It was five AM, and Yusuke had nothing to do. He went to sleep a little too early last night, and so he woke up a little too early this morning. "That's what you get for asking for a drink from Kuwabara." Yusuke told himself. He sighed. There was nothing else to do now.
Yusuke heard a low growl from a little lower that his chest. He looked down. "Boy, am I hungry." Yusuke told himself. He crept from his room to the kitchen, only to discover Atsuko didn't buy anything yet. "Yay, no food." Yusuke groaned, then shut the refrigerator door. "I could steal some money from mom and go eat somewhere...but what place is open this early?" Yusuke started thinking. "Nah, Kuwabara's probably sleeping too. Oh well." Yusuke headed for the door, but noticed something peculiar on the kitchen counter; a bar of soap. (They use liquid hand soap. P)
Yusuke scratched his head. "How did that get there?" He asked himself. "I wonder what soap tastes like." Yusuke asked himself. Yusuke picked up the bar of soap and bit into it, removing about a quarter of the bar. "Hey," He said, "Not bad!" Yusuke's mouth started foaming as he munched down the last bit of soap.
"I wonder who left that there." Yusuke licked his fingers clean of all the soap. "Now I don't need to brush my teeth!" He told himself, grinning. He looked at a small piece of paper that said, "Here's your soap, love, the Soap Fairy." "Now I must really be going insane." Yusuke told himself, holding the piece of paper in his hands. He opened the counter underneath the sink. "Hold Cheese paste!" Yusuke yelled. He winced, knowing his voice was too loud. "Yusuke, go back to sleep!" Atsuko yelled. Yusuke grabbed all the soap he could and went back to his room. He went back for the rest.
A couple of minutes later, Kurama went over to Yusuke's house. "Yusuke? Are you home?" He called, walking to his room. "Gaah! What happened to you!?" Kurama yelled, staring at the bubble overflowing the room, Yusuke's bloated belly and foaming mouth. Yusuke dug around in his pocket. "Soap?" He asked, offering Kurama a bar of soap. Kurama ran out.