CFAF: Hiya people I know I am lazy and should update more gomen, gomen I will try harder but I had a heck of a time writing this chapter and in fact its not quite done I will have to write as I type today. *Sigh* Anyway sorry bout that but I did say I will only update once a week I will try to update more. Bit of shameless advertising here Go read my story Why? Please self esteem issues. I want somebody to read it besides my friends I am not sure I can trust them. (Just kidding friends don't hurt me) *BONK* oh geeze what was that for?
Sesshomarulover: You didn't advertise me!!!
Tanuki Diethel: You well you… I have no reason. CFAF: EXACTLY especially because you didn't review last chapter!!!!!! (well you did after I typed the chapter but..)
Purple Witchy Angel: For Fun. CFAF: Why you!!!
Bardock: Brat just drop it get over it okay
CFAF: Why should I?
Bardock: Because people get tired of these authors notes and you don't even have a title for this stupid story you should be thinking of a title instead of making up these things!!
CFAF: I like these things and I have a reason for doing them too!!
Bardock: Really this should be interesting.
CFAF: I write at least a half page more than I type of these authors notes thingy ma bobs
Bardock: Well then I guess you will be typing a lot today huh?
CFAF: Why?
Bardock: Because you have nearly half a page of this junk and you haven't even double spaced it yet
CFAF: Shut up
Bardock: Start the chapter and I will
CFAF: But you're the main character in this chapter that's not going to do anything
Bardock: no but people are here to read that not these
CFAF: Fine
Thoughts (authors notes) "talking"
Chapter 8: Test results
"And the last question for today, not to put pressure on you or anything Bardock but if you get this one right you go all the way to a middle level at least of the Upper World. What are the names and ages of your family members?" (That was the inspector; people)
Heh, the one question I don't really know. Bardock thought, "How many members and which?" he questioned.
Immediate family; daughters, sons, mate and if you have one, a twin or something like a twin.
"Parents?"
"No."
"Okay well I have two sons," sighed Bardock, "First Radditz, he is the eldest. He is in his late twenties early thirties, young for us. I believe he is still alive."
"Wait, wait specific ages not just general." Bardock shot a pained look at the inspector. "Oh, well general is fine, I guess."
"I have a second son, Kakarot; he actually goes by Goku now days. He is around fifteen or twenty I actually think he is about eighteen. I know he is alive. (Okay people I know that three years after Vegeta-sei blew up Goku is three, I know. This Is A/U. He was born earlier and sent earlier okay? Okay.) Then there is, well, she actually isn't family but she was like family. Her name was, well what she told us her name was is, is Kid Brat Teenager-Onna but she always and I mean always left the Onna off. She, when she was with us, was nine or ten; she didn't stay for long the planet got blown up. She would be thirteen almost fourteen now. My mate, her name was, Ramah. She would be forty-six now still quite young. I have a twin brother, Turles, he's forty-seven, I don't know whether he's alive or dead. That's it."
"Well that's it, I will turn in your test and we will see your actual results soon. I just like to inform you on how you are doing as the test goes on."
"Heh! I actually like you I think I'll go to my next appointment if you are there to be my instructor. That's the only reason I answered these questions."
"I will be Bardock. I doubt you will get to the middle level, you didn't know your families' ages. You'll probably be docked a little." The inspector said this with a small glint in his eye as if hiding excitement about something.
"Okay, so shorty gotta go get back to work."
"Hey!" Bardock's rude attitude was back as talk of his family ended with the test.
Five minutes into his guard shift another guard came up to him and told him he was Bardock's relief and that Bardock was to report to the top orges. Mez and Pez (oooh scawy: scary with a w people baby talk)
Bardock walked up to Mez and Pez and asked; "Whaddaya want?"
"We was told to send you up," Mez pointed dramatically and Pez whispered, "The Stairs."
"What's so special about," Bardock's voice dropped dramatically mocking the two orges, "The Stairs?"
"They lead up to King Yemma." Mez whispered conspiringly, "You just have to go up them; you are either lucky or unlucky depending on why you were called up there. You are the first in a thousand years! By the way don't take the fruit from that tree, or else."
What? What tree? Bardock's eyes followed Pez's finger that pointed at a tree on the way to "The Stairs" Well, the two buffoons don't seem to know that you don't challenge a saiyan, or forbid them to do something! Oh well! I guess they just need to learn a lesson! Bardock started walking towards "The Stairs" on his way he passed the tree, stopped to lean against the tree and started tapping his foot on the ground and banging his head on the trunk making a small earthquake. HE then walked on past the tree getting to the stairs he raised his hands, both of them with a fruit in it, and waved at the orges than ate one of the fruits and started up the stairs.
"We are going to get in trouble for that Mez."
"Only if King Yemma finds out Pez."
"If, if is good!" (Hercules it's a movie! yes it is a quote!!)
"Bardock!"
"Yemma."
"How the heck did you pass so many tests?!"
"I actually liked the inspector this time; he didn't tell me I was an evil freak with no hope of redemption!"
"Wait, wait; your previous inspectors called you evil with no hope of redemption?" Yemma sighed.
"Well duh! Why did you think I skipped out on all those sessions?!"
"Because you are difficult."
"Well, that too; but it was because of the inspectors."
