Will You…?

HELLO! We have just watched the first episode of… G-Revolution! Cartoon Network seemed to see a reason in putting it on at 8:30 on a Saturday morning, but we watched it anyway! It was BRILLIANT! But that's not the point…

You may be wondering what has happened to Etiquette, but do not fear, it is currently under construction. It is a very difficult story to write. But, while you're waiting you can read our newest creation. It's just a bit of fun, but we're sure you'll enjoy it.

We don't really have much more to say, so, on with the fic…

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Proposition and Gaydar

"Definitely gay… Hmm. In denial…. Oh God he's gay." Kai tried and failed to block out Yuri's remarks. "Closet Gay… Christ he's Gayer than I am and that's saying something."

"So this is what you and Rei do all day?" Kai asked, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Yeah, pretty much. Bloody hell, he's to Gay to function." Kai rolled his eyes and sat back on the bench. It was a cold October morning. Right now he could have been in bed, in the warmth of his home. But no, for some obscure reason that he had not yet mentioned, Yuri wanted to speak to him. So, instead he was sat on a park bench wearing half a dozen layers to keep himself warm.

"Oh my God! He was totally checking you out darling! Look at him!"

"Yuri, why exactly am I here?" The red head dragged his eyes away from the passing Brad Pitt look-alike and stared blankly at Kai.

"What? Oh yes, right. How shall I put this? Okay. Exactly how long have you been with Rei?" Kai eyed him suspiciously before working out the answer to his question.

"Err… six years… three months and… twelve days."

"And in those six years, three months and twelve days, how many serious life changing decisions have you made, besides moving in together." Kai looked down at his coffee, not entirely sure what it was that Yuri was getting at.

"Actually, I was thinking of proposing," he said in an offhand tone. However, the effect that this had on Yuri, he had not expected.

"OH MY GOD KAI! This is fabulous!" He cried as he jumped to his feet, pulling Kai with him and hugging him frantically, causing half the park to look at them curiously. "It's so exciting darling!"

"Err… Yuri."

"You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this day!"

"Yuri!"

"I know a fantastic caterer-"

"YURI!" This successfully caught the attention of the other half of the park. "Err… let's go for a little walk." Kai dragged his friend away from the crowd and began to walk him around the edge of the park.

"So what exactly are you going to say to him?"

"Well, I thought 'Will you marry me?' was the usual-"

"I don't mean that you baka," Yuri sighed. "How are you going to ask him?"

"Don't I just get down on one knee and… well, ask him?" Kai asked, a confused look now appearing on his face.

"Oh Kai, your naivety amazes me sometimes. There's sooooo much more to it than that. Where are you going to do it? What are you going to say? How are you going to do it?" Kai gave him a blank look and shook his head.

"I hadn't really thought about it in that much detail."

"Then it's about time you started thinking. It's going to have to be perfect."

"So, what do I do?"

"Well, that, my friend, is where I come in."

Rei made his way downstairs, yawning, to find Kai sitting crossed legged on the sitting room floor eating his cereal, whilst watching the TV. He sat down next to him and rested his head on Kai's shoulder.

"Why are you up so early?" Rei asked rubbing his eyes.

"Yuri wanted to talk to me about something and besides, it's nearly twelve."

"Exactly." Rei pulled himself off the floor, giving Kai a quick kiss, and stumbled into the kitchen.

"Oh Kai! You've left the milk out again!"

"Sorry!" Rei rolled his eyes and came back into the living room.

"Why are you sitting on the floor anyway?" He asked.

"Because I can't get onto the sofa 'cause of all the bloody cushions."

"It looks nice though."

"Yeah, but sofas aren't for looking at."

"All you have to do is this." Rei said throwing at least three cushions at Kai making room for himself on the sofa.

"Are you starting?" Kai smirked.

"What you gonna do about it?" Kai picked up a few more cushions and threw them back at Rei twice as hard.

"That." And so the pillow fight began.

Later that afternoon Kai began to remove himself from the pile of cushions that he and Rei were buried under. He offered his hand to Rei and pulled him off the sofa.

"Are you going out with Yuri later?" He asked, picking up the cushions and throwing them back onto the sofa.

"Ummm, I think so. Oh yeah we're going to the park." answered Rei.

"Again?" Kai asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah," Rei smirked, "Yuri fancies the Brad Pitt look-alike. He's worked out that this guy walks his dog at eight thirty in the morning then at six in the evening, so we have to go and watch him walk past. It's sooooooo exciting."

