Did we do it?

My first Hiei and Kurama Yaoi

Chapter Three: Hope, we didn't do that!

Hiei and Kurama looked to one another knowing that their searching of what happened the night before was going be tedious. Especially, if they knew nothing about sex with two people of the same gender. This tube was symbolic for their ignorance.

"All right...I guess we can't find this information like reading a book, Hiei..." Kurama said.

"Reading is a waste of time..." Hiei said, out of the blue.

Kurama wasn't fooled by Hiei's comment. "Did you read a book about sex, Hiei?"

"Why would you say that?!" Hiei glared at Kurama.

"Come on, Hiei. It's me..." Kurama said sweatdropping at his friend's display.

"I didn't read a book. I just looked at its pictures..." Hiei admitted and that was all Kurama was going to get out him.

Kurama sweatdropped and Hiei noticed his look. Kurama wanted to laugh at Hiei but then Hiei would get very angry with him and he would never open up to him again. He sighed.

"I know someone we can ask..." Kurama said. "But knowing you Hiei, you would be too embarrassed."

"Who is this person?"

"A friend..." Kurama played it off casually."I think you know him...although, he's a bit of a pervert. He still knows a lot more then we do."

"Alright..."

"So it's settled..."

Kurama already started to leave and Hiei followed after him. Soon, they both found themselves in a shady part of Tokyo. Kurama seemed calm, cool and collected but Hiei was nervously looking around. He wasn't used to so much weird looking humans. He was to the noisy ones, the ones that litter, the one like Yusuke and Kuwabara but these people confused him. Some of them looked like men but they were dress as women. There was women and mean wearing skimpy leather outfits. Weird shops that have weird items and tools displayed in the window. He really wanted the quietness of the park at the night or even better the forest with only animals. These people were too much.

"Are we there yet?" Hiei finally said his first words since they left. He was a little uneasy.

"Almost...we're not quite there yet."

"Do you even know where you're going?"

"I assure you, I know exactly where I'm going. Out of experience..."Kurama said getting a bit aggravated.

"Out of experience?" Hiei raised an eyebrow. "So you come here often, Kurama?"

"You can make that assumption...but don't get the wrong idea. My old grade school classmates used to come here because they were curious. So I followed. It was because of something they saw on the discovery channel or something..."

Hiei was silent. Maybe if he took the time to get to know some demons instead of killing them and slicing them into shreds, he would have the same adventures Kurama had when he was younger. Hiei sighed. 'Maybe not...'He thought to himself.

"There he is..." Kurama said suddenly.

Hiei looked to a man in the alley with a tan trench coat, a red scarf coverings his throat and mouth. He had dark black sunglasses on and a fedora on top of his head. Hiei sweatdropped. He seemed like he was going to flash someone. Hiei was expecting him looking for some defenseless women or kid to walk by, just to show off his body.

"Hello, George..."

"George?" Hiei said. "Isn't that that demon that follows that little kid around?"

"Koenma-sama...you mean and that's me all right."

Kurama was sweatdropping. "It may not seem like it, but George knows a lot."

"If you say so...Kurama..." Hiei said unsure but he trusted Kurama. He knew Kurama wasn't stupid. He was very smart.

"George, I just wanted to know what Lubrication is for..." Kurama said casually, as if it wasn't an intimate subject. Kurama even took out the tube they found and showed the other demon

Hiei waited for George's respond even though he was so embarrassed. He was asking advice from a lesser demon than he was. Not even a lesser demon, he was just a nobody, he didn't earn the right of being called a demon. He wasn't even in a category. Hiei didn't like this at all. It was embarrassing and degrading to all the work he's done, all his life he has been training his body to be superior and his reputation goes down the toilet because of this clown of a demon. Hiei just wanted so bad to leave.

"Well, lubrication is used when your "member" can't fit into the other guy's hole. And that's the nice way to say it." George said. He then smiled. "You guys want me to demonstrate?"

"No!!!" Kurama and Hiei said together. They were both glaring at George, with looks saying shame on you or have you no pride?

"That's all for today, George...thanks for-" Kurama began.

"Your perversion lesson..." Hiei started walking off.

Kurama walked behind Hiei. Now they knew what lubrication was for and with that the thought of what they might have did plagued their minds. Over and over. Kurama frowned, not liking the visual. It was kind of scary.

"What's wrong with you?" Hiei said.

Kurama looked to him, realizing he was in a cold sweat and red like a tomato."Nothing...I was just why couldn't we remember something like that? It had to have been vastly painful..."

