The First Fan Fic That I'V Written
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING I only own Kayla and I had to pay 75 dollars to get Kayla so now I DON'T EVEN OWN 75 DOLLARS!
This is my first fic so be brutal….
An Orange Room
It was a dark and stormy night. Artemis walked into a closet he had never seen before, even though it was in his own house. He Found himself in a bright orange room with no windows or doors, but there was Holy Root Foly Butler and Mulch.
Artemis: How did you guys get hear?
Holy: A puff of orange smoke brought us here.
Mulch: I'v Been here for two months, do you have any food?
Artemis: No.
Computer and person suddenly appear in a puff of orange smoke
Person: Hi I'm orangUtang 100 and I can control you with my computer!
Holy: Oh yea, Prove it!
all shudder
orangUtang 100: O.K.
types on computer
Holy is turned into a blond Valley Girl
Holy: Like what did you like do to like me?!
orangUtang 100: I turned you into a Valley Girl!
Artemis: Change her back NOW!!!!!!!
orangUtang: O.K , but you will pay!
Root: I kind of like the blond hair.
All: oO
Types
Artemis: I, I, I, neeeeeeeeed a Twinky!!!!!!!!!!
Holy: I'm not a Valley Girl yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
(types) Twinky appears in puff of orange smoke and is eaten by Artemis
Foly: What did you do to him?
orangUtang 100: I made him crave suger.
Root: Why are we hear?
orangUtang 100: To serve me.
Butler: Greaaaaaaat .
Artemis: I need sweets NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Butler: Turn him back.
orangUtang 100: Only if you answer one Question .
Mulch: What?
orangUtang 100: Do you guys know your book characters?
Foly: Yes we wrote the books, we used Collfer's name 'cus he blackmailed us.
orangUtang 100: O.K …. Wait! What do you guys have that can be used for blackmail?
Foly: Ummmm…..I'd rather not say.
orangUtang 100: O.K!
types
Butler: When can we leave?
orangUtang 100: Not until I have Tortured you all and you explode! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
orangUtang 100: Well that's that Review now or die Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha