Ow! How do you get rid of a Muse? Draco keeps hitting me! Ow! Dammit!
*throws Draco out the window* Argh! He's back! I promise you can beat Harry
up again! *Draco looks pleased* This fic may descend into Draco repeatedly
bashing up Harry. Do you want to see that happen? Review and tell me! Ow!
Draco, you hit me again, and I'll put you into pink fluffy bunny pajamas!
*Draco looks afraid* Be afraid, be very afraid of the mad author!
Mmmmmwwhhhhahhhahahhhahha!
Melanie sat in the dark closet and thought. Where oh where had she heard the name Malfoy? Think, girl, think! She told herself fiercely. People with names like that tend to be the ones who try and kill you. Not that she hadn't met a very nice lady by the name of Belladonna, another name for deadly nightshade. Ah, Bella. Melanie was lost in thought. She had had the best tits. And that hair. Mwah. No, Malfoy! Think about where you have heard that name before, not the admittedly tasty Bella from the south of Italy. Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy. She sat bolt upright and yelped when she hit her head against the top of the cupboard. "Remus! Oh wolf boy! Get your transmorphic butt in here right now!" She shouted. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. That sweet little red head was in for a big surprise about her boyfriend's family. "REMUS!!! S'welp me, I'm gonna dust you good! Christ, Remus! Where are you when I need you!" She screamed in frustration. Can't go out, I'd need SPF 1000000+ to get a foot across the room! "Wolf boy!"
Virginia pounded on the portrait to the Slytherin common room. "Let me in! Draco! Draco!" She screeched. The Knight retreated in his painting to be in the background, rather then the foreground. "Stupid Slytherin painting thing, let me in!"
"That is something I cannot do, fair maid. Thee must have the password to enter the Slytherin demesnes." He said apologetically. He winced as her fists hit the stone to either side of his painting frame. "I give thee my must humble apologies."
"Draco! Harry hasn't woken up yet, and Mc 'I'mabittervirgin' is after blood! Your blood! And the rest of the gryffs, fuck, the entire bloody school is after my blood! Mc 'fullabullshit' is gonna be here any moment! Draco!" She fell in through the portrait hole with a startled yelp. Draco caught her. "Oh thank god. Quick, we need to hide. Sounds of a rampaging mob coming this way! Complete with pitchforks and burning torches!" She said hysterically.
"I know a place. C'mon." Draco took her wrist and started to run through the Dungeons. He pulled her into an empty classroom as they heard voices.
"Severus, this time he has gone too far!" They heard McGonagall say frostily. "Harry is still unconscious, and who knows when he'll wake up."
"Calm down, Minerva. We will get to the bottom of this." Severus's smooth tones interjected. "I am sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. . ." The voices of the teachers faded as they walked away. Draco started to lead Virginia out, then whipped them both back into hiding as more footsteps approached. Draco decided he could get used to hiding with Virginia. Virginia, on the other hand, was too worried about Draco to enjoy being pressed up against him for extended periods of time. At least at the moment.
"Draco screwed the pooch this time." A female voice said gleefully. Pansy Parkinson, Draco nodded to himself. "I mean really, Millicent. Beating the Boy-Who-Lived within an inch of his life, he could be expelled."
"I was there, Pansy. Harry started it, but he did say something delightfully amusing about the gryff skank who Draco's shagging."
"Oh do tell!" Pansy purred.
"Something to the effect that she couldn't BE a virgin when she had six older brothers. There was some other stuff I can't remember, but it was highly inventive. Draco went berserk. How the Weasleys will cope when they hear what Harry said, I don't know. Should I tell them?"
"They'd never believe it." Pansy said with a sigh. "Mores the pity. It would be so delightfully amusing. . ." The voices trailed away. Virginia dripped tears onto Draco's arms.
"How, how could he?" She whispered numbly. Draco helplessly rubbed her back. She started despairingly after Draco as he led her gently out of the classroom. "Did he take it that badly?" She whispered in shock. "He seemed so fine about it. . .More then Ron was."
"You know, the whole running thing would be good about now." Draco told her softly. "C'mon. You can scream all the pain out there." Virginia nodded dully and jogged after Draco. He led her down a passageway into a small hidden room. He felt along the slimy wall and pressed a brick. The wall swung back with a grating, groaning noise as the stones shifted along each other. He led her into its yawning darkness and closed the door behind them. "Lumos." He whispered. Virginia just followed him down, wherever he was leading her.
"It's beautiful, Draco." She whispered as he led her into a stalactite filled cave.
"Incendio." Draco whispered, concentrating on the idea of a really small fire. He grinned in triumph as he lit the line of torches. "Scream it out. No one will hear you from down here."
