Will You…?
Hi peeps! We are so sorry about the delay. It's the start of the year and teachers are OBSSESSED with homework, it's unbelievable. Anyway, we hope this chapter will make up for it and that you'll forgive us.
SORRY! Well, here's the replies to some of the reviews.
Renanimeangel: Yeah, thanks for your idea about Bryan choosing the name, we are probably gonna do that.
UlTiMaTe KaI LuVa: We're not really sure whether Kai can tell his left from his right, all the alcohol he drinks has probably had a negative effect on his brain or something. But we still love him!
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Hey, Hey, Hey!
"Here comes the bride, six metres wide see how she wobbles from side unto side!"
"Kai, shut up and stop making an exhibition of yourself," Rei whispered as he elbowed Kai.
"I could have bet my life he was gay," Yuri murmured, smiling at the bride as she walked down the aisle.
"It's a good job you didn't then," Rei stated.
"I hate to admit it but I agree with Yuri on this one. He was and always will be gayer than Christmas," Kai stated as he bounced up and down on the spot earning him quite a few funny looks. "And I really need the toilet."
"Didn't Rei make sure you went before you left the house," Bryan smirked.
"Are you trying to be funny?" As if to answer his question Yuri and Rei let out their giggles and Bryan smirked even more.
"Oh piss off."
"Now Kai, remember, you're in God's house now," Yuri said, shaking his head disapprovingly.
"Sorry," Kai apologized for his cursing quickly, looking up at the ceiling.
"Ladies and gentleman…" The four of them looked up at the vicar, only to realize everyone had sat down. Coughing slightly, they dropped down onto the pew and tried to hold back their laughter.
Five readings, eight hymns and fourteen 'I do's' later, Kai was finding it increasingly difficult to keep still.
"There's a toilet in the side chapel if you're that desperate," Rei stated, sinking back into his chair as another coffin dodger stepped up to make a reading. "Just be discreet and don't disturb the reading."
"No way! Everyone will be watching me!"
"Kai, they do have doors on toilets nowadays." Bryan teased.
"Stop being such a poof. If you're quiet no one will even notice you."
"Apart from God, because he sees everything," Yuri stated.
"What is your obsession with God today?" Kai asked.
"It's being in church again, it's having some kind of freaky effect on him," Bryan mumbled.
"I'll have you know Bryan, I am very holy person."
"Yuri, God was against homosexuality."
"What?! Who the hell is he to judge?!"
"Not so holy now, are we?" Kai smirked.
"And now join us for our final hymn… number 69."
"Ha, it's a sign!" Rei laughed.
"That is for later," Kai smirked.
"Not in a chur…" Yuri began.
"Oh shut up."
"… Jesus put this song into our hearts, Jesus put this song into our hearts…" The four of them tried not laugh at the awful sound the congregation were making. Apparently no one had a slightest clue to how the tune went. Eventually, the final line came and Kai was pissing himself even more than before.
"Jesus put this so-o-o-o-ong… into our hearts!"
"But forgot to send us the tune!" Kai sang. Everyone turned to look at him and Bryan nearly fell over laughing. "Did I say that out loud?"
"Yes."
"Damn."
"Kai, drink slowly we don't want you wetting the bed now, do we?"
"Is it 'take the piss out of Kai day' today or something?" Kai asked.
"Every day is 'take the piss out of Kai day'," Yuri stated simply as he grabbed a glass of champagne from a passing waiter's tray. "Right come on guys, let's get sloshed."
"I can't, it's my turn to drive… again," Bryan grumbled.
"Shouldn't we wait for the line up thingy," Rei asked, laughing slightly as Yuri picked up another glass.
"Err… no," Kai said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. As he did he took one of the glasses from Yuri and they both downed it in pretty impressing times. Rei watched them and sighed.
"Oh bollocks to the line up," he said grabbing a glass for himself. The three of them cheered as he downed it even faster than Yuri and Kai.
"And bollocks to drink driving," Bryan cheered, taking the glass Kai had just picked up. "Here's to…"
"Getting drunk!" Yuri finished for him.
"Hurrah!"
Three hours later and the four of them had drunk the castle that was holding the reception dry. And, as it didn't have a bar, they'd nominated Kai to go to the local off license. However, he didn't want to go alone just incase he got mugged, so he'd dragged Yuri with him saying no one would dare mug him. Back at the hotel, Rei and Bryan were currently setting fire to the 'Just Married' confetti with the table candles.
