Now, any inventive cursing ideas? No? Den on wit da fic! I have always said
that excessive use of profanity when insulting someone is a sign of a
boring person. I mean, everyone uses swears to insult people. So you make
up something that doesn't make sense, sounds as if it was insulting, then
walk away while they're still trying to find out what you said. A large
vocabulary is always useful. Sneh Sneh Sneh. I love being an evil
intelligence. Oh no! *cowers* The pink fluffy BUNNY SLIPPERS!!!!!!!! Save
me! Save me! *screams*
Virginia wiped her eyes as Malfoy stepped into the compartment and slid the door closed. "Hello Malfoy. Oh that was fun. Why haven't I done that before?" She asked in questioning tones. He sat across from her and leaned back into the seat.
"You were under Potter's spell." Virginia laughed at Malfoy's dry tones.
"Perhaps, but the whole world is. Ours, I mean. One person should not have that much control over others. And Voldemort is still out there." Virginia looked pensive for a moment. She remembered the Chamber, and Tom. "So what is it like being the big bad Slytherin?" She grinned.
"Interesting, at times." He looked at her from under half slitted eyes. Merlin, but she was cute. And to be actually talking with him. . . Both their heads turned towards the door. They could hear voices asking for Ginny coming down the carriage.
"F***! Ron! What am I going to do?" She gnawed her lip for a moment, then grinned wickedly as an idea occurred to her. "Want to help me screw with the Dream Team's minds?"
"You sure as a gryff you can do that?" Malfoy asked, his eyes lighting up.
"Ron and Hermoine have been doing it to me all summer. Little sisters should not walk in on their older brothers and their girlfriends, it's icky and could damage my psyche." She rolled her eyes dramatically. Malfoy laughed. She had spunk for a gryff.
"Ok, what do we do?" He was curious. What could she have in mind?
"Acacio lipstick." She grabbed the lipstick as it flew towards her. "We stage a scene, which will shock and horrify all gryffs. You in?" She looked towards him and grinned as he nodded. Damn, this would be fun. "Acacio compact." She put the lippy on, and smudged it carefully so it looked like it had been kissed off. "We better hurry up, they're getting closer." She stepped across the compartment and sat next to Draco. "Lean towards me, so I can do this." He put his head down so she could reach it, and she carefully put a little of her lipstick on the corners of his mouth, then mussed his hair.
"Ah, I get what you're doing now." The corner of his mouth curled upwards. "This will annoy everyone in the school. The Slytherins will hate you, and the rest of the school will hate me. Not that they don't any way. You need a new name. Ginny is too sweet, and Virginia is too long." He ran his thumb down the side of her face, and she felt like her heart had stopped beating. "How about. . .Cin. Your eyes are cinnamon colored, and I have heard people call you Gin. And it sounds like sin, which is what I'll lead you into. And it will stuff everyone around."
"Cin. . .I like it. But when you call me Weasel, I get to call you Ferret." He grinned at her answer.
"You've got a deal." They both smiled at each other. Virginia felt quivery inside, locked in this intimate moment. Draco heard the door open, and leant forward to kiss her. He was surprised when she responded with a little gasp and opened her mouth to his. He ran his fingers through her hair, like he had been longing to do since she insulted him first. Virginia twined her fingers through his silver hair and moaned silently against his tongue. She had never felt like this before. All hot and bothered. Draco started to lean down, pushing her onto the seat, but waiting for any sign that she wished him to stop. On the contrary, Virginia lay down and squirmed underneath him so that they could both be comfortable.
"Ginny!" They heard a horrified gasp say. Draco looked up towards the door, when all he wanted to do was shag Cin senseless. He licked his lips deliberately. She tasted sweet, like honey and sugar mixed with cinnamon. She smelled good too. "Wingardum leviosa!" Draco rose into the air and hit the wall with a thud, cursing all the way.
"Stupid f***ing gryffs! Bloody hell, f*** you, you lot of nancy poofs! Cin, you good?"
"I'm fine Draco. Are you?" She got up and went over to him quickly. She helped him up and kissed him again, flicking her tongue lightly against his lips.
"Ginny, that's just wrong!" She heard Ron say in a disgusted voice. Virginia turned and leaned against Draco. He put his arms around her and nuzzled her neck, nipping it lightly. She hit his arms softly.
