CFAF: I have been scolded about my authors rambling so I just have some "important" things to say

Radditz: then get on with it brat

CFAF: I know that Frieza is too polite gimmie a break I am new to fan-fiction I am working on it kinda not really sorry I'm not, not really my excuse is he likes to torture Vegeta and is willing to be polite to do so.  Anyway thanks to all my precious reviewers I don't own DBZ thought Id put that in too.

Chapter 6 hiding from Vegeta  

            Kid was sitting behind Frieza's throne breathing as softly as she could Frieza was saying "Yes, you are going on a mission; soon."

            "When?" came a harsh reply

            "Tonight, if possible." (Reason for politeness this person does a better job if happy when he goes to 'work')

            "No. Not until tomorrow or even next week."

            "Next week?" Frieza raised an eyebrow (does he even have an eye brow maybe I should just put 'brow') 

            "Yes I am going to get ready to leave, and I have no desire to leave until tomorrow or next week." 

            "Why exactly?"

            "I want to wait, and I am busy the rest of the day."

            "What could you be doing?"

            "I told you earlier."

            "Refresh my memory."

            "Fine I am; once again, hunting Brat."

            "Good, good carry on Vegeta go and kill the new girl."

            Vegeta stormed out and passed Radditz on the way out nearly knocking him over.

            "Wow! Someone is grumpy!" Kid walked out from behind the throne

            "Hello Radditz."

            "Hey Kid!"  Zarbon interrupted

            "I never would have thought that Vegeta could be tricked so easily!  All she did was sit quietly behind Frieza's throne. Ha! Brat if you survive throughout the night I will not know what to feel: surprised, nonchalant, because you've evaded him so easily thus far!" 

            "And you are? Uh I mean what is your name sir?" 

            "Being polite, Kid?"  Radditz chuckled

            "Radditz don't…… please?" she added as an afterthought.

            "Why not Kid?"

            "I figured that I shouldn't have more than one person ticked at me at a time."

            Zarbon watched the exchange with amusement when kid whirled on him and with a look of frustration; well not really her face had gone back to its bland look. She asked in a complete monotone voice "Does something amuse you sir?  Are you wondering why we seem so familiar with each other?  Maybe, you enjoy seeing people quarrel," at this she put her hands in front of her and pawed at the air for the symbol of cat fight, "Or is it because we are both ignoring the fact that you are there.  Or maybe its because you enjoy knowing that we act like this in front of anybody just because ugly over there doesn't often talk to people, (talking about Radditz when she says ugly)  and has probably said more to me in the past couple hours than he has said to anyone in the past couple months.  Or hey maybe it's because Ugly over there won't even let you tell me your name."  Zarbon took a breath to start a moment when Kid said one more thing, "Don't you dare point out that I have prevented you from speaking more than Ugly.  Radditz had been helpless on the floor since about the second sentence.  Zarbon had been completely confused thinking she was serious until the last comment and he realized she was joking.  At which point he joined Radditz on the floor laughing.  Kid stood there and finally let the smallest of smiles grace her face.  So small that it looked more like a smirk. (Which it cold likely be as much as we know about Kid) 

            "How…?" Radditz tried to get out.

            "Did…?" Zarbon joined

            "You…?" Radditz

            "Keep a..?" Zarbon

            "Straight face…?" Radditz

            Frieza clapped "Besides the question these to managed to get out, how did you keep your voice so bland?"

            "That's my little secret now isn't it?" Kid said walking away with a true smirk on her face. 

            "Well what was your name Mr. Green-hair-dude?"

            "The name is Zarbon." He said trying to get up from the ground finally stopping his laughter. 

            "Nice ta meetcha!" She said her voice sounding happy with her face still bland. 

            "Brat," Frieza interrupted, "Do you like that phrase?"  

            "Nice ta meetcha? Yeah I do!"

            "Any other phrases I should look for?"

            "Do you really want to know?"

            "Yes"

            "No really you don't. I use about 10,000 different phrases."

            "Tell me some."

            "Okay," *deep breath* "Odd, Weird, fun, twitterpated, do you like bacon? I'm hungry, chappie, happy days, holy cow, have a…"

            "Okay! Okay!" Frieza hastily stopped the rant "Just don't do it again!"

            "Sure Frieza!"

            "Don't you have anyplace to be?"

            "Uh, no not really, hey wait! Can I use that couch over there?"

            "Go ahead."

            "If anybody wants to talk to me, I am on that couch over there." She said pointing and marching off.  Radditz and Zarbon looked at each other shrugged and followed hoping to find some more amusement by listening to her,

That's that and People please I want reviews with info on what I could do please, please this is a new  author asking for help in reviews not just hey its good But I love that too. Uh yeah gotta go see ya soon.  Just comment has anyone else noticed that when I torture my characters they seem to be in the comments weird huh?