Ginny is out of character, but that's not the freaking point! Although mostly everyone has said they like Ginny this way, don't you dare criticize my artistic license! Stupid stupids! Annoyingness all around, in great big gobs. Ginny is meant to be this way! She grew up, alright?! People do that. I'll fong you! Pain, lots of pain! Now that that rant is over, I would like to say thank you to my many nice, friendly reviewers. You guys are so nice, the things you say. I blush all the time when I read them. Awwww. You like me, you really like me! Btw, when is Ginny's birthday? I can't find a reference anywhere in the books, but I probably just skip over it. Anyone, any ideas? A suggestion even?
Virginia woke up in the infirmary. "Merlin." She muttered to herself as she got up. Virginia did a double take as she looked at herself. "Where the FUCK did my clothes go?!" She shouted. "Draco, if this is your idea of a joke! Pain, me boyo, lots and lots of pain for you!" As Virginia communicated her great displeasure with the situation she found herself in, and the general lack of cloth covering her body, a house elf popped up. She frowned. "Who are you?"

"I is Nimi, miss. I is coming to see you, on matters of great importance."

"Are you trying to save my life? If you are, I can do quite well on my own."

The house elf looked down and pleated its tea cloth between long fingers. "In a way, miss."

"Well, don't! Dobby tried to save Harry's life once. Caused a lot of trouble for him."

"Dobby is not a good elf miss!" Nimi looked quite affronted at being compared to Dobby. "He is wanting paying! He is leaving master and being glad about it! He is not properly ashamed!"

"Master? Do you belong to the Malfoys too?" Virginia frowned. Nimi gasped and started to bang her head against the wall.

"Bad Nimi, bad!"

Virginia grabbed Nimi's shoulder and stopped her. "Ok, we won't talk about that. Promise."

"You is so good, miss!" Nimi gasped through tears. "So good to a poor house elf." Nimi started to bawl loudly, hiding her head in her tea towel. Virginia sat back down on the bed and wrapped a sheet around herself.

"So what did you need to talk to me about?"

"Is an invitation, miss." Nimi sniffled. "A message from Nimi's master, and his master." Nimi suddenly looked deathly afraid. "You must not go miss! Must stay here with master's son!"

"Why?"

Nimi picked up the glass on Virginia's bedside table and shattered it over her head. "Bad Nimi." She moaned.

"Brush off the glass, and talk to me." Virginia ordered. "Where is this invitation?"

"Here, miss." Nimi sniffed and reached inside her tea towel to bring forth a heavily embossed card. "Is for you. Shouldn't give it to miss!" Nimi wailed, wiping her eyes on her tea towel. She blew her nose loudly.

"Thank you Nimi." Virginia said calmly as she plucked it out of Nimi's hand. Virginia flopped back on the bad and let the sheet slip as she perused the missive. She started to laugh as she read it. "Voldemort can turn a pretty phrase when he wants to." Nimi was on the floor howling. "What's the matter now?" Virginia sighed tiredly.

"You said the name! The name!"

"Tom doesn't scare me anymore." She turned back to the letter. "Do get up, and stop crying."

"Cin, you good now?" She heard Draco say. Click! Virginia looked over the bed and snarled in frustration as the house elf disappeared.

"Damn it Nimi!" She lay back on the bed and stared up at the ceiling. "Hey Draco. Your house elf was here."

"Really? Which one?" The sound of approaching footsteps.

"A female named Nimi. Gave me a message from your father. Wanna look?" Virginia waved the invite in the general direction of Draco, as she continued to stare upwards. "Stupid elf." Draco gave an appreciative whistle as he neared her hospital bed.

"Looking good, Weasel."

"Quiet, you." Virginia turned over onto her stomach. "Which reminds, where are my clothes?"

"I have no idea, but you can stay that way." Draco ran a hand over her back. She wriggled. "Take this off too?" He asked innocently as he started to play with her bra strap.

"No, Ferret."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Puh-lease?"

"No. Look it up in the dictionary. Learn what it means."

"Please with sugar on top?"

"Nein."

"Please?"

"Non."

"Pretty please?"

"Iie."

"What?"

"It's no in Japanese."

"Oh. Please?" Draco started to kiss the back of her neck.

"Noooo."

"Pllleeeaaassseee?" He started to nibble on her ear.

"Nay." Virginia groaned.

"Draco Malfoy! The very idea! Such carryings on in my infirmary!" The highly insulted tones of Madam Pomfrey entered the room, and her heels clicked over the smooth floors.

"Ginny! Snake, get off my sister!" Ron yelled. Draco ignored both of them and kissed the hollow of Virginia's back, just above the line of her underwear. Virginia shivered.

"Fuck!" Draco hurtled over her back as Ron punched him. Virginia squeaked as Draco fell onto her back.

"Ron!" Virginia said loudly. "Draco, get offa me!"

"Why? You're so comfortable, Cin." Draco purred. Ron growled and lifted Draco by the t ops of his robes.

"Mr. Weasley! Get out of this infirmary this instant!" Madam Pomfrey said in scandalized tones.

"See you later, Cin." Draco said cheerily as Ron dropped him. He then fisted Ron right in the gut, and Ron fell over wheezing. Draco curled his lip as he stared at Ron on the floor. "Sorry that your brother is such a prat, Cin." He sauntered away, giving Ron a kick on the way.

"I have to agree with Draco, Ron. You are a prat." Virginia said distastefully. "Go away."

"Ginny!"

"You are an idiot. I don't go off at you because you're going out with Hermoine, don't go off at me cause I'm going out with Draco."

"Mr. Weasley, if you don't mind." Pomfrey fussed. Ron gaped at the two females, then spun on his heel and left.

"Stupid males." Virginia groaned as she lay back on the bed. "I don't suppose you know where my clothes are?"
And that's the end of that chapter. Squeeeeeeee!