"Hey, no hickeys. They sting like the bejeebers, and everyone looks at you strangely. Well, me they'd look at strangely. You'd they just go, yep, it's the amazing bouncing ferret." She looked over at the Dream Team. Ron was shaking with rage with his wand out, Harry was white and Hermoine looked shocked. "What? I may be young, but I'm not dead." She giggled as Draco licked her pulse point. "Ferret, quit."
"Why, Weasel? It's good fun. And you taste good." He sniffed deeply. "And smell good. Besides, none of their f***ing business, really. Big girl now, right?" He looked up at the horrified Dream Team. He smiled nastily and caressed the tip of one of his canines with his tongue. "F*** off, perverts." Carefully, he dug around in his robes for his wand without letting them see. "Does it excite you, Potter? Cin's ever so sweet."
"Draco, be nice. Harry's going now. Aren't you?" She tilted her head and fluttered her eyelashes. Poor Harry. But he did this to her for so long. He deserved a little bit of turn about. All's fair in love and war, anyhow.
"Expellairmus!" Draco yelled suddenly, flourishing his wand. Ron's wand leapt out of his hand and Ron went the other way. Hermoine helped him up.
"What's going on here, Ron? You know Mum said no fights." Oh dear. That's Fred. And she bet that George wasn't far behind him.
"Quick, lift me up." She hissed into Draco's ear, turning around. Draco grinned and lifted her into his arms, so her legs wrapped around his waist. Damn these robes. It'd be so much better with less cloth in the way, he thought. She grabbed his face and kissed him hard. Lacing his fingers together, Draco shifted her a little so he was holding her better. He wasn't letting go of her.
"Um, George, I don't think you-" She heard Harry say desperately. Too late.
"GINNY!" She heard her next oldest brothers say in a horrified half gasp, half shout, kinda screaming way. Oh the funness. She ignored them and kept kissing Draco. "Oh Merlin, what's Mum gonna say? Who is that anyway?"
"Um. Draco Malfoy?" Hermoine offered weakly.
"And you're just standing there, Ron?" George asked.
"Oi, now that's not fair!" Ron said indignantly. "I did try, didn't I, Hermoine?"
"Well, now you can get out of the way." She heard Fred say in a grim voice. "Ginny, get off that, that snake and come here."
Virginia removed her mouth from Draco's. "No." She returned to the very pleasant pursuit of kissing Draco.
"Fine." She felt someone taking her by the elbows and dragging her off Draco. Draco growled with anger. She squeaked with surprise and let go of Draco's waist, as she was drug away.
She started to scream. "F*** off, you lot of sorry sodding wankers! Let go of me! Let go! I'll bite you Fred! I'm warning you! Draco, help! Sorry, no good, sexless eunuchs!"
"That's a bit harsh Gin." George says reprovingly. "And you Malfoy, stay away from our sister."
"Bugger off, George! I want to be with Ferret, I'll be with Ferret and there's f*** all you can do to stop me." She stood up and smoothed her hair back.
"Ah, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Weasel." Draco grinned as he tidied his robes. "See you round at school, okay? Be looking forward to it. Do you want to go to the next Hogsmeade weekend with me?"
"Yeah sure, Draco. See ya. Acacio bag." She grabbed the bag again as it went flying once more.
"See ya Cin." Draco smiled wickedly at the Dream Team and the twins. Bet that just burnt their broomsticks. They looked seriously sick, and Cin looked more kissable then ever. All flustered and angry and her lips all kissed out. By him. Wish that he had given her a hickey, but as she said, on her it wouldn't look good. At least he had an excuse to look her up afterwards. She smirked then ran across to him, dodging her brothers and bussed him soundly on the lips. She then turned and sauntered out of the compartment, hips swaying and ignoring the recriminations of the other gryffs. Such a pity she wasn't a Slytherin.
Well, that was fun, mused Virginia as she left the compartment. And Draco was so hot, and a impressive kisser. Wonder if he was as good at other things? She grinned. Bad Ginny! But it would be fun to find out.
"You will never see him again, Ginny." Said Fred solemnly.
"Bite me!" Was her retort as she entered the compartment with the Dream Team and ignored them the rest of the way to Hogwarts.