Virginia threw back her head and screamed out her pain, her anguish and her despair. She wailed like a banshee. Draco just sat down and watched her as she got rid of the initial frustration and covered his ears. Then she started to swear. "Fucking bullshit, argh, I'm gonna fucking kill him, stupid dickhead, can't believe, bastard, bastard, BASTARD!!" Draco grinned, she was gonna be all right after all. "I am going to go up there and take it out of his fucking HIDE! I am going to revive him and then I'm going to slowly and painfully kill him!" She started to walk up and down the chamber, threading between stalagmites.
"I'll show you how to get back in." Draco smiled as he led the fuming Virginia out of the grotto. "See, this brick, shaped a bit like a star. You press it and it opens. I'll be down there, doing some homework. See ya when you get back." He smirked as the wall slowly swung back.
Virginia turned purposefully to the doorway and strode out of the dungeons. Smoke was literally pouring out of her ears as she stormed up to the infirmary. When she reached the infirmary, she paused, took a deep breath and put on her 'sweet Ginny coming to comfort the victim' face. "Madame Pomfrey? I've come to see Harry." She said sweetly.
"Oh come in, dear. Your brothers and Hermione are here already." Virginia smiled sweetly and sadly at Pomfrey as she was led in.
"It's just horrible, isn't it?" Draco deserves a medal! Her mind screamed. Damn damn damn, he's not alone. How to get them out of the room? How oh mighty goddess, how?
"Ginny!" Her brothers all hugged her fiercely.
"You can't keep going out with that git, Ginny." Ron told her.
"Ron, who's there?" A weak voice called. As Virginia extricated herself from her brothers, she saw Harry sitting up in bed. Her mask dropped away and she snarled as she leapt for his throat.
"You evil, evil dirty minded bastard! How DARE you say something like that about me! AAHHH!! Words fucking fail me!" Virginia screamed at Harry as she put bruises on his bruises. She was hauled off kicking and spitting. "Let me kill him! You don't know what he said!"
"And you heard it from Draco Malfoy, we're betting." George said in a serious voice.
"No! He wasn't going to tell me. I heard it when we were hiding from the teachers, and Parkinson and Bulstrode walked past. Bulstrode told Pansy about it in detail, and I don't think she's smart enough to lie! Potter, when I get to you, you're gonna be the Boy-Who-Fucking-Died!" Virginia snarled, struggling against Fred and George. Harry shrank back in his hospital bed. "Are you gonna tell them? Or should I? Not brave enough for that, hey? Can face the fucking Dark Lord, but can't say something like this to your best friend! Well, gee, Millicent said it went a little along the lines of how I can't be a virgin, because I have six older brothers!" Ron went white and stared from his incensed sister to his best friend.
"Ha, Harry?" Ron stuttered. He swayed on his feet. George and Fred loosened their grip in shock and Virginia shot away to start destroying Harry again.
"Evil manipulative extreme fucking bastard! Just because," BANG, " I won't go out," BANG, "with you," BANG, "You, oh, you argh!" Harry started to go cross-eyed as his head kept hitting the iron bed head. "Even Draco was shocked! Bad EVIL Harry!" George and Fred grabbed her again. "Fuck, let me kill him! Slowly, painfully, no magic, just flay him alive! Let me GO!" She wailed. "I'm gonna castrate him! Nasty, evil minded sheep fucker!" She slipped from their grip and started to slap Harry.
"Virginia Weasley! What is the meaning of this?!" A highly affronted female voice said. Virginia looked up in surprise at McGonagall and Snape.
"He is going to apologize or I am going to kill him." She said evenly as she held onto the top of Harry's shirt with one hand, and paused in slapping him. "Fucking evil dirty, dirty son of a bitch!" She resumed hitting Harry. "This is getting extremely repetitive, you could be kind enough to let me revenge my honor." She complained as George and Fred dragged her off again.
"Ginny, calm down." Fred hissed in her ear. "You're gonna cost us our jobs."
"Boo fricking hoo!" She snarled. "I can't believe, oh, fuck you!" Virginia stamped down on their insteps and bolted for Harry again.
"Immobulis!" McGonagall snapped. Virginia growled as she halted and couldn't move. "What is the meaning of this disgraceful behaviour?" McGonagall realized Virginia couldn't answer her and released the charm. Virginia fell forwards onto the ground with a groan.
"Well, that was really untidy." Virginia said sharply as she picked herself off the floor and dusted off her robes.
"Miss Weasley, you have some explaining to do." McGonagall said icily. Virginia glared at her, but was surprised to see a slight smile on Snape's face. Was this happiness at seeing Gryffindors in trouble or something else?
"Easy enough really. Harry said something particularly disgusting about me, which is why Draco hit him, a lot. And is why I am up here to make sure he never says anything like that again." She cocked her head to the side. "Or anything at all, actually. At least for a while."
