Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up.
Hey everyone. I came up with this while just lazing about one day and rewatching Helluva Boss. Also for anyone who reads my other fics sorry for the unintentional Hitaus. Didn't even realize that I had burned myself out until it felt good by just not writing for a few weeks. I'm also going to release an MHA challenge since I suck at MHA type stories.
I really like Helluva boss and Hazbin Hotel. Both shows (Especially when Hazbin Hotel gets off the ground) apply to some of my darker humor.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 1: Son of a Millie and Mox
Location: Imp city, Pride Ring
Place: Streets
Time: 1800
The streets of Hell were more dangerous than any street on earth ever was or could be. Murder and rape were regular staples of the hell and that was the tame stuff compared to the damnation that awaited any Sinner Demon's soul who managed to make it outside of the Overlords and Prince Stolas's ever-watchful eyes. While it may not seem like it at first glance since people still got jobs and the like Hell had it's own rules and regulations that it needed to follow to 'keep the peace, So to speak.
Imp city was at the very center of the ring of Pride and was about 20 times the size of New York City in the human world, with smaller territories and locations scattered around the Ring. Several hellborn Demons lived within the city. The Hellhound Packs, The Succubi and Incubi families, and finally the Imps. Little red creatures that were by their very nature the most family-oriented of all the Demons in hell. Sure, there were expectations to the rule, but Imps valued family like no ones business and had no problems dishing out a hell of a beating on anyone.
Currently, one such Imp was walking back to her apartment that she shared with her husband of a year now. Mildred or Millie as she was called by her friends and family was a fairly attractive female imp by most standards. By most other creatures' status, she would be considered a 'short stack standing at 4'6" with large C-cup breasts, thicc thighs, and a nice rounded ass that jiggled as she walked. Her long tail was two black horns with three thin white stripes, and dark gray hair is worn in a messy bob style with bangs that cover half of her right horn. She has a beauty mark on her left cheek and a gap between her front teeth and wears black lipstick. Millie also has a black tattoo in the shape of a heart on her left shoulder. She wore a simple black choker, a cold-shoulder black crop top with gold buttons where the straps at the top meet the torso piece, torn black pants, fingerless black gloves, and black footwear that does not cover her hoof-like toes.
Millie was normally cheerful and always up for anything, but in the six months since she got married to the love of her life and moved to Imp City she grew... board. Not with her husband's Satan's she loved that man. No, she grew bored with her day-to-day life. Moxxie worked as a receptionist when he wasn't working on his music. It also didn't hurt that he was always looking and trying to learn new things about weapons. Millie herself worked as a cleanup girl in one of the more shaddy brothels in Overlord Valantino's territory.
While her husband was HIGHLY against her working within that sexual deviant territory, his was one of the higher grossing areas for a reason. Sex Sells came to the forefront of her mind, but she could do without some of the worse perversions that there were.
A whimpering caught her ear. She looked around for the source and found it. In a dirty ally way was a young child, no older than 6 or 7. the strange thing was that he didn't have the looks of a sinner demon, but not quite the looks of a Hellborn either. For starters, he had the skin tone of peaches. Almost like any human, but that was where his human looks ended with his nails being almost claw-like, his eyes were pigmented orange with a cat-like slight in the middle of them, three adorable whisker-like marks on each cheek and on the top of his head was yellow fur like hair with red tips on his bangs. And finally, the strangest thing was that he had a long bushy tail covered in yellow-orange fur, same as his arms and legs, which were like those of a hellhound's. It kinda reminded her of a Hellhound's. He wore a ripped and dirty orange shirt and black shorts.
"Hey sug? Are you okay?" asked Millie lowering herself to his level.
"Whe-where am I!? Where is Ji-ji!? Where are the people who hurt me?" asked the boy.
"People, who hurt you? How so Sug?" asked Millie.
The boy shucks his head. Millie understood instantly. He was suffering from death Amnisa. It wasn't uncommon for some people to repress the memories of how they died. People from wars, bad beating, and other such things. She had a friend who died and it took nearly a decade for her to remember how she died. (1)
That didn't explain why a kid was down in hell outside of being a hellborn. From what Moxxie told her people's sins didn't count against them until they were into at least their late teens where their bodies and minds started to fully develop and shape. There were a few exceptions to this, but not many... at least until a decade or so ago, but that was another ball game.