"So, what about Yuri?" Rei questioned innocently.
"What about him?"
"You know, what about him? Do you like him?"
"Erm, yes, it would be a bit of a bummer if I didn't as I've known him all my life."
"Nooo, I mean, do you like him?" Rei winked.
"Yeeeessss?"
"No, I mean… do you liiiiiike him?"
"Oh, do I liiiiiike him?"
"Finally."
"No." Bryan answered.
"Don't tell porkies."
"Maybe a little bit…"
"You LIKE him."
"Okay, maybe, yes."
"Wahoo… and they called it puppy love!" He began singing, pretty loudly.
"Rei… Shut up! Not a word of this to anyone Rei, okay, I'm serious."
"I'll take it to the grave," Rei answered hand on heart. Just then Kai and Yuri danced up to them.
"The fun has arrived, thank you very much!" They sang.
"Hey, sexy babes!" Kai grinned.
"You took your sweet time," Bryan cried.
"Yeah, Yuri kept trying to chat people up," Kai groaned as he slumped down in the chair next Rei.
"Yeah well… I was only trying to get us a lift back to the castle because the off license that was supposed to be round the corner, was two miles down the road." Just as he finished, Yuri's eyes lit up as Jackson 5 'Rockin' Robin' began playing. "Oh, I love this record!" He grabbed Bryan and strutted up to the dancefloor, earning a few giggles from Kai and Rei.
"Hey, hey, hey, guess who fancies Yuri."
"I have my suspicions, but do not ever do that again, it's very scary," Kai stated, backing away from Rei slightly as he began to empty his many bags from the Off-License.
"Yeah, but who fancies Yuri, who do you think?"
"Well, let me see, could it be… no wait, it couldn't be… Bryan could it?"
"Yes!"
"No!" Kai gasped dramatically.
"Are you being sarcastic?" Rei finally asked. Kai pulled his chair really close to Rei's and looked at him face to face.
"Yes!"
"How did you know?"
"Rei, neither of them were very subtle about it, Bryan in particular. In fact it would have been less obvious if he'd danced around naked with a tea cosy on his head shouting I love Yuri Ivanov at the top of his voice." The two of them looked at the dance floor, which- not surprisingly- Yuri and Bryan now had to themselves thanks to the rather… interesting dance they were currently performing.
"I see your point," Rei shrugged. At this the song ended and the two from the dancefloor made their way back to their table. "Hey, hey, hey!" Rei smirked.
"What have I just said to you?"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"That's it. It's official. Come on 'fess up, which one of you swaped my boyfried with a raving loon," Kai asked turning to Yuri and Bryan.
"Well, sorry to disappoint you ladies but I'm going to go and chat to the blushing groom," Bryan said giving them a cheesy smile and walking over to another table.
"So," Yuri smirked as he went to pour himself a glass of some cheap wine they'd bought earlier.
"Excuse me what do you think you're doing?" Rei said grabbing the bottle off him. "That is my pile, your pile is the small one over there."
"Why's mine small?"
"Because you drank your share on the way back, you knob."
"We could split Bryan's up as he has abonaned us!" Yuri suggested already sharing the contents of Bryan's pile between them.
"He won't mind," Kai said pourig himself some cheap pink liquid claiming to be vodka.
"Yeah, he's had enough anyway," Rei added taking a sip from each bottle. "And if we have a bit from each bottle he'll never notice."
"What are we-"
"Hey isn't that Brad Pitt?" Rei asked suddenly. Kai looked up quickly. "Not the Brad Pitt obviously. Yuri's boyfriend Brad Pitt."
"Yeah he's a friend of the bride's I think." As Kai explained this Yuri dived under the table, rather dramatically. "Okay, I know your drunk an' all but there was no need for that."
"Shhhh! I don't want Mark seeing me like this."
"Who the hell is Mark?" Kai asked trying his best not to look like he was talking to a table, and failing.
"Brad Pitt."
"Okay, so you don't want… Mark seeing you because…?" Rei began.
"Because I'm drunk and I'll probably end up saying something really embarrassing to him."
"And you don't look to great either," Kai mumbled.
"I heard that."
"So have you actually said anything normal to him yet?"
