Next time is now! Yay, whoohoo! *jumps around ecstatically* Ready for a gruesome threesome? I made Blaise a boy (well, duh) because there was no way in hell I was pairing her up with Crabbe or Goyle. Not many Slytherins are named in the books. Sad, but as Harry is in Gryffindor, not unexpected. More Slytheriny sexiness please J.K? I better do a disclaimer thingy, as I haven't really done one, so here it is. Harry Potter and all associated works belong to J.K. Rowling and whatever publishing company she hooked up with. And Warner Bros. I just play with them, and if I had my way, Draco would never leave my room. No disrespect intended. Just playing, J.K. Ok? Onwards! Tally ho, old chaps! There's a plot bunny! View halloo!

Virginia and Draco cornered Blaise and he agreed to co-operate. He expressed a great deal of amusement over the idea, and he wanted in almost straight away. Draco warned him later about the consequences if he ever went behind Draco's back with Cin. Blaise laughed it off, but still took it to heart. Draco was very possessive.

Virginia giggled quietly as the three of them met in the potions room. "We've got the timetable sorted out?"

"Yeah, our year's Slytherin and Gryffindor classes are in here next." Blaise said in a bored voice.

"Don't want to back out?" Virginia asked him.

"Got to be fucking joking. I can't wait to see the look on Potter's face." Blaise snickered quietly.

Draco was standing nearby, an uneasy look on his face. "You're in a lot of trouble already Cin. Sure we do this now?"

"Fuck yes. Ron has gotta see that I'm not his little sister anymore. I am so getting a Howler for this. I was lucky not to get one for that fight with Pansy, but Dumbledore assured Mum that it was an entirely unprovoked attack. We doing this? Cause I think I hear voices." Virginia smiled evilly. The boys nodded. "Ok, let's freak the school out beyond all reason."

Blaise sat on Snape's desk and patted his lap invitingly. Virginia sat on his lap daintily and Draco joined them, undoing Virginia's robes and her top a little. He was right, he nodded to himself thoughtfully. She did wear white cotton bras. Blaise started to kiss Virginia's neck and she moaned slightly. Draco claimed her mouth possessively and plunged his tongue into her mouth. Almost imperceptibly, the three students pushed down onto the desk, until Blaise was nearly lying down completely, with Virginia laid out on top of him and Draco kissing and licking Virginia's exposed skin. Blaise contented himself with kissing and nibbling at Virginia's neck until she turned her head and kissed him back. Draco growled with jealousy until Virginia started to undo his heavy school robes.

"OH MY GOD!!!" A chorus of horrified screams rang out. The two blond and one red head looked up to see a collection of 6th year Gryffindors and Slytherins standing in the doorway, nearly identical expressions of disgust and shock on their faces. Virginia's mouth quirked, then she started to giggle and just couldn't seem to stop. This was better then she'd ever planned. Blaise grinned evilly at the group and pointedly licked his lips. Draco just stared at them with typical Malfoy arrogance, daring them to judge him, or say or do anything to stop him.

"Why are you dunderheads all standing in the doorway, instead of going in and setting up?" They heard Snape's sarcastic voice say as he pushed through the crows of students. "Twenty poi-" Virginia couldn't help it at the shocked look on his face. She laughed.

"Do you mind?" Draco said frostily. "Come on Cin, Zabini." He stood up and offered his hand to her so she could get off the desk. He buttoned up her robes, standing in front of her so he blocked the group's view. "We are so dead, you realize." He whispered into her ear. Zabini hopped off the deck and started to nibble the back of Virginia's neck again.

"Snape is going to want to burn that desk." She whispered back.

"I hope there is a reasonable explanation for this, Malfoy." Snape said in tones of ice.

"You interrupted us, sir." Draco pointed out in a reasonable voice. "We lost track of time. I did do a lock spell on the door, so some one obviously unlocked it."

