CFAF: WOW!! I am back!! Um…I have no good reasons for being gone for so long. I didn't write so I didn't type. I guess that is my only reason…I put up a review special!! Didn't anyone read it? I hope you did! I thought that it was better than the normal stuff…but I was feeling angsty again when I wrote it. I don't now.
Bardock: be quiet and just start the new chapter.
CFAF: I refuse…I wish to thank reviewers first
Pukic: Thank you!! I appreciate you praise!!! Anytime!! I will review your fics…all of them…as long as they aren't R because I don't read R…yep
PWA:…so? When DOESN"T Brat sound like me? Oh well. But hey! I enjoyed writing that part of the fic…I laughed when I did it…I could see her doing it…Thanks for always reviewing!!
Shadow Obscurity: SOMEONE CLAPPED!! *clutches heart and faints* Wow! Thanks for the review…and GOMEN!! I didn't mean to take so long to update!
Leashy Chan: -_-;you really are pathetic PWA…I didn't count it -_-;
Akuma Kodomo: JOY!! Another new reviewer!!! *bows* thank you thank you! I accomplished my goal of confusing you! And thanks for reviewing and for reading and for loving the fic…oh and Thank you so much for reviewing the review special!!
*to everyone* She told me she cried!!! I felt special!! I mean…I wrote something that made someone cry!!!
CFAF: well anyway on with the story!
Chapter…13 now…stupid confusing new ff.net rules: Preparations
Vegeta came over to the table and snapped, "The least you could've done was tell me you were moving!"
"Sorry Prince Vegeta."
"I'm sorry."
Heh Vegeta thought Neither of them reacted they barely looked up. Oh well He shrugged it off. The three of them ate in silence. Well...the two of them ate and Radditz watched.
"So" Vegeta grunted, "Is that 'celebration' going to happen?"
"Yep." Radditz said.
Vegeta just grunted in response. This provoked a reaction from Kid.
"See!! He doesn't want to have it! Let's cancel the whole thing! Yeah!"
Vegeta smirked, "And who said I didn't want it? It means extra food and possibly a good fight or two, nope; I love these parties, Radditz, if she doesn't want it why are we doing it?"
Kid stared open mouthed for a moment before snapping her jaw shut and scowling at Radditz.
Radditz suppressed his laughter and said, "I like these parties too, and besides, it will give us a chance to introduce you to some of the rules, policies, who to mouth off to and who not to mouth of to."
I have no control over my mouth and you know it."
"Exactly," suddenly their talk was interrupted by the same raccoon like girl-Tanuki- that Vegeta and Kids aw in the hall earlier.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!!! Save me please!!" The boy, Hao, was laughing manically and riding some strange type of fire monster; and holding up a fire ball preparing to throw it at Tanuki. The girl saw Vegeta and Kid and dashed towards them semi recognizing them.
"Isn't that?" Kid stared.
"Yes." Vegeta blinked.
"Okay then!" Kid's nervous voice rang out. "I'm done eating! Let's go Radditz!"
"We aren't going to help her?" Radditz was incredulous.
"Have you seen that thing?!"
Radditz got a good look at the monster. "Oh…well, um, Put your trays away and lets go!"
The three started walking out of the cafeteria when a fireball came whizzing past them barely missing them and Tanuki who ran past them. But the fire ball didn't hit the wall, no. It hit one of the two soldiers coming down the hall. The Hao looked for a moment at the crackling fire that was burning the solider. The flames burned his clothes into ash and then worked at his skin. His high pitched screams echoed throughout the halls but few took notice, men were killed all the time. The soldier's companion, a large man with bulky muscles yelled at Hao, "Hey! You killed him! You'll die for that!"
Hao sighed and calmly said, "Yes you imbecile, I killed him. Do you have a problem with that?"
The soldier sputtered and then exclaimed, "Yes! He was my good friend and that was a waste of a great soldier!"
Hao's constant smirk widened a bit, "Well if it is the waste of the body that bothers you I can fix that." He patted his monster and it immediately ate the burning corpse. "And if you want to be with your friend, I can arrange that too." The soldier's eyes widened and he opened his mouth to scream but he didn't have time as he saw first the monsters teeth, and than its stomach.
Kid's eyes widened, "Remind me not to talk to him."
Hao took off down the hall after Tanuki.
"Okay than!" Kid clapped her hands breaking everyone out of their daze, "I'm going to leave now!" She stared to walk off and but Radditz grabbed her arm.
"Ho, not a chance Brat. You have a party to get ready for."
