Will You…?

Sorry about taking so long to update, but we are very busy people you know, places to go people to meet, yeah so sorry.

We thought we'd start answering any questions asked in the reviews so here they are.

Lazyfifilazy: Yes, we live in the U.K. and there is NOTHING to do here!

Hijiri Hitokiri Battousai: We were kind of unsure how to spell it, so we went for the traditional Russian way. But we're so used to typing Yuri we're going to keep it like it is. That's quite cool, you working in the same studio; by the way what is it you do?

Keisan: I think Yuri just has high hopes, though we've never been to Russia so who knows!

Prozacfairy: Yeah, he was quite mature in the show, but we wanted him to be a source of comedy in this and we prefer the gay Yuri. We will try and tone him down a bit.

Come on Boys, We're Going Shopping

All was quiet in the house as Rei and Kai slept peacefully on Saturday morning. That was until…

RING RING RING RING

"What the hell is that?!" Kai sat up abruptly looking around the room. Rei was still lying face down on his pillow mentally cursing the idiot that was calling at seven in the morning.

"Try the phone," he mumbled. "You baka." Kai rubbed his eyes then threw the sheets off himself, giving Rei a playful smack on the head. He stepped out of bed not noticing his right foot which was still tangled in the sheets. The result? A very loud thud and a serious injury. Well pretty serious…

"Ow."

"You know what Kai? I can't actually remember the last you got out of bed onto your feet," Rei stated getting out of bed and stepping over the lump on the floor that was Kai.

"Leave me alone to die peacefully," Kai groaned. Rei shook his head and made his way into the landing, stepping on Kai on the way past. "You'll pay for that later," he called after him. "But at this precise moment in time I am in too much pain to move."

After hanging up the phone, feeling slightly puzzled, Rei went back upstairs only to find Kai still sprawled face down on the floor. He put Kai's coffee on the floor next to him, seeing as he still showed no signs of movement, and sat on the bed sipping his own coffee.

"That was Yuri on the phone."

"Hn."

"He wanted you, but I told him you on the bedroom floor after suffering a near death experience."

"What did he say?" Kai asked finally sitting up and taking a sip of his coffee.

"He said that's great but he still wants you to meet him at the mall at nine so you can… pick the bling, at least I think that's what he said…" At this Kai choked on his coffee. "I know," Rei continued, "I told him you'd never be ready in two hours." Kai secretly thanked the Gods for Rei's naivety and the escape route from this tricky situation.

"Right, I'll just go and have a shower." Kai said looking in the mirror and correcting his hair, before grabbing his mobile and exiting the room. He locked the bathroom door behind him and switched on the radio. He turned on the shower and then sat down on the floor, opening up his phone and dialling Yuri's number.

"Hello-"

"Why the hell did you tell Rei where we going?" Kai whispered, so Rei wouldn't overhear anything.

"Kai calm down. Rei might a clever guy but he's still entitled to his naïve moments. Tell me did he seem suspicious at all?"

"Well no, he seemed more interested in how I was planning to be ready in two hours-"

"One hour."

"One hour then- what?! I have one hour to get ready?!"

"I said eight not nine."

"Why is it exactly that we are going shopping at eight o'clock on a Saturday morning?"

"I don't want to hit the rush hour."

"How many people are going to be buying engagement rings today?"

"Kai. Fifty-five minutes."

"Yeah alright, I'm going."

"Good. We all know how long you take getting ready."

"You can talk."

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

"Nothing."

"Good, I'll see you at eight and don't be late."

Fifty-four minutes later, Kai perfected his hair in front of the mirror, before grabbing his coat and opening the door.

"Ahem," Kai turned around to see Rei sitting on the settee tapping his cheek. "Don't I get a kiss before you go?" Kai rolled his eyes and kissed Rei's cheek.

"Oh, sod it, Yuri can wait." Kai kissed Rei on the lips passionately, pushing him back onto the sofa.

"Kai, he'll be waiting for you……. you're going to be late." Kai kissed him once more.

"I know, I'm going now, love you."

"Good. Now get out of here you sexy bastard."(1)

"Kai, this one is perfect." The rather patient manager of the jewellers held out the forty-sixth ring of the day- and yes, Yuri was counting.

"Haven't we already looked at this one?" Kai asked.

