Enough is Enough
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They had had it. Enough was enough was enough! That Maxwell needed a taste of his own medicine, taken off his high horse, and put back in his place. How? Oooh, the delights of revenge. They planed, they calculated, for a week they prepared their trap that when sprung would hopefully ease their torment. Not that they hated all of Duo's jokes and pranks (some were actually quite funny), but painting Zero's wings Barbie pink, Bleaching Trowa's hair (don't ask how Dou managed it, Trowa won't tell), Writing a fake love letter supposedly from Sally to Wufei, and pouring syrup in Quatre's bed . . . well, such offences could not be left unpunished; the prank master would be brought down! And where he had gotten drunk enough to carry out such atrocities, they didn't want to know.
A perfectly normal Saturday morning began with no current missions to attend to made the perfect opportunity. Dou was asleep, as he usually was at this time in the morning under such circumstances. When he finally decided to grace the day with his presence, he found the leftover breakfast sitting out on the table, Chocolate-chip pancakes, his favorite, or so he thought. Have you ever noticed that when one does not inspect closely, the waist of rabbits looks admirably like Chocolate-chips.
Later on, after discovering that he had just poured salt all over his toast instead of sugar, Duo gave up on food and went to use the restroom facilities. To his distress, he found that the fly to his briefs was secured tightly with thread.
In his room the braided pilot threw down his clothing in disgust. It was all sown into one large cloth mess. Also, his favorite teddy bear, which he was sure no one knew about, was now sitting on the antenna on the roof. He went to heat up some leftover spaghetti, only to discover that it had been replaced with old discarded shoestrings and styraphome balls painted to appear like meatballs. Only he hadn't discovered this until the unusual mixture had entered his mouth. The orange juice was also replaced with tart grapefruit juice.
And on the torment went till in the eve, Duo threw himself down on the couch, nearly in tears. He felt so betrayed, so unloved, It wasn't FAIR! Then, the electricity went out; no TV to ease his pain. Then, a dim light glowed in the doorway. He sat up in surprise. There stood Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei behind a large chocolate cake. Written in frosting were the words, "You deserved it Duo, Don't stop completely but please tone the pranks down. We still care" Now he did burst into tears.
"I'm sorry guys" Duo blubbered; As he dug into the cake.