Disclaimer – Same as always ....... I didn't make it up! Ideas and new characters are mine though.
Note – In this chapter (an all to follow) Draco tends to talk to himself and he also responds. It seems to me that Draco has someone else in his head .... But just for your FYI this is how his thoughts work: When he thinks like this, this is him thinking. When he thinks like this, it is him answering/the other person in his head.
Chapter Three"Who ..... who are you?" Harry asked the blond boy.
Draco gave a smirk, "First, tell me who you are."
"I'm ... I'm in a bed!" Harry said, as if quite pleased with himself that he made this discovery.
"No, tell me your name." Draco sneered.
"Well, I don't know my name, do you? Who are you? Do I know you?"
Draco looked at Harry with utter disbelief:
' Could the famous Harry Potter not know who he is? This is excellent! I could persuade him to go kill himself or lure him into you – know – who and HE would kill him.
No, if that happened then they would all mourn him and it would be worse than if he was alive. No, use this for your own glory! Trick Harry into betraying his friends, have Harry worship YOU!
Yes! I will, once everyone sees ME with that idiot, I will get the glory instead of that mudblood and the low life'
"Yes," Draco started to say with an unpleasant grin, "I know who you are, you're name is Harry Potter. My name is Draco Malfoy. Tell me, Potter, what do you remember?"
Harry told Draco, "I was lying in bed and there was a girl with REALLY frizzy hair, a tall guy with fire red hair and a sexy girl with nice big boobs."
Draco knew the Frizzy hair girl, that was Hermione; the red haired guy was Ron; but, who was the sexy girl? He took a few steps to Harry's nightstand and saw the flowers with the card. Draco opened the card and read:
Harry,
I hope you feel better and I'm sorry you got hurt.
Next time I'll warn you before I catch the snitch.
Toodles,
Kris
'Mental note to self' Draco thought, 'make Kris my girlfriend and get Harry to hate her'
Suddenly, Madame Pomfry came into the room. Draco slipped the small card into his robes before she caught him with it.
"What are you doing in here?" she asked almost histaricly.
"I'm sorry Madame Pomfry, I was just worried about Harry, will he be okay?"
Madame Pomfry looked from Draco to Harry.
Draco looked from Madam Pomfry to the door.
Harry looked from the ceiling to Madame Pomfry, "My what big nostrils you have for such an old woman!" he exclaimed.
Harry is lucky he was ill or Madam Pomfry would have had a right fit. She just looked back to Draco, who looked back at her, and replied, "He has amnesia. Tonight I will brew a potion to make his memory come back, then he would be as good as new. Now go on, Harry needs his rest."
Harry gave a childish smile and pointed to himself "I'm Harry."
Draco nodded, walked off and started thinking to himself:
'I need to switch the potion, I need a potion that will erase his memory of his friends and what he fights for, but remembers everything else.
There is already. The potion Pomfry is brewing has all the elements of memory in it, you just need to take out the ones you don't want.
How do I do that? Sneek in while she's making it?
No you idiot, make a new one with the components left out that you want to leave out.
I knew that!'
Down the dungeons Draco went, but instead of going to the common room, he went to the potions class room. Peeking in, he saw Snape wasn't there. He took a sigh of disappointment and quickly set to work.
'Let's see; Crushed Bicorn Horn, Toe of Newt, 3 Fire Berries, Paprika Spiced Water, and I think that's it if we don't want the Eye of Billywig, Blood of Gnome, or Hair of Unicorn.
You need a blade of grass too.
Oh right ..... thanks'Draco corked the small glass bottle that held the dark purple potion in it. Suddenly the dungeon door opened and a dark figure swiftly made its way in.
"Draco, if you intend to leave, make sure you clean up your mess."
"Yes Snape" Draco nodded.
"Oh and Draco, I want you in my office in ten minutes, I'm feeling horny." Then Professor Snape walked pass Draco, squeezed his butt playfully and walked into his office.
Draco sighed with ecstasy and took off at a slight run. Running through the hall, his heart pounding, almost tripping a few times, he finally gets to the Hospital Wing. In the door he crept and saw Madame Pomfry in her office.
'I need a distraction for her .... But what? An explosion!'Draco took his wand, aimed at a near by statue and ....
"BANG!"
Sparks started flying from the statue which also emitted a vibrant green glow. Draco quickly hid behind the doors as Madame Pomfry rushed out to see what all the commotion was about. As she was trying to put out the sparks, which interesting enough weren't going out, Draco ran through the rows of beds and into her office. Looking around, he spotted the conveniently already made potion on a near by table and switched the bottles, hoping Madame Pomfry wouldn't notice the potion is now dark purple instead of dark blue.
Draco looked at the clock on her desk, it's been 5 minutes since he left snape's office. He snuck swiftly past the beds, but just as he was about to make his escape, Madame Pomfry came in cursing under her breath. As soon as she passed, Draco ran quietly out of the room towards pleasure in the dungeons.
Madame Pomfry was so angry about the commotion outside she grabbed the potion without even noticing the change of color. Walking over to harry, she poured a small cup full and gave it to him.
"Harry, drink it, don't just look at it."
Harry was swirling the liquid in his cup like a little child, then, with the "kind" persuasion of Madame Pomfry, he drank it all down.
"Harry, Harry .... Potter!" Draco whispered harshly prodding him in the arm.
"What? I'm sleeping, do you mind?" Was Harry's reply.
"Yes I do mind." Sneered back Draco.
"You look familiar ... starts with a 'D' .... "
"I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."
"What are you doing here anyways?" Harry glanced at the clock on the wall, "it's 2 p.m."
"Well .. I thought I'd tell my friend some things he has forgotten."
"I don't need to be told, I already have my memory."
"Oh really, who are your friends?"
Harry opened his mouth to reply but nothing came out. He couldn't answer, he forgot.
"That's what I thought. First of all, I am your friend and you look up to ME ....."
Draco continued his mix of lies and half truths for another hour and a half; the whole time Draco was talking, Harry couldn't stop looking at this sexy blond's buldging crotch.
Post – Yeah, I liked the hint of DM and SS in there ... made me laugh. Anyways, I'm not going to have Harry and Draco get hot and steamy for another few chapters, I'm developing an actual plot line for this (if you can call it one).
Thoughts – I would like you to, along with your review, tell me if you would like me to continue with the plot I have in mind, or get Harry and Draco to do it already. I assure you, this will be funny. Oh also tell me if you would like to see some more romance between the characters Kris and Ron. Let me know!