"I'm sure. Do you know what time you'll be back?"

"Well, that all depends on whether this guy's walking fast or not, why do you ask?"

"I was going to cook again."

"Right," Rei grinned, "I'll get a pizza on the way back then." Kai thumped him playfully. "Awww," he laughed. "I love your cooking really, no matter how 'interesting' it is." Rei carried on laughing hysterically at the look on Kai's face.

"Rei. Rei! REI!" Kai cried, trying to get his attention.

"What?" Kai nodded towards the clock on the wall behind them. It was five to six.

"Oh shit." Rei ran towards the stairs, pulling off the t-shirt he was wearing. "Yuri'll kill me if I'm late." Kai shook his head and went to make some popcorn, without blowing up the microwave this time.

"Hello!"

"Hello Tyson."

"Is that you?"

"Who?"

"You."

"WHO?"

"Calm down Kai! There's no need to shout."

"What do you want?"

"Nothing really. Just wanted to have a chat with my good friend Kai."

"No seriously."

"What you up to then Kai?"

"I'm eating popcorn, what's going on?"

"How many bowls have you had?"

"Err… three?"

"You fat bastard."

"That's coming from someone who's half my size and twice my weight."

"I am NOT half your size Kai."

"You're twice my weight though."

"So! You're not out buying rings then?"

"Err… no."

"Not, bending down on one knee?"

"Tyson is this going anywhere?"

"Or asking Rei to marry you?"

"Who told you?"

"Max."

"Who told Max?"

"Max! Who told you?"

"Ben!"

"Ben."

"Who's Ben?"

"Max!"

"What?!"

"Who's Ben?"

"Ben the Baker!"

"Ben the Baker."

"Ben the Baker?! Who the hell told Ben the Baker?!"

"Bob the Builder probably."

"This isn't funny Tyson."

"Well did you really need to ask who told Bill the bloody Baker?"

"Ben the Baker."

"Whatever. Bill or Ben, you're still an idiot."

"Why?"

"Because you told Yuri so naturally half the world now knows."

"Yuri? Oh shit. Rei's with Yuri now."

"Then I seriously hope you didn't want it to be a secret."

Kai ran through the park, wrapping his coat around him against the cold wind. Yuri wouldn't tell him, would he? He did have a tendency for 'letting things slip'. He turned a corner and saw the two of them sitting on the same bench he and Yuri were on earlier. Yuri was pointing at a man in a pink shirt whilst Rei laughed cheerfully at him.

Kai walked up to the bench and leant on the lamppost next to them. They spotted him and began giggling.

"Defo. gay!" They said, smirking at him.

"Alright Yuri. Seen your Brad look-alike yet?" He said sitting down next to Rei and kissing him passionately.

"Get a room you… hang on how the hell do you know about Brad?" Rei fidgeted nervously.

"I'll give you one guess."

"Rei!" Yuri cried hitting him playfully. "Anyway Kai, I had a feeling you'd show up," he said, winking very obviously, "so I bought you a coffee." Kai eyed him suspiciously.

"Cappuccino?"

"Yes."

"Low fat milk?"

"Of course."

"Excellent." He took the plastic cup from the red head and the three of them then sat back and took a sip of their coffee.

"Christ, it's cold," Rei stated, rubbing his gloved hands together.

"Aww, come here and I'll keep you warm," Kai smiled slyly. Yuri rolled his eyes.

"Kai, you're such a dirty slut. Mind you it is freezing. You never know we could have a white Christmas."

"Yuri, we're in Russia. It's white practically all year round." Yuri ignored Kai's comment and stared dreamily at the sky.

"A wedding in the snow would be absolutely perfect, wouldn't it Kai?" He said suggestively. Kai's eyes widened and he began mouthing the words 'shut' and 'up' behind Rei's back. However before Rei could react, a man in with a purple bobble hat walked past. They waited for him to pass whilst holding in their laughter. After he'd gone Yuri smirked.

"Oh my God!" They all began laughing and spoke together.

"Definitely gay."

So, there it is. The first chapter. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it.

If any of you have been to see Mean Girls you'll notice the 'too gay to function' line we kinda stole. It is actually quite a cool film but we only went to see it because of Daniel DeSanto's role. We cheered whenever he came on screen!

Anyway, please review and give us your opinions. Thank you please!