Hello All! Me and my best friend wrote this story a while ago when we were hyper...but here it is for you all to see how crazy we are...by the way, we don't own anyone but Amber and Sapphire...
In a Dream
"Subway, eat fresh!" sang one of the actresses doing the subway commercial. "I've been eating from Subway for seven months and I've lost seventy-seven pounds!"
"CUT!" the director shouted.
The actress walked off the set and stood in front of her friend.
"Pass me a corona…I'll be in my dressing room." she said.
Sapphire woke up immediately.
"Amber! Wake up!"
Amber grunted.
"Oh, C'mon I had this weird dream and I hafta tell you about it!"
Amber ignored her friend, Sapphire, and wrapped the covers around herself, covering her face. Sapphire sighed and pushed Amber of the bed. Amber landed with a single 'thud'. Sapphire walked over to Amber, moved her hair away from her face and found her sleeping like a rock.
"Tiny, go wake up Auntie Amber!" said Sapphire.
A fat white cat walked out of its bed and started licking Amber's face. Amber grabbed the fat cat and threw it out the window. Sapphire gawked at the window and slowly turned to Amber.
"You killed my cat…" said Sapphire with no emotion and beginning to grow pale in the face.
"What's your point?" asked Amber.
Sapphire's lips quivered and got teary eyed.
"You killed my cat! That's the point!" yelled out Sapphire.
"I consider that a favor. It deserved to die…It was too old."
"I just got her last year!" yelled out Sapphire.
"Well…then…it deserved to die especially when I'm trying to sleep."
"How ruuude," glared Sapphire. "All I wanted to do was tell you about my dream."
Amber sighed. "Fine. What was your dream about?"
"It was really weird. There was this lady, and….uh…uh…um…I forgot."
Amber rolled her eyes and started brushing her hair.
"Bud-…" said Sapphire with a masculine voice.
Amber looked at her with a blank face and was clueless. "Huh?"
Sapphire sighed. You're supposed to say 'Weiser'."
"You're psycho." said Amber with a laugh.
"How long did it take you to figure that out?" said Sapphire getting ready for classes. After the girls got ready, they went to the Great Hall and saw Lavender.
"Hey, Lavy-ender!" shouted Amber.
"It's Lavender. I don't think if you know this, but it's been that way since we were eleven. I think you should know. Now that we are sixteen."
"I'm sorry, we're Greek." said Sapphire faking a Greek accent.
Sapphire trotted along the hall. "Subway, eat fresh! McDonalds, We love to smile!"
"That gets annoying after a while," said Hermione smartly.
"Have you ever thought that acting like a smarty ass annoys us?" Amber asked backing up her friend.
"Leave her alone, Amber. Hey Hermione, you know what Budweiser is?"
Sapphire asked. Hermione nodded. "Did you know that Budweiser is good for your education?"
"And why is that?"
"Because it made Bud wiser! Get it?" Sapphire started cracking up.
"Just stick with singing those mottos, hun." said Amber patting Sapphire on the shoulder.
"Okay!" said Sapphire happily. "It's all inside! Albertsons, it's your store!"
"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong." Amber said.
"Yo quiero Taco Bell." Sapphire said in a deep, manly, voice.
When they finished breakfast they were on their way to Transfiguration class. Sapphire stopped dead in her tracks.