The Incredibly Breakable Bella Swan

by MidwesternAccent

Untouchable, undateable Bella Swan, daughter of Fork's Chief-of-Police, wants a date – any date – her senior year. Enter Edward Cullen: quiet, reluctant school hottie. Paired together for an English Lit project, Edward proposes he fake-date Bella. As the year progresses Bella realizes her feelings are growing into something more. Does Edward feel the same?

1. Intro

Disclaimer: I do not own, I just imagine. All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer.

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I am Bella Swan.

Lover of Gothic romance, dogs, and vampire flicks. Owner of one rusty orange 1963 Chevy pick-up. Organizer of a secret two-person motorcycle club. Wearer of retro bowling shirts. In sneakers, five foot four. Brown eyed brunette who blushes easily. Extraordinarily clumsy on two feet.

Daughter of Charlie Swan; Chief-of-Police Forks, Washington. Occasional daughter (when it's convenient) of Renee Higginbotham. Only child.

Best friend to Jacob Black. Friend of fellow outcast Angela Weber. Frenemy of Jessica Stanley and Lauren Mallory. Crush receipt of Mike Newton, and Eric Yorkie. Official nemesis of James Nichols and Victoria Lanley.

High school senior. Strongest subjects: English Lit and biology. 3.97 high school gpa. (See: Stanley, Jessica–frenemy. Also: Valedictorian, beating me). Drinker of lemonade. Baker of melt-in-your-mouth apple strudel.

Finally, I am completely and irrevocably undateable.

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Author's Notes: Beta'd by the wonderful WritingforOne and Brook M.