Don't you just love Ginny this way? She's all like 'bite me!' and they're all like 'what the? Is she possessed?'. And Draco is hot. Cursin' Ferret and swearin' Weasel! Good pair, hey? I like Ginny and Draco this way. All together just to annoy. Well, a nice long chapter for you, may be a while before the next one.
Virginia wiped her eyes as Malfoy stepped into the compartment and slid the door closed. "Hello Malfoy. Oh that was fun. Why haven't I done that before?" She asked in questioning tones. He sat across from her and leaned back into the seat.
"You were under Potter's spell." Virginia laughed at Malfoy's dry tones.
"Perhaps, but the whole world is. Ours, I mean. One person should not have that much control over others. And Voldemort is still out there." Virginia looked pensive for a moment. She remembered the Chamber, and Tom. "So what is it like being the big bad Slytherin?" She grinned.
"Interesting, at times." He looked at her from under half slitted eyes. Merlin, but she was cute. And to be actually talking with him. . . Both their heads turned towards the door. They could hear voices asking for Ginny coming down the carriage.
"F***! Ron! What am I going to do?" She gnawed her lip for a moment, then grinned wickedly as an idea occurred to her. "Want to help me screw with the Dream Team's minds?"
"You sure as a gryff you can do that?" Malfoy asked, his eyes lighting up.
"Ron and Hermoine have been doing it to me all summer. Little sisters should not walk in on their older brothers and their girlfriends, it's icky and could damage my psyche." She rolled her eyes dramatically. Malfoy laughed. She had spunk for a gryff.
"Ok, what do we do?" He was curious. What could she have in mind?
"Acacio lipstick." She grabbed the lipstick as it flew towards her. "We stage a scene, which will shock and horrify all gryffs. You in?" She looked towards him and grinned as he nodded. Damn, this would be fun. "Acacio compact." She put the lippy on, and smudged it carefully so it looked like it had been kissed off. "We better hurry up, they're getting closer." She stepped across the compartment and sat next to Draco. "Lean towards me, so I can do this." He put his head down so she could reach it, and she carefully put a little of her lipstick on the corners of his mouth, then mussed his hair.
"Ah, I get what you're doing now." The corner of his mouth curled upwards. "This will annoy everyone in the school. The Slytherins will hate you, and the rest of the school will hate me. Not that they don't any way. You need a new name. Ginny is too sweet, and Virginia is too long." He ran his thumb down the side of her face, and she felt like her heart had stopped beating. "How about. . .Cin. Your eyes are cinnamon colored, and I have heard people call you Gin. And it sounds like sin, which is what I'll lead you into. And it will stuff everyone around."
"Cin. . .I like it. But when you call me Weasel, I get to call you Ferret." He grinned at her answer.
"You've got a deal." They both smiled at each other. Virginia felt quivery inside, locked in this intimate moment. Draco heard the door open, and leant forward to kiss her. He was surprised when she responded with a little gasp and opened her mouth to his. He ran his fingers through her hair, like he had been longing to do since she insulted him first. Virginia twined her fingers through his silver hair and moaned silently against his tongue. She had never felt like this before. All hot and bothered. Draco started to lean down, pushing her onto the seat, but waiting for any sign that she wished him to stop. On the contrary, Virginia lay down and squirmed underneath him so that they could both be comfortable.
"Ginny!" They heard a horrified gasp say. Draco looked up towards the door, when all he wanted to do was shag Cin senseless. He licked his lips deliberately. She tasted sweet, like honey and sugar mixed with cinnamon. She smelled good too. "Wingardum leviosa!" Draco rose into the air and hit the wall with a thud, cursing all the way.
"Stupid f***ing gryffs! Bloody hell, f*** you, you lot of nancy poofs! Cin, you good?"
"I'm fine Draco. Are you?" She got up and went over to him quickly. She helped him up and kissed him again, flicking her tongue lightly against his lips.
"Ginny, that's just wrong!" She heard Ron say in a disgusted voice. Virginia turned and leaned against Draco. He put his arms around her and nuzzled her neck, nipping it lightly. She hit his arms softly.
"Hey, no hickeys. They sting like the bejeebers, and everyone looks at you strangely. Well, me they'd look at strangely. You'd they just go, yep, it's the amazing bouncing ferret." She looked over at the Dream Team. Ron was shaking with rage with his wand out, Harry was white and Hermoine looked shocked. "What? I may be young, but I'm not dead." She giggled as Draco licked her pulse point. "Ferret, quit."
