Halo Holiday Songs

by dothacker130

Famous holiday carols gone Halo! Includes timeless classics like "The Twelve Days of Halo", "Grandma Got ran Over by a Prophet", and "Yayap The Shiney-Head Grunty". Rated PG-13 for mild cursing.

3. Yayap The Shiney Head Grunty

Yayap the Shiny-Head Grunty

Yayap the shiny-head grunty,

Had a very shiny head,

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows.

All of the other grunties,

Used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Yayap

Join in any grunty games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say:

"Yayap with your head so bright,

Won't you guide my ship tonight?"

Then all of the grunts loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

Yayap the shiny-head grunty

You'll go down in history!

Author's Note: I'm sorry this bears such a large likeness to the real song, but there wasn't much room t work with here… maybe a should have done something with Sergeant Johnson instead of Yayap… oh well, any way I'll try to get the next one up this weekend.

And on a final note, a made one of those C2 things for Halo Lovers, go to my profile to e-mail me if you want to join.