"It is a sad day when I have to remove points from my own house. Slytherin common room, now." Snape barked and swept from the room. Still giggling, Virginia led Draco by the hand after him. Zabini shrugged and followed them. Eyes dancing with malice, Virginia hissed at the Gryffindors. They leant back and she laughed harder.

"Come on, Harry, Hermoine, we're going to be late!" She heard Ron's worried voice say.

"Ten points each from Gryffindor for unpunctuality, Mr. Weasley." Snape said as he strode past them, trailing the two Slytherins and Virginia. She was humming 'Hot in here' rather loudly.

"Ginny, what?" Harry said in a confused voice. Virginia winked at him, then kissed Zabini and then Draco.

"Miss Weasley, if you don't mind!" Snape said in harried tones.

"Should be proud you have such a sexy lot of men in your house, professor." Virginia said cheekily. "Ferret's gorgeous, and Zabini's not bad either." She heard gagging sounds from Ron. "Shocked beyond all reason? Good. Mission accomplished, Zabini, thanks for your assistance." She shook his hand and then cuddled into Draco. She smiled at the Gryffindors looks of incomprehension, and the shock on Snape's face. "Don't you get? Fabulous trick, Ferret. Worked like a charm." She giggled. "Staged freaking out performance. And don't worry, I can deal with Mum's Howler."

"Surely you don't think I need assistance, Potter. Weasley might, but I can cope quite well with Cin on my own. Go and help satisfy the mudblood." Draco sneered over Virginia's shoulder. Virginia hit him.

"Draco, be nice. And say sorry to Hermoine."

"Fine. You're corrupting me, Cin. Sorry, Granger." Draco rolled his eyes.

"Erh-HMM." Virginia looked up at Draco with a teacher look on her face.

"Sorry Potter, sorry Weasley." Draco said with droll forbearance. "Happy now? Ruined my rep as evil Slytherin extraordinaire."

"You ruined my rep as sweet innocent Ginny, so don't go on about reps with me!"

"This was your idea! Kissing me was your idea!" Draco argued.

"Not the point! I'm right and you know it!" Virginia turned and poked a finger into his chest. The collection of one Slytherin, three Gryffindors and one professor watched in dumb amazement as the two bickered. Virginia glanced around and seemed to just notice the others. "Excuse us." She drug Draco away, both still arguing loudly. The group gaped after them as they disappeared around the corner to the stairs leading out of the dungeon.

"What the fuck was that?" Zabini asked in a confused voice.

"I have no idea." Harry said in a tone of shared confusion. "None at all." The Gryffindors and Slytherin shared a smile, then looked away as they realized they were actually commiserating.

"Well, Mr Zabini?" Snape asked chillily. "As the main perpetrators of the disgusting scene in my classroom seem to have disappeared, I suggest the four of you accompany me back to class." Snape strode off, nostrils flaring in anger as the group followed him back to the classroom. Ron was white and pale. How could his little sister do anything like that? How could she think it up? Hermoine was worried about Ron. He looked like he was going to pass out. Harry was in shock. Sweet, pure little Ginny in a threesome with two Slytherins? Wrong and broken all around. Zabini was still chuckling to himself. No bragging, he reminded himself. Draco would kill him.

The group entered the classroom to whispers of speculation and several fights were on the verge of breaking out, as the Gryffindors were smarting under the slur on their honor. The Slytherins weren't helping, with their coarse speculations about Ginny. Pansy was entering it with wholehearted glee, adding in things about Draco. Tempers were reaching boiling point as Snape entered the room and sent them sharply to work. He kept staring at his desk with horrified fascination for the rest of the lesson, and tried vainly to keep his belongings off the spot where the students had lain on.
Wondering what happened to Draco and Ginny? Find out next! I kept laughing so hard as I wrote this. I have never read anything like this in any HP fics. Nothing like this anywhere. Hoorah! An original idea! *pats self on back* Isn't Ginny evil to do this to her brother? Oh the sheer naughtiness of Ginny and Draco astounds me all to pieces! There is no actual plan to this story, the characters write themselves out a story. So you know as much as I do about where the story goes next.