"I'll have you know that the dog worked very well and we've become pretty friendly."
"Friendly as in friendly or friendly as in 'Yuri friendly'?" Kai asked.
"Just friendly, I'm not that slutty."
"Don't you think-" Kai stopped suddenly and began laughing hysterically. He put his head on the table and tried to calm down. Rei watched, eyebrows raised, as the blue haired Russian sat back up.
"Finished?"
"Sorry, I just realised how funny this situation is. I mean we're talking to a table, we must look like right nutters!" Saying this only got him started again, so Rei left Kai to piss himself laughing and moved closer to the table so he could talk to Yuri.
"Yuri, everyone in this room is a drunk as a skunk, and no, I don't know why I said that, but I really don't think he'll notice. Just talk to him."
"I can't."
"Yuri," Kai sighed, "Brad Pitt-"
"Mark," Yuri corrected.
"Mark, is bound to see you drunk soon enough, as you are in fact pissed most of your life, so why not just throw caution into the wind and go and talk to him."
"What am I supposed to say him, drunk fools do not belong with Sex Gods like Mark," Yuri cried unaware that Mark was actually stood right next to their table.
"Ahem, ahem," Kai coughed.
"Kai are you okay?" Yuri asked.
"Hi! Brad- Mark!"
"Erm, do I know you?"
"I've seen you around."
"Hey, we're Yuri's friends," Rei said leaning over Kai and holding out his hand to Mark who shook it hesitantly.
"Erm, i was just wondering whether that was Yuri I've just seen under the table?"
"Yuri's not under the table is he?" Kai said turning to Rei.
"No, no, Yuri at home with a really bad case of… erm…sp…sssp…Spazmanaria."
"Spa… spazz…Spazziness?" Kai stuttered.
"Spazmanaria." Rei whispered in his ear.
"Oh, Spazmanaria… Yeah, it's erm, the…Chinese chicken pox." Kai explained.
"Well, who's foot is that poking out the table?" Mark asked, nodding at the shoe sticking out from underneath the table cloth.
"That… is my foot." Kai lied.
"Have you always had three feet?"
"I found my fork!" Yuri jumped up from under the table.
"Yuri WHAT are you doing here?!" Kai cried, very unconvincingly.
"So you've recovered from your bad case of spa… Chinese chicken pox?" Mark asked suspiciously.
"Ohh, you were talking about this Yuri? He has been here all the time looking for his kni…fork," Kai laughed.
"Right, well I'm just going over there to talk to… umm… bye." And with Mark practically ran from the scene and out of sight.
"Spazmanaria! SPAZMANARIA!" Yuri cried.
"Yep, Chinese chicken pox; very contagious and there's a bad case going round at the moment so make sure you wrap up nice and warm."
"You IDIOT!"
"Alright, alright, now is obviously not the time to make jokes-" Kai began.
"Too right it's not! Thanks to you, Mr. 'I have three feet' I have lost my chance with Mark."
"Oh well he seemed like a bit of a wanker anyway and there's still Bryan."
"Don't start."
"Right," Rei said before a full-blown argument broke out, "let's ignore Kai for a while because he is very drunk and hasn't got a clue what he's going on about, but neither do I come to think about it, and now I'm rambling on about complete rubbish."
"Yeah, you tend to do that when you're drunk… and when you're asleep," Kai stated.
"Shut up."
"Okay."
"Anway, Yuri, I doubt you've blown it. At least you got his attention and you're a good looking guy-"
"Bloody hell, you are drunk."
"Kai!"
"I know; shut up."
"As I was saying you're a good looking guy and extremely… interesting, shall we say, and I bet he's over there now thinking how irrisistable you are, but you'll never know because you're sitting here sulking," Rei cried.
"You think?"
"I know. Now get over there and talk to him." Yuri breathed in deeply and flicked a piece of hair out his eye.
"You right," his new found confidence stated, "I can do this."
"Absolutely, now go." Doing as he was told, Yuri got up and made his way over to the other side of the room.
"He'll never do it," Kai said simply, finishing off his drink.
"I know, I just want to watch him make a complete twat of himself."
"It's gettin' hot in here…"
"So hot!"
"So take off all your clothes!"
"I am getting so hot…"
"Uh!"
"I'm gonna take my clothes off!"