"Even more reason to buy it. You're obviously destined to buy this ring." Kai studied it once more as Yuri pulled it out of the box and modelled the silver band for him. "Kai, it's a nice ring look, please just buy the bloody thing." Kai shook his head.

"It's just not quite there."

"Oh my God!" Yuri threw his hands in the air. "Kai none of the forty six goddamned rings we've looked at today have been 'quite there'. What is 'quite there'? Where the hell is 'quite there'?" As Yuri continued with his ranting and raving, a woman entered the almost empty shop, took one look at him and left.

"There." Kai pointed to another glass cabinet further along the counter. In it was a very beautiful white gold band set with small diamonds. (2) "That's the ring."

"There is a God! Quick!" Yuri leant across the counter and grabbed the manager. "Sell it him now, before he changes his mind."

"This is a very expensive ring sir."

"He doesn't care, just sell us that ring!"

"Certainly." He lead them over to the till where a young lady was waiting to serve them.

"Have we finally made a decision?" Kai handed her the box and his debit card. "Excellent choice, it's gorgeous isn't it?" She handed Kai back his card. "So are congratulations in order? Just so you know I think you make a great couple."

"Err, I think you've got the-" he was cut off by Yuri's sudden burst of laughter, he looked at him to see that he was bent over his hands on his knees, tears in his eyes, still giggling hysterically.

"Me … and Kai, me and Kai, you have to be joking…. I'm way too good for Kai." Meanwhile the shop assistant waited patiently for Yuri's laughter to subside.

"And what are you trying to imply?" Kai questioned arms crossed leaning on the glass counter.

"Nothing, I just don't think you're good enough for me!" Yuri smirked.

"You wish!"

"So would you like that gift wrapped?"

As Kai and Yuri stepped out of the shop, they spotted Rei, carrying at least a dozen bags, looking in the window of the shop next door.

"He's had my bloody card, again." Kai said turning to Yuri. Rei saw them and made his way towards the jewellers they were still stood outside.

"Oooh, been buying me jewellery, Kai?" he asked, kissing him on the cheek.

"What? Oh, no."

"Oh well, you can make it up to me in there," Rei said, pointing to the shop opposite. He gave Kai some of his bags and held out his free hand to him. Kai sighed and took his hand.

"It really is impossible to say no to you." Rei smiled and kissed him again, as Yuri cheered.

"Come on boys, we're going shopping and it's on Kai!"

Rei stepped out of the changing room in a black fleece (3) and a pair of dark jeans.

"Wow." Kai leant on the doorframe and watched Rei pose in front of the mirror. "That looks great." Rei smiled.

"I've got one more, wait there." He stepped back inside the cubical and took off his top. Just as he reached for a black shirt, Kai fell into the changing room, closely followed by Yuri who locked the door behind them.

"Excuse me," Rei cried, "I'm half dressed."

"It's nothing I haven't seen before," Kai murmured, running a finger along Rei's bare torso.

"When you two have finished, we have a crisis on our hands!" Yuri whispered.

"Yes, I'm half-dressed in a changing room with two other men!" Rei shouted, a little too loudly. Every one in the changing room silenced and looked in the direction of the cubicle with three pairs of feet poking out from underneath the saloon doors.

"Yeah, not so loud next time." Kai whispered. However, shoppers were still crowded around the door trying to see what was going on. "It's O.K. I'm his boyfriend," Kai stated peering over the doors, "but the red-head I am about to brutally murder is just a freak. Thank you, good bye." At this their audience went back to what they were doing shaking their heads. "Okay genius, care to explain why all three of us are in one of the smallest changing rooms known to man and why we have just been humiliated in front of half the bloody shop?" He whispered to Yuri so as not to attract anymore more unwanted attention.

"Well… as I was saying we have a crisis on our hands. My ex has just walked into the changing room next door," Yuri whispered using unnecessary hand gestures.

"Really?" Kai and Rei asked craning their necks to look over into the cubicle next door. However, before they could get a proper look Yuri pulled them back onto the floor, Rei landing on top of Kai.

"So, what's so bad about that? Haven't you been out with half the gay population of Russia? You're bound to bump into a few of them occasionally."

"The thing is Kai, I had an embarrassing experience with this one and to make it worse he was one of Bryan's friends." Kai gave him a puzzled look, whereas Rei's eyes widened in realisation.