Kid's face drooped and she fumed under her breath nearly inaudible, "Stupid dumb…party…have to get ready…look nice…Radditz…freak…die…Vegeta…jerk…die…" by the time she got to the dies Radditz had led her to a new section of the ship.
"This…is the well, the stylists."
"Stylists? Want to tell me why you would have stylist on a warrior's ship?"
"I uh well; have no idea."
Kid rolled her eyes, "whatever. Lets *gulp* get it over with."
Radditz laughed at her apprehension and pushed her into the room.
They were greeted by a, strange, man. He wore a pink silk shirt that complimented his pastel green skin. He wore black jean pants. They were tight. Very, very, tight. He was humanoid tall and lean, like most on the ship he was well muscled.
He walked towards the two and spoke, "Why hello!" Kid's eyes widened. She looked Radditz in the eye. "What can I do for you two today?"
Kidd's eye twitched and she mouthed at Radditz, 'is he?' Radditz nodded than turned to the man and said, "She needs clothes for the party, and a hairstyle, and makeup."
Normally Kid would have glared at him for this. But she was to busy being horrified by the man's voice. The lisp! Oh the lisp! Save me from the lisp! And the high pitched save me from the high pitched voice! The voice with the highest not at the end of every sentence and the slightly less higher at the end of every word that's what was bothering her….IT'S A GIRLY BOY!!
The man listened to Radditz than turned to Kid. "Hmm" Kid winced under his scrutiny and sent a pleading look at Radditz who shrugged. "Well dear," the man said suddenly, "Come with me, I am Max, and I will help with your preparations for the party!" He moved away from her and started walking towards a door down a hall.
Kid whispered to Radditz "Why?! Why?! He's…*Gulp* Gay!"
Radditz shrugged and said, "Notice I didn't wear my armor?" Kid looked at Radditz
"Hey that's right you're wearing…slacks."
"Come on dear!" Max's voice rang out as he disappeared into a door his silky pastel blue hair swishing out behind him.
"Well, I'll be back in an hour!" Radditz made for the exit but Kid grabbed his arm.
"No way, you are coming with me!"
Radditz protested, "But"
Kid hissed, "You are not leaving me alone with that psychopath!"
Radditz scowled and said "yes ma'am." and they followed Max into the room.
"Welcome to the wardrobe! Here we will pick out your dress!"
"Dress?! Dress?!" Kid's voice cracked, "No one said anything about a dress! I will NOT wear a dress!"
"Radditz what's wrong with this girl? Why won't she wear a dress?"
Radditz sighed and pulled out some items from his pocket and turned to Kid, "Ten bucks, a book, and a sketch pad with pencils." Radditz held the aforementioned items out to Kid.
"You planned this." Kid glared, "All of these things, plus you carry them for me."
"Done and done."
Kid then glared at Max who wilted under her gaze and she said, "Let's get it over with."
Max disappeared for a moment into the mass of dresses and brought out a small stack of what he obviously thought she would look best in.
"Well actually first we must decide on the style. What do you want? Sleeveless, spaghetti strapped, short dress, short skirt, long gown, short sleeves, long sleeves, I would suggest," he pulled out a dress from the pile, "A short red dress with spaghetti straps and a small scarf over it and dressy sandal shoes."
Kid glared at Max, "Not on your life or anyone else's bub."
"Then w-what would you like?"
Kid started listing requirements, "It can NOT be short, down to my ankle preferably. It has to have sleeves. It has to have a back and the neckline can't be low. It can't be tight. It has to cover my shoulders and it can't have a big slit." Kid looked thoughtful, "I think that's about it. Oh, wait, neither the sleeves nor anything else can be transparent at all."
Matt stuttered. "B-but that's nearly impossible!"
"Than you'd better get working." She said sweetly.
CFAF: Chapter 13 Joy!! I am finally updating and people this is…my Christmas present to you all!! Or whatever holiday you celebrate!! From me to you I update!!
Bardock: about time
Vegeta: lazy
Radditz:…you disgust me.
CFAF: I always disgust you. Oh uh. Apology. I didn't mean to get that graphic on the little part about Hao…I can't help it ….fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!!
Radditz: Pyro!!!
Hao: *manic laughter*
CFAF: I don't own shaman king or dragonball z…as much as I would like to…I didn't make up Hao. Or Tanuki. But hey…
Tanuki: Of course you didn't make me up!! I talk to you at school!!
CFAF: …oh…yeah right…forgot..
Tanuki: -_-;
CFAF: well I will leave you alone now!
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