"So you are telling me if you had but TRIED you would have been up here years ago?!" Yemma yelled, a vein bulging on his forehead.
"Yeah."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrg!!"
"What? I only answered the guy's questions half heartedly anyway."
"What?" Yemma's voice went faint. ""You on…. BARDOCK!!! Did you even answer ONE question seriously?!" Yemma was back to bellowing.
"Yes I did anything about my family a total of two questions."
"Well, er, ug. Bardock you will be moved up quite far. As you only moved up two levels in the past three years, this is the best accomplishment in over a millennium. You will go not three not four but one below the highest level of the upper world. Bardock if you had answered that last question a bit better you would have been up to the first level. Anyway you will have many, many privileges. You can watch your family and friends. That are still living that is. You can visit those that are dead. You can train eat."
"Eat yes!!! Wait a second the inspector said that I would be moved up to a middle level. Hey and he said that he would ask questions until I failed a test!!!!!!!!!!!
How come he stopped asking me questions? And he said I'd go to a middle level how come I am a level below the top?!"
"That particular instructor doesn't like to get people's hopes up so he tells them they will go below what they will, usually."
"And why he stopped asking questions?"
"The last question had you answered it better would have gotten you into the top level of the Upper World. That's why."
"Oh." I guess I have changed. Wow!
"By the way Bardock, do you know a girl named Kid Brat Teenager or that is what she is known as we don't know her real name?"
"Uh, well, yeah I do."
"Okay so do you know a man named Fero?"
"No I don't……Why?"
"There is a man named Fero,"
"Wow I never would have guessed!"
"Shut up, anyway he is looking for a girl of a certain description. Tall, blonde, humanoid, blue eyes, and about thirteen or fourteen either very hyper or very calm. And it is very likely that she was somewhere on a certain…..man's ship."
"Sounds like Kid; whose spaceship?"
"Frieza's."
"WHAT!"
"She is li...."
"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!"
"If it helps anything at all Radditz, Vegeta, and Nappa are with her."
"RADDITZ IS THERE TOO!?"
"Well I guess that I had better not tell him that Vegeta is trying to kill her." Muttered Yemma.
"Vegeta is trying to kill here huh?" Bardock's bellow dropped down to an even scarier mellow voice. "Yemma; you better do something about this. I do not want her or my son dead."
"W-well t-that's w-why I b-brought you here; I-I want you t-to go kind of be her w-well g-guardian of s-sorts."
"What the heck do you mean?!"
"Bardock, I want you to go and watch over her."
"How, I'm dead?!" Bardock barked dryly. "Are you going to let me come back to life?"
"You will still be dead when you go there. You will be a ghost. I don't believe she will be able to see you but maybe she will."
"So you are saying that I go back to the living realm….as a ghost, and watch over her?"
"Yes." Yemma said cringing.
"Okay." Bardock said indifferently
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? After all that you just sa…."
"You want me to change my mind?"
"No, no, no! Anyway Bardock this will help you."
"A sword. You want me to use a sword?" Bardock asked incredulously
"Yes, yes, it's horrible a mighty saiyan using a sword. It's a katana and you needn't use it if you don't want too. But keep it with you at all times. It will be a symbol of you r right to be in the living realm to any controllers (an: policemen of the realms at least in my story!!) that find you."
"Heh, fine." Inwardly Bardock was rejoicing. He got to go see and protect his family.
"There are some rules."
"Rules? I hate rules." Muttered Bardock.
"You are not to mess with peoples minds, too much. You can, if Kid is in trouble try to persuade someone to ease up on her, or something of the sort. As a ghost you won't be able to touch most solid objects. You won't be able to touch people for sure. You will be able to touch electronics or at least mostly. You can reach in to the device and through electrons and things you will be able to control computers and things occasionally."
"Oooh who did you get to give you that explanation? Baba?"
"I thought of it myself!" Yemma said with great pride, "It took me a long time" Bardock laughed his head off. "What?.... Why you!" Yemma realized it was an insult and Bardock laughed even harder
"Thanks shorty! See ya whenever!" Bardock laughed as he walked out towards Baba who was there to take him to the living realm.
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CFAF: Well uh that was a doozy never written ANYTHING that long before let alone a story seriously I have never written anything that long. Heh. Wow. 9 pages.
Bardock: I get to go back as a ghost whoopee!!!!
CFAF: Hey at least you aren't stuck in the lower world or HFIL anymore
Bardock: just get the torture over with so I can leave!!
CFAF: go read sesshomarulovers stuff so she doesn't kill me (J/K)
Go read anybody's stuff I advertised last chappie!
Go read anyone's stuff on my favorites list.
Yeah
Bye
Tired I typed too much
Oh ohohohohoh
Quote I wanna do a quote
This isn't exact but:
-I like being your friend. We make fun of each other. We insult each other. We make each other cry- second person –its not insulting each other it's it's it's okay so its insulting each other but we have fun doing it!-
Well uh I would tell you where that came from but I have someone who would kill me (not literally…I don't think…) if I did so I won't
Ta ta for now!!
Ps. It's a miracle I updated!!!!!!! Sorry 'bout the delay people I wanted to use an authors character so I delayed the putting out of my fic….But I decided to change that name so I could update and I will change it back if that author gives me permission to do so