"THAT embarrassing experience. He wasn't an ex, he was a one night stand!" He cried.

"He had potential and we could have gone far if I hadn't messed it up," Yuri said defensively.

"Hang on a minute," Kai smirked. "Are you saying you couldn't get-"

"Of course I could! You're such an idiot sometimes Kai."

"Then would someone please tell me what's going on? I believe I have a right to know as I currently squashed in a changing room with two other people because of this 'embarrassing experience'."

"Not a word Rei," Yuri threatened. "I swear if you-" but it was too late. Rei, who was still sat on his lap, leant over and whispered in Kai's ear. His eyes instantly widened and he smirked evilly. "Oh no."

"Are you serious?!" Rei nodded. "Oooh… Bryan… Bryan!" Kai moaned, while Rei tried to hold in his laughter. Yuri just hit his head and looked at Rei.

"Why do I tell you these?"

"So I can go home and tell Kai and then he can take the piss." Kai nodded in agreement.

"Look, it was easy mistake to make. I'd been talking to Bryan just before and he… looks a bit like him too." Kai sighed, lifted Rei off his lap and looked over into the next cubical.

"He looks absolutely nothing like him."

"Okay, maybe not but I was… I was thinking about him at the time." This only made Kai laugh more. "Not in that way!" Yuri cried, realising what he'd just said. Nevertheless, Kai continued to moan Bryan's name just to annoy the fuming red-head.

"Come on Yuri, it could have been a lot worse," Rei said supportively, tapping him on the back. "You could have called him Kai, and then we'd all have been in trouble."

Rei walked into the living room to find Tyson sprawled face down on the floor listening to Jamie O'Neal's 'All By Myself' at full blast. He looked around the room, not really surprised at Tyson's slightly strange antics.

"Have you seen Kai anywhere?" He asked.

"In the garden with Yuri," he mumbled. Rei shook his head before making his way out the back door. Kai and Yuri were sitting on the patio eating pancakes.

"You lurrve him!"

"Fuck you, Kai!"

"You lurrve him!"

"Fuck you!"

"You lurrve him!"

"Fuck you!"

"So, what's this intellectual conversation you're having?" Rei asked.

"Yuri loves Bryan." Kai answered immediately an evil smile on his face.

"No, I do not," Yuri cried, Kai ignored him.

"Yuri and Bryan sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Sang Kai.

"You're so immature, anyway what about you and Rei?"

"Oh, we do more than kiss!"

"Yeah, but not in a tree," stated Rei.

"That could be quite painful," Kai winced

"Anyway this is about you and Bryan, not me and Kai."

"Yuri, what's your problem, he's a good looking guy and he kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row… or so I've heard." Kai added quickly noticing Rei's look.

"Oh, and who did you hear that from?" Rei questioned, smiling slightly at the nervous look on Kai's face.

"Actually, from Yuri himself." Yuri's eyes widened nervously.

"That was a dare and just 'cause I've kissed him, doesn't mean I love him….anyway you've kissed Tyson, does that mean you love him?"

"A) Do not EVER bring that up again, and B) We really need to stop playing spin the bottle." Kai ordered.

"You took the words right out of my mouth." Rei said helping himself to a bit of Kai's pancake. Just as he did a terrible screeching came from the living room.

"Christ, someone put that cat out of its misery!" The three of them got up and peered through the French windows into the living room where Tyson was singing along to Nilsson's 'Without You' actions and all.

"I'm slightly worried about him," Rei whispered.

"Why?" Yuri and Kai asked together.

"Well, don't you think he's acting a little weird lately, well since Max went to America to see his mum?" The two of looked at Tyson as he fell onto his knees and continued to sing along,

"No."

YAY! Finally finished! Stole a line from Notting Hill-which we don't own before you ask! We will try and get the next chapter up quicker, but we're on holiday soon so we're not promising anything.

Anyway thanks again for the reviews and remember we will try and answer any questions you have for us.

1)This is a bit OOC but we call Kai 'The Sexy Bastard' and we thought it would be funny.

2)We didn't describe the ring much because we thought we'd let you decide for yourselves what you wanted it to look like.

3)Like a classic Bench fleece- no, we don't own it.

R&R and enjoy the rest of the holidays! PEACE TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!! Where is the love? Okay, got a bit carried away with the Black Eyed Peas there