Chapter 2- Abolishing the ZIT
"The first weapon you'll need is...toilet paper." Said Jerry
"WHAT THE-" started Alex
"Shutup, Alex, we have to pretend like the crap he gives us is cool." whispered Sam.
"Then, you will need a broken can opener." Continued Jerry
"Yay, broken can...opener..."Alex tried to be excited but failed miserably.
"You will also need the Yellow Pages"
silence
"A laser lipstick"
"Hey, I love those things!" said Clover.
"And lastly, a P.O.T.T.Y."
"Cool, you mean the underwater suit thingie?" asked Alex.
"No, I mean a real potty. The John. The old crapper." Said Jerry flatly.
silence again
"Well, good luck girls." Finished Jerry.