"What's your name Sug?" asked Millie.
"N-Naruto. My name is Naruto... I don't know if I have a last name," said Naruto.
Millie smiled and held her hand out to him. "Well then Naruto, how would you like to come home with me?" asked Millie
Location: Imp city, Pride Ring
Place: M&M apartment
Time: 1800
The six-story apartment building that Moxxie and his wife lived in was a pit. The walls creaked, the AC didn't work half the time, and he was sure that Sinner Demons were stalking him and Millie all the time, one of the many reasons he became familiar with firearms. Then when he wasn't home he had to put up with his crappy receptionist job at a hotel in the city. But then again that was all the time. So long as he had his Millie he could put up with the crappy two-bedroom apartment.
The music-loving imp was quite a lax person by hell's standards. He was a normal imp with normal Imp skin tone, white freckles on his cheeks. white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns, and yellow sclera with black slit pupils. a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of pterodactyls. His outfit consists of a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow tie, and fingerless gloves.
He took out his key and opened the door.
"Millie I'm home," said Moxxie.
"Hey Mox! Come to the kitchen and come and meet someone," said Millie.
Moxxie raised an eyebrow at this. He was curious about who Millie had brought home. He knew that she didn't really like or get along with those who worked for Valentino. She especially didn't get along with Valentino's main squeeze at the moment... Angel Dust? SO it defiantly wasn't them. Most of Millie's family didn't like coming up from the large farming Community in Wrath. Especially Joe and Lin.
Moxxie walked into the kitchen to find Lin sitting at the table with a small child as he ate- if by Moxxie's count was correct- 11th bowl of what smelled of noodles and broth.
"Millie who is this child?" asked Moxxie.
The young child put down his bowl. "I'm Naruto,"
Moxxie smiled. The young child seemed to be polite enough. "Hello young man, my name is Moxxie," said Moxxie holding his hand out.
Naruto took it and shuck it. Moxxie instantly noticed that the young man's hands were much rougher than they should have been. Small scars ran across his palm.
Millie smiled as she rubbed Naruto's head. "Yep and he's going to be staying with us from now on Mox. We're adopting him!" yelled the 'southern' bell of a female imp.
"What/Nani!" yelled Moxxie and Naruto respectively, one with a Pikachu expression while the other was grinning from ear to ear.
"Can I call you mom?" asked Naruto... the hollow feeling of a maternal figure in his life was there in his soul.
"Umm Millie can I speak to you for a moment," said Moxxie pointing to the bedroom.
Millie nodded and followed her husband into the room. Naruto looked as the door closed. What followed was two hours of screaming, yelling, and... banging. Naruto shrugged within the first 10 minutes and just cut on the TV. When Millie came out of the room, she was panting and gasping wearing a robe. If you managed to look inside of the room Moxxie was laid out on the bed with his eyes whited out and foaming at the mouth.
"Hey mom, You okay there?" asked Naruto, slightly confused and testing out the word/ He was also trying to ignore the funny-smelling scents coming from the room and his new mom
"Hey Sug," said Millie as she walked over to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of water. "We're going shopping tomorrow to get your room set up,"
Naruto nodded at Millie as she walked- with a not-so-small limp- over to a closet and pulled out a blanket and spare pillow. Naruto politely took the cover and pillow, laid his head down and drifted off to sleep.
Millie made sure that her new son was asleep, before she went back into the room closed the door, and reached under the bed before pulling on the strap-on. She may have convened Moxxie to allow Naruto to stay and be their son, but he still needed to be punished.
"I hope your not to worn out Mox. The Night is just getting started," smirked Millie. (2)
Moxxie awoke and wimpered. He was going to be walking funny for a few days.
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And Cut. I love Helluva Boss, I love Naruto. Why not make this story?
1: Somethings are just to painful to remember.
2: It's canon that Millie Pegs Moxxie from time to time