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O.K. -- enough rambling (even though rambling is fun ) let's start the fic!!
Torture & ummm more torture
Butler: I miss bodyguarding.
Holly: I miss my nutro 8000
Artemis: I miss committing crime
Suger-hI: I miss sugar
Mulch: I miss dirt
Foaly: I miss my technology stares evilly at orangUtang 100 computer
Root: I miss holly having blonde ha… I-I mean I miss arresting convicts!
orangUtang 100: well I miss Kayla so…
types
Small gray and black cat appears in a puff of orange smoke
orangUtang 100: Artemis & co.: this is Kayla
Kayla: Meow
Butler: AWWW WHAT A CUTE LITTLE KITTY !! OH YES YOU ARE OH YES YOU ARE !!!!
Artemis: O.K. that is wrong in so many ways
orangUtang 100: Well based on that ….
Types
Sugar-hI and Kayla vanish in a puff of orange smoke
Mouse appears in puff of orange smoke
Butler: AAAAAAAA GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butler screams and run around in circles
Holly: that is even more wrong!!
All agree
orangUtang 100: O.K… now I will bring 2 more people to be tormented
Root: (thinking) better them than us
orangUtang 100: You do know I can hear you
Root: You can read minds!!!!!!
orangUtang 100: Yes!
types
2 people appear in puff of orange smoke
orangUtang 100: Artemis & friends: this is my brother chimpanZ 80 and my worst enemy Rubersole 12
Rubersole 12: Where are we?
Artemis: In an orange room that I think is also my closet
orangUtang 100: No, we're in another dimension that I control with my computer.
Artemis: Then why is its porthole in my closet?
orangUtang 100: WHAT DID COLFER BLACKMAIL YOU WITH? !!!
Foaly: You should know better than to ask her a question by now
chimpanZ 80: lets start the torture!
orangUtang 100: Ya
Types
A chair, a sink, a small box, and ropes appear in a puff of orange smoke
orangUtang 100: let's start with Chinese water torture!!
Rubersole 12 is tied on chair
Sink: drip drip drip
1 hour later
Rubersole 12: I can't take it any more!!!!!
orangUtang 100: O.K. let's move on to being trapped in a small sound proof box with 1000 poisonous scorpions!!!!!
Rubbersole 12 is placed in the box!!!
chimpanZ 80 pours scorpions
orangUtang 100: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow I've never laughed maniacally of that long
Butler: still screaming (a lot)
Holly: How long are you going to keep that mouse?
orangUtang100: until now
types
mouse , 2 new people and torture items vanish in a puff of orange smoke
Butler: Yay thank you !!!!!!!
Root: What was that about?
orangUtang 100: REVENGE SWEET SWEET REVENGE!!!!!!!!
Characters huddle
Root: O.k whispers to characters we will make a break for it tonight. I've got a hammer in my bag we can hammer our way out
Holly: whispering What if we wake her up?
orangUtang 100: also whispering then we will hammer harder
Foaly: Have you been listening the whole time!
orangUtang 100: yes!!
Holly: pulls out hammer from Roots bag DIE YA WACKO DIE
orangUtang 100: types
Hammer vanishes in a puff of orange smoke
Holly is suddenly in soundproof box with 1000 poisonous scorpions
All: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
orangUtang 100: This is for trying to kill me MWHAHAHAHAHA
Holly: screams too loudly to try to imitate on paper -- thankfully the box is SOUND PROOF
Arty: Than…. Hey my name is Artemis why did you put Arty?
orangUtang 100: Cus' it's fun!!
orangUtang 100: O.K what did you think? R&R please. I'm sorry about the signed reviewers only thing I have no idea how that got there seriously!