"Why, Weasel? It's good fun. And you taste good." He sniffed deeply. "And smell good. Besides, none of their f***ing business, really. Big girl now, right?" He looked up at the horrified Dream Team. He smiled nastily and caressed the tip of one of his canines with his tongue. "F*** off, perverts." Carefully, he dug around in his robes for his wand without letting them see. "Does it excite you, Potter? Cin's ever so sweet."
"Draco, be nice. Harry's going now. Aren't you?" She tilted her head and fluttered her eyelashes. Poor Harry. But he did this to her for so long. He deserved a little bit of turn about. All's fair in love and war, anyhow.
"Expellairmus!" Draco yelled suddenly, flourishing his wand. Ron's wand leapt out of his hand and Ron went the other way. Hermoine helped him up.
"What's going on here, Ron? You know Mum said no fights." Oh dear. That's Fred. And she bet that George wasn't far behind him.
"Quick, lift me up." She hissed into Draco's ear, turning around. Draco grinned and lifted her into his arms, so her legs wrapped around his waist. Damn these robes. It'd be so much better with less cloth in the way, he thought. She grabbed his face and kissed him hard. Lacing his fingers together, Draco shifted her a little so he was holding her better. He wasn't letting go of her.
"Um, George, I don't think you-" She heard Harry say desperately. Too late.
"GINNY!" She heard her next oldest brothers say in a horrified half gasp, half shout, kinda screaming way. Oh the funness. She ignored them and kept kissing Draco. "Oh Merlin, what's Mum gonna say? Who is that anyway?"
"Um. Draco Malfoy?" Hermoine offered weakly.
"And you're just standing there, Ron?" George asked.
"Oi, now that's not fair!" Ron said indignantly. "I did try, didn't I, Hermoine?"
"Well, now you can get out of the way." She heard Fred say in a grim voice. "Ginny, get off that, that snake and come here."
Virginia removed her mouth from Draco's. "No." She returned to the very pleasant pursuit of kissing Draco.
"Fine." She felt someone taking her by the elbows and dragging her off Draco. Draco growled with anger. She squeaked with surprise and let go of Draco's waist, as she was drug away.
She started to scream. "F*** off, you lot of sorry sodding wankers! Let go of me! Let go! I'll bite you Fred! I'm warning you! Draco, help! Sorry, no good, sexless eunuchs!"
"That's a bit harsh Gin." George says reprovingly. "And you Malfoy, stay away from our sister."
"Bugger off, George! I want to be with Ferret, I'll be with Ferret and there's f*** all you can do to stop me." She stood up and smoothed her hair back.
"Ah, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Weasel." Draco grinned as he tidied his robes. "See you round at school, okay? Be looking forward to it. Do you want to go to the next Hogsmeade weekend with me?"
"Yeah sure, Draco. See ya. Acacio bag." She grabbed the bag again as it went flying once more.
"See ya Cin." Draco smiled wickedly at the Dream Team and the twins. Bet that just burnt their broomsticks. They looked seriously sick, and Cin looked more kissable then ever. All flustered and angry and her lips all kissed out. By him. Wish that he had given her a hickey, but as she said, on her it wouldn't look good. At least he had an excuse to look her up afterwards. She smirked then ran across to him, dodging her brothers and bussed him soundly on the lips. She then turned and sauntered out of the compartment, hips swaying and ignoring the recriminations of the other gryffs. Such a pity she wasn't a Slytherin.
Well, that was fun, mused Virginia as she left the compartment. And Draco was so hot, and a impressive kisser. Wonder if he was as good at other things? She grinned. Bad Ginny! But it would be fun to find out.
"You will never see him again, Ginny." Said Fred solemnly.
"Bite me!" Was her retort as she entered the compartment with the Dream Team and ignored them the rest of the way to Hogwarts.
Don't you just love Ginny this way? She's all like 'bite me!' and they're all like 'what the? Is she possessed?'. And Draco is hot. Cursin' Ferret and swearin' Weasel! Good pair, hey? I like Ginny and Draco this way. All together just to annoy. Well, a nice long chapter for you, may be a while before the next one.