The basic plot line for this challenge,
After listening to Sango and Miroku bickering, and InuYasha and Shippo fighting, Kagome goes to the woods to read in peace, while she is there, she is kidnapped by Sesshou-maru because he is curious about her, he keeps her locked in a cell in a dungeon for a portion of her time there.
Meanwhile…
Sango and Miroku have a game of rock-paper-scissors to see who will baby sit Shippo, Miroku looses so Sango and InuYasha start a quest to rescue Kagome.
This is a challenge that can be humorous or serious, and must contain the following,
Phrases:
What in the name of Ame-No-Toko-Tachi-No-Kami2 is wrong with you?!
And/Or
What in the name of Umashi-Ashi-Kabi-Hiko-Ji-No-Kami1 is wrong with you?!
And
"Oh crap"
And
"Kyu-ju-kyu (see number chart) bottles of sake on the wall, kyu-ju-kyu bottles of sake, take one down pass it around…"
"InuYasha SIT!"
Crashing description or sound
"Kyu-ju-hachi bottles of sake on the wall…"
You get the idea for that one.
Seens:
"Expensive looking geisha you got there, boy" the red haired demon said. " I don't suppose you'd mind if we came up to your room and passed her around some?"
InuYasha locked his glair on the man. He knew this was a challenge that would only be ended in blood. His eyes didn't move his hand did---slowly, toward his sword. His rage pounded, fully awake even before his fingers reached the hilt.
He saw red.
InuYasha's grip tightened around the old hilt until his knuckles were white. Sango gave hin a steady pull on the sleeve of his sword arm. She spoke his name in a low tone, rising the inflection at the end, the way his mother did when she was warning him to stay out of something. He stole a glance at her. She gave a luscious smile to the red haired demon.
"You men have it all wrong," she said in a throaty voice. "You see, this is my day off. I'm the one who hired him for the night." She smacked InuYasha on the rear. Hard. It surprised him so much he froze. She licked her top lip as she looked at the red haired demon. "But if he doesn't give me my moneys worth, well, you will be the first I call to fill the breach." She smiled lasciviously.
There was a thick moment of silence. InuYasha resisted mightily the need to pull his sword free. he held his breath as he waited to see which way it was going to go. Sango continued to smile at the men in a way that only made his anger deepen.
A grin split on to the face of the red haired demon and he roared with laughter. Every one else hooted and hollered and laughed.
And
A seen depicting Kagome doing Sesshou-maru's hair in cornrows, discussing battle tactics.
1 Umashi-Ashi-Kabi-Hiko-Ji-No-Kami
(Pleasant reed shoot prince elder deity)
Creator being. Shino (Japan). The fourth of the
Deities to be listed in the Kojiki sacred text. He
was engendered from the reeds floating on the
Primordial waters and is perceives as a remote
and vague figure who hides himself from man-
kind.
2 Ame-No-Toko-Tachi-No-Kami
(Deity standing eternally in heaven)
Primordial being. Shinto (Japan). The fifth of the
Deities to emerge in the heavens, named in both
The sacred texts of Shintoism, the Kojiki, born
from reeds loading in the primeval waters.
Number chart:
1. Ichi
2. Ni
3. San
4. Shi
5. Go
6. Roku
7. Shichi
8. Hachi
9. Kyu
10. Ju
11. Ju-Ichi
20. Ni-Ju
21. Ni-Ju-Ichi
Also so I don't get sued for anything
All InuYasha trademarks are property of Takehashi and viz comics.
The seen with InuYasha and Sango in the inn is from Terry Goodkind's Wizard's First Rule which is a great book.
And the information of the Shinto god and goddess is from Encyclopedia of Gods by Michael Jordan.