CHAPTER 1-The Mission
Sam and Alex were waiting impatiently for Clover to arrive, but she was no where in sight. Sam looked Alex up and down.
"Alex, are you gaining wait?" Sam said bluntly.
"Well, I'm an anime chick what do you expect?"
"Well, a real anime chick would have a bigger bust and a smaller waste. I'm sorry Alex, but you're an anime chick Knock-off! Stupid Canadian artists! If we were done in Japan a lot more people would watch this show and we would be on Toonami and not Muguzi!"
"I can be whatever I want to be!"
"You technically can't be an anime ANYTHING unless you're from Japan!"
"Yes I can!"
Just then, Clover walked into the room, and their conversation ended abruptly.
"O.M.G.!!!" screeched Sam.
"No, Clover, say it isn't true!!!"
"But it IS!!!" wailed Clover, "I, I, I..."
"HAVE A ZIT!!!!!!!" screamed Sam and Alex together.
"Damn Canadian writers!"
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blame Canada, blame Canada...
"What should we dooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Clover was interrupted when a nearby urinal sucked them up. Next thing they saw was the inside of W.H.O.O.P.
"Jerry, we have a HUGE emergency! We don't have time to stop a man from putting an end to abortions or whatever!"
"Using them as much as you do, I think you would care Alex!" Sam said.
"ALEX!! THAT WAS ONE TIME AND YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULDN"T SAY ANYTHING!!"
"Next time it wont ONLY be on the Directors Cut you slut!!"
"Just because they drew me with better legs than you doesn't mean you have to get all middle-class withg me!"
"You did not just call me Middle-Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam roared.
"Yah, you and your FOE DIAMOND HEELS!"
"Don't go there Girl friend!" Jerry said.
"Guys please! What about my-"
"Clover I can't believe you just called me a guy! That was only one time, I was experimenting with my inner male." Sam said.
"You were a man once?" Jerry said flirtatiously.
"Ohh, Jerry. Key word, ONCE!" Sam said.
"What about my zit!!!!!!!" Clover yelled.
"That's the reason I brought you here Clover. Your mission, to get rid of Clover's Zit!" Jerry said.
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