Chapter 1
"Break it up boys," Vince yelled out. "You guys are being so damn immature, it is so embarrassing that I signed you into the WWF. Now, this is going to be for sure the last time someone finds you in a fight, do you hear me? Or you will all be suspended." The owner of the WWF turned around, red from yelling too loud.
Jay and Adam glared at Matt, Jeff and Amy. It was three vs. two, and the two blonde Canadians were certainly losing because the Hardyz had Amy, who was pretty strong for a girl. "This is not the last time you're going to see us," Adam hissed before the two blondes turned around to walk to their locker room.
"Oh yeah? We'll --," Jeff started, but he was stopped by his older brother.
"Jeff, Vince is right," Matt said. "This is so damn immature. We're grown men, and we still fight as if we're fighting over a toy." The two blonde Canadians continued walking.
"But--- " Jeff started again, but was stopped once again by the same person.
"Jeff!" he said. "We don't want to be suspended do you? I certainly do not!"
"We'll kick their asses anytime, so Jeff, it doesn't matter," Amy said matter of factly.
"We just won't kick their asses, we're going to kick their asses so hard that -- " Again, he was cut off.
"Jeffrey Nero Hardy!" Matt yelled at his younger brother. He kept quiet, and just thought to himself. We're gonna kick their asses so hard that all the Canadians are gonna feel it too!
***
Adam had a cheeky grin plastered on his face as he walked out of Vince's office. "So?" Jay asked, who had been waiting for his older brother outside.
"So what?" Adam asked, shrugging and walking.
"Well? What happened?" Jay asked. "What'd he say?"
"He said that he'd sign her," Adam said. Jay, just like his brother a few moments ago, had a cheeky grin on his face now. "This is gonna be so cool. Kit is a good three inches taller than Amy! She is much bigger and taller and wiser and smarter and prettier, too! I can't wait until she arrives! We won't have to go through embarrasment anymore."
"But Adam," his younger brother started, "Kit is a goody-goody. She is hesitant to beat up people, and you know that better than I do! You've been dating her for who knows how long, and I'm surprised she actually stuck with you, too."
"She's strong though, and she can take pain," Adam said, abruptly turning around to face his younger brother, his voice rising louder. He surely didn't want his plan to backfire because of his younger brother. "Taking pain is something she can do real well."
"Yeah, that for sure, I know," Jay said, sighing.
"What's wrong?" Adam asked. "Aren't you thrilled with all this happening?"
"Well, yeah, but have you contacted Kit about it?" Jay asked as Adam turned around and began walking down the hall again.
"No, but she is going to come," he said in a matter of fact tone of voice.
"Break it up boys," Vince yelled out. "You guys are being so damn immature, it is so embarrassing that I signed you into the WWF. Now, this is going to be for sure the last time someone finds you in a fight, do you hear me? Or you will all be suspended." The owner of the WWF turned around, red from yelling too loud.
Jay and Adam glared at Matt, Jeff and Amy. It was three vs. two, and the two blonde Canadians were certainly losing because the Hardyz had Amy, who was pretty strong for a girl. "This is not the last time you're going to see us," Adam hissed before the two blondes turned around to walk to their locker room.
"Oh yeah? We'll --," Jeff started, but he was stopped by his older brother.
"Jeff, Vince is right," Matt said. "This is so damn immature. We're grown men, and we still fight as if we're fighting over a toy." The two blonde Canadians continued walking.
"But--- " Jeff started again, but was stopped once again by the same person.
"Jeff!" he said. "We don't want to be suspended do you? I certainly do not!"
"We'll kick their asses anytime, so Jeff, it doesn't matter," Amy said matter of factly.
"We just won't kick their asses, we're going to kick their asses so hard that -- " Again, he was cut off.
"Jeffrey Nero Hardy!" Matt yelled at his younger brother. He kept quiet, and just thought to himself. We're gonna kick their asses so hard that all the Canadians are gonna feel it too!
***
Adam had a cheeky grin plastered on his face as he walked out of Vince's office. "So?" Jay asked, who had been waiting for his older brother outside.
"So what?" Adam asked, shrugging and walking.
"Well? What happened?" Jay asked. "What'd he say?"
"He said that he'd sign her," Adam said. Jay, just like his brother a few moments ago, had a cheeky grin on his face now. "This is gonna be so cool. Kit is a good three inches taller than Amy! She is much bigger and taller and wiser and smarter and prettier, too! I can't wait until she arrives! We won't have to go through embarrasment anymore."
"But Adam," his younger brother started, "Kit is a goody-goody. She is hesitant to beat up people, and you know that better than I do! You've been dating her for who knows how long, and I'm surprised she actually stuck with you, too."
"She's strong though, and she can take pain," Adam said, abruptly turning around to face his younger brother, his voice rising louder. He surely didn't want his plan to backfire because of his younger brother. "Taking pain is something she can do real well."
"Yeah, that for sure, I know," Jay said, sighing.
"What's wrong?" Adam asked. "Aren't you thrilled with all this happening?"
"Well, yeah, but have you contacted Kit about it?" Jay asked as Adam turned around and began walking down the hall again.
"No, but she is going to come," he said in a matter of fact tone of voice.