Hiei frowned. "Maybe we didn't do it right?"

"How else would we do it?" Kurama said and he wished he hadn't. Yet, he did want to explore this further. "Are you ready to make another trip, Hiei?"

"Anywhere but here..." He said looking around.

"Okay..."Kurama smiled, leading Hiei to Shinjuku. The very expensive side of Tokyo. Hiei was very curious of what they would find there.

Shinjuku Blockbuster

"OH FOR THE SAKE OF KAMI!!" Hiei said.

Kurama rolled his eyes. "Hiei, we can find out what we exactly did if we watched it..."

"You know what I think! I think you like all of this, Kurama. You like going to these places and you like watching crap like this..." Hiei said lowering his voice.

Kurama scratched his head. "Well, I can't say that I wasn't curious myself but I never rented a porno video. Now that I have a reason to watch these things, I mind as well exploit it..."

"But do you really need to see...'Girls and Ponies (The X rated version)'..." Hiei whispered.

"Oh that's mine..."It was Yusuke. He looked to Kurama and Hiei. "You didn't see me and I didn't see you..."

Hiei and Kurama nodded and Yusuke was gone in a flash. Hiei and Kurama sweatdropped.

"This is getting out of hand..." Hiei said. Hiei shook his head in shame. Was the whole world that perverted? Even Kurama was in the pornographic frenzy's rapture. Hiei could only go with the flow. Yet, he was very scared of the flow and where it would carry him. He didn't want to be those human losers that used their lonely Saturday nights masturbating over the Internet.

Kurama's House

Kurama placed in the tape and flopped on the couch next to Hiei. He had to admit he was nervous. When he thought he was straight he used to sneak a peek at a few female nude photos here and there but now, he was going to watch a porno flick of only guys. He never saw a guy naked. Well, he didn't remember anyway. He couldn't see Hiei earlier because he was so surprised and confused.

"Maybe the tape is going a little too far..." Kurama said.

"Don't try to back out of it now..." Hiei told him and Kurama looked to him. "If I decided, You're going to watch it too. Plus we both want to find this out together..."

Kurama was a little taken back by what Hiei said but nonetheless, he listened. "All right..."

Kurama pressed play after staring into the blue screen for five whole minutes. The movie came on and Kurama finally saw nakedness. It wasn't that bad. He was blushing but it was hard not to. Those guys were good looking but Kurama had a bad feeling.

Five minutes into the movie....

Kurama and Hiei were covering their faces with pillows. What they were showing was too extreme for their eyes. Even for their eyes that have seen a lot of blood and gore. It was sit horrible.

"What the hell is that guy doing?" Kurama exclaimed as he peeked around his pillow with wide eyes and the recoiled back behind it.

"Why is he putting that sword there?!" Hiei said. "How could he do that to something sacred!"

The room was then filled with screams of the guy on the movie. Screaming in complete agony of the torture the other guy was giving him. The screaming made Kurama and Hiei both cringe. It was a horrible sound and they knew a horrible scene would come with it. Kurama had enough of the screaming and so did Hiei.

Kurama's rose whip came in hand and Hiei's sword was unsheathed. At the same time, Hiei and Kurama smashed the TV and the VCR into bit. They kept beating it until it began dust. That was the most horrible thing they saw in their whole lifetimes. Both their hearts were racing, scared half to death. Kurama looked to Hiei and Hiei looked to Kurama.

"This may sound inappropriate but..."

"I know..." Hiei said blushing. "I have one too..."

"Well, what are we going to do about it? It's like solid as a rock..." Kurama said not believing what he was saying.

"Ignore it..."

"I can't...it makes it difficult for me to do anything. I can not walk or sit down."

Kurama frowned at Hiei, he wasn't helping at all but then again a part of him didn't want him too. Kurama made a little of that leak out into his eyes and Hiei caught it. He was looking very embarrassed and the same thing crossed over Hiei's mind too.

"So it's settled..." Kurama interpreted.

Hiei frowned but nodded. "Finally, something I agree with..."

End Chapter

Coming soon...Chapter Four: Oh! I hope we do this again...(May be cleaned up from but the whole story will be featured on Adult Fanfiction because I get carried away)

Author's note:

I did this whole chapter by listening to Britney Spears' 'My Prerogative'. Which gives the chapter a bit of a mood. Like it says above...because I get carried away in sexually stuff, I can't trust myself to write the next chapter. If I do, it wouldn't have the sex scene in it. Sorry but I can make a direct link to it from Adult Fanfiction if you really want to read it. That's all for now. Read and Review, Please.