma.

"The twerps got me again... and Baldy's a traitor."

"Did the Swee-Trots help?"

"Nope. He shat all over the car."

Bulma shot him a saucy smile. "At least tonight will be worthwhile. Now show me what you're made of."