Now, I know the last chapters were a little angsty, but the funny stuff is really coming up. Patience is a virtue people!

A few days later, Virginia was walking rapidly down the corridor, juggling her books. Muttering unhappily to herself, she dodged mainly by telepathic ability. The surprised people behind her heard a stream of comments that went like this. . . "Stupid fucking Ron, stupid Filtch, bloody cat, got fucking detention now in the fucking dungeons with lots of nasty stupid Slytherins. Mental note, kill Ron by jamming seriously fucking pointy stick up his arse." All of a sudden Virginia went flying, books scattered all over the floor. "Oh, for fuck's sake. . ." She started to gather up her books, then stopped as a seriously large boot was firmly planted over her Care of Magical Creatures book. She just got her wand out and whispered "Lubrus." The foot slipped off, the person fell backwards and the book skated into her hands like a pip out of a watermelon. "Tacitum!" And the book regained its normal texture. Holding her books on her hip, she glared at Pansy. "Do you mind?"

"Yes, I do mind! You stole my boyfriend, you skank!" Pansy shrieked, eyes wide and glaring.

"Sadly deluded." Virginia turned to go, and then dropped her books as her head was yanked backwards. "Ah!" She could feel Pansy's hands knotted in her hair.

"You gonna pay, bitch!" Pansy let go of her, and spun her around. Gasping, Virginia faced Pansy, eyes tearing with pain. "Die!" Pansy hissed and leapt with her hands crooked into claws for Virginia's throat. Virginia fell into desperate madness as Pansy's hands tightened. Gagging for breath, she got her wand out, only to have it knocked from her hands. Fuck! Thought Virginia as she started to black out, she's really going to kill me. Virginia suddenly growled and fought back.

Pansy gaped in shock for a moment as the tables turned on her. Virginia, lips pulled back from white teeth, was slamming Pansy's head into the ground repeatedly. She then proceeded to slap Pansy across the face. Pansy surged upwards and the fight descended into a full out hair pulling, name- calling, nail gouging bitch fight. "Stupid Slytherin slut!"

"Bitch!"

"Whore!"

"Cunt!"

"Denta vampiris!" Virginia yelped, having regained her wand. Her canines grew longer and sharper, and Pansy's eyes widened in fear as Virginia licked her lips. "Bite you now?" Virginia snarled and leant towards Pansy's throat. Pansy tried to scramble away, but Virginia held on. "Don't think so, Pansy. I bleed, you bleed. Simple really." Pansy started to whimper in fear as the sweet face of Ginny Weasley changed into a remote stranger who snarled and snapped for her throat.

"Wingardum leviosa!" An authoritative female voice snapped out. Virginia flew off Pansy, howling eerily in disappointment. "Miss Weasley, Miss Parkinson, what is the meaning of this?" Professor McGonagall said in clipped tones.

"She just went mad and attacked me, miss!" Pansy whined, as she scrabbled on the floor, trying to rise.

"Liar." Virginia snapped out. "As hard as it may be for you to understand, Draco is mine. Or do you think he'll love you for killing me?" Virginia rose unsteadily to her feet. She bared her teeth at Pansy, who began to yammer in fear again. "Truly pathetic."

"Cin!" She heard Draco's horrified voice say. She looked around, and smiled as he pushed past McGonagall and the crowd of whispering students. "Oh dear Merlin, Cin, what happened to you?" He traced the darkening bruises on her throat. Then he noticed her teeth. "Cool fangs."

"Mr. Malfoy, if you please. I am attempting to get to the bottom of this situation." McGonagall said pointedly. Draco, smiling looked around. His smile dropped as he saw Pansy, and connected her to Virginia's injuries.

"You die, Pansy." Draco advanced on Pansy, wand out. "Perhaps, I should remind of what happened once before, Pansy. Remember your cat? What happened to it?" He smiled almost pleasantly. Pansy blanched and retreated till she had her back against the wall.

"Mr Malfoy!" McGonagall snapped out. "Miss Weasley and Miss Parkinson, come with me please." She watched as Virginia and Pansy came to stand sullenly next to her, though as far away from each other as possible. Draco reached out for Virginia and kissed her hard, licking away the blood on her lips. "Draco Malfoy, I am sure you have class to go to."

"Draco, my books? Give them to. . ." She searched her mind for a Gryffindor he could give them to. "Harry. He's good with us, I don't know who else is. Tell him what happened. I'll probably be in the infirmary." She snickered as she looked at Pansy and her handiwork. "So will Pansy, however. See ya, Ferret."

"Same here, Weasel. Oh, and next time, go for the wand." Draco said as he bent to pick up Virginia's books. Virginia laughed as she walked away behind McGonagall. Occasionally she'd snarl at Pansy and snicker as Pansy cowered away. The fangs were cool, she thought that she'd keep them. They were different, that's for sure. She ran her teeth over the pointed tips and grinned nastily at the scared Slytherin.

"Butter menthols." McGonagall said crisply to a statue of a griffin. It twisted upwards out of sight, revealing a staircase. The teacher went up it and Pansy scuttled along behind her. Virginia looked up and down the corridor, before she too ascended the stairs to Dumbledore's office.