"Please don't, Yuri, as much as Bryan might want you to," Kai winced. The four of them danced down the deserted street with their arms slung around each other, singing there own rather interesting version of Nelly's hit, with Kai performing the 'so hot' and 'uh' lines in a rather erotic fashion.
"Soooo, are you gonna dish the dirt on Mark?" Rei asked.
"Well it didn't go too well-"
"You don't say… sorry," Kai mumbled.
"As I was saying, I don't think it would work," Yuri murmerd quickly.
"Oh my God, was he straight?"
"Kai, straight men do NOT wear mascara," Rei pointed out.
"So, what was the problem? A few hours ago you were just about ready to screw him on the dancefloor," Kai stated bluntly.
"I don't think that'll be happening some how."
"Err… why? Besides the fact that it would be extremly sick for those watching."
"Well he's… you know…"
"A virgin?"
"Doesn't believe in sex before marriage?"
"A woman?"
"The first two, yes, the last one, not likely Rei." Kai tried his best not to laugh but did a very bad job of it.
"And just what do you find so funny?" Rei asked.
"Let's just say you got out just in time Yuri," he smirked.
"I happen to think it's quite sweet," Rei stated simply.
"Well it's a bit late for you to stop believing in sex before marriage."
"I've got you for a boyfriend, I didn't really have a choice did I?" Rei grinned.
"I don't think I'd be able to stand life without sex," Kai stated, ignoring him. Everyone rolled their eyes and Kai smirked. "What? Can't a guy admit to being slightly sexual?"
"And you call me a slut?"
"Look all I'm saying is there's nothing wrong with waiting for the right person," Rei said defensively.
"Sorry guys but I've got to side with Kai on this one. Let's just say Mark wasn't my type and leave it at that." Bryan, who'd been surprisingly quiet ever since the'd started talking about Yuri and Mark, perked up slightly at this.
"If you don't mind me saying I thought he looked a bit dodgy," he said.
"I bet you did," Kai smirked, but regretted it after Yuri kicked him in the shin.
"Basically," Yuri said, trying to take the focus off him and Bryan, "I've had a bit of a rubbish night and now to top it all off my feet hurt because we've got to walk home."
"Oh come here you daft sod," Bryan laughed, "I'll give you a piggy back."
"Yay!" As Yuri jumped up onto Bryan's back, Kai began cheering like a lunatic and the red-head had to give him a quick slap to shut him up.
"You know Kai, my feet are starting to hurt too," Rei stated innocently.
"No way fatty."
"Aww come on," Rei begged putting on his best puppy eyes.
"Oh alright, but I refuse to piggy back you," Kai said, picking him up bridal style.
"Oh Kai," Rei smirked coyly as he stroked the Russian's arm, "you're so stong and muscley."
"Keep those compliments coming an you're in for a good night."
"Third time lucky, this time your ARE going to do it and Kai don't forget to breathe! Have you got the ring?"
"Yes."
"Good that's a start, have you got some money?"
"Yes."
"Right have you got your brain?"
"Erm, no."
"No change there then, Kai breathe."
"I know but I'm nervous. I think I'll just have another little drink."
"No, I think you've had enough," Yuri pushed Kai out the door, "And Kai?"
"What?!"
"Breathe."
"Kai are you okay, you're very jumpy tonight?" Rei asked.
"I'm fine," Kai lied taking another sip of his wine.
"So… what's with the posh restaurant then?"
"Oh… erm Yuri suggested it."
"Right. Look, are you sure you're okay? We can go home if you want."
"No, Rei, I've got something really important to ask you." Kai said suddenly reaching across the table and taking Rei's hand. "I… I-"
"Err… Kai-"
"Hang on just let me finish."
"Kai, this is important."
" No, no, wait, I just want-"
"Kai!"
"Rei! I just want you to-"
"KAI! YOU'RE ARM'S ON FIRE!"
Well folks, that's it. We're aware that it's rather blunt at the end, but we wanted to get the proposal attempt over with, because, not to give to much away, but the next chapter's rather exciting and we just want to get started on it! And just a little note for you. We're not sure if you've noticed but Michael Jackson's songs have come up twice now because he is BRILLIANT! So if we keep metioning him, it's probably because we listen to his No.1's when we write normally. Although, we've started listening to Eric Prydz 'Call On Me' so that might be making an appearance soon.
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