"And you took the word of Draco as truth?" Snape said, eyes gleaming with interest.
"He wasn't going to tell me. I overheard two Slytherins talking about it. And frankly, I don't think they're smart enough, or nasty enough to come up with something like that." Virginia blinked back tears.
"Well, are you going to tell us?" McGonagall said in a weary voice.
"Only if my brothers agree I should." Virginia said firmly. She glanced at them. Fred and George nodded solemnly, but Ron was still having problems with breathing. She took a deep breath and said quickly "HarrysaidIcouldn'tbeavirgincauseI'vesixolderbrothers! Happy now?" She screamed, tears running down her face as the knife in her gut twisted a little more. McGonagall raised a faltering hand to her mouth. "And Harry wuh, won't get into trouble 'cause he's the fucking BOY-WHO-LIVED!!!" She shrieked, and bolted for the door. She heard voices calling for her to stop, so she just ran faster. Until she ran into someone. "Unh!" She looked up into the face of Remus. "See ya!" She pulled herself free and ran again. She wiped her watering eyes so she could see. Where was the corridor? There! She flew down it and slapped the brick. The wall opened and she slipped inside then pressed the switch to close it. "Draco! Draco! We're in deep shit now!"
Gee, Harry's turning out to be a bastard. I actually do like Harry, however it may seem in this fic. I'll write a nice Harry fic when I finish this, to placate you all. Ow! Dammit, Draco, go away! Pink bunnies Draco, pink bunnies! And the thing with Melanie, you'll have to wait and find out. Mwwwaahhahhahahaaa!
Melanie sat in the dark closet and thought. Where oh where had she heard the name Malfoy? Think, girl, think! She told herself fiercely. People with names like that tend to be the ones who try and kill you. Not that she hadn't met a very nice lady by the name of Belladonna, another name for deadly nightshade. Ah, Bella. Melanie was lost in thought. She had had the best tits. And that hair. Mwah. No, Malfoy! Think about where you have heard that name before, not the admittedly tasty Bella from the south of Italy. Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy. She sat bolt upright and yelped when she hit her head against the top of the cupboard. "Remus! Oh wolf boy! Get your transmorphic butt in here right now!" She shouted. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. That sweet little red head was in for a big surprise about her boyfriend's family. "REMUS!!! S'welp me, I'm gonna dust you good! Christ, Remus! Where are you when I need you!" She screamed in frustration. Can't go out, I'd need SPF 1000000+ to get a foot across the room! "Wolf boy!"
Virginia pounded on the portrait to the Slytherin common room. "Let me in! Draco! Draco!" She screeched. The Knight retreated in his painting to be in the background, rather then the foreground. "Stupid Slytherin painting thing, let me in!"
"That is something I cannot do, fair maid. Thee must have the password to enter the Slytherin demesnes." He said apologetically. He winced as her fists hit the stone to either side of his painting frame. "I give thee my must humble apologies."
"Draco! Harry hasn't woken up yet, and Mc 'I'mabittervirgin' is after blood! Your blood! And the rest of the gryffs, fuck, the entire bloody school is after my blood! Mc 'fullabullshit' is gonna be here any moment! Draco!" She fell in through the portrait hole with a startled yelp. Draco caught her. "Oh thank god. Quick, we need to hide. Sounds of a rampaging mob coming this way! Complete with pitchforks and burning torches!" She said hysterically.
"I know a place. C'mon." Draco took her wrist and started to run through the Dungeons. He pulled her into an empty classroom as they heard voices.
"Severus, this time he has gone too far!" They heard McGonagall say frostily. "Harry is still unconscious, and who knows when he'll wake up."
"Calm down, Minerva. We will get to the bottom of this." Severus's smooth tones interjected. "I am sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. . ." The voices of the teachers faded as they walked away. Draco started to lead Virginia out, then whipped them both back into hiding as more footsteps approached. Draco decided he could get used to hiding with Virginia. Virginia, on the other hand, was too worried about Draco to enjoy being pressed up against him for extended periods of time. At least at the moment.
"Draco screwed the pooch this time." A female voice said gleefully. Pansy Parkinson, Draco nodded to himself. "I mean really, Millicent. Beating the Boy-Who-Lived within an inch of his life, he could be expelled."
"I was there, Pansy. Harry started it, but he did say something delightfully amusing about the gryff skank who Draco's shagging."
"Oh do tell!" Pansy purred.
"Something to the effect that she couldn't BE a virgin when she had six older brothers. There was some other stuff I can't remember, but it was highly inventive. Draco went berserk. How the Weasleys will cope when they hear what Harry said, I don't know. Should I tell them?"
"They'd never believe it." Pansy said with a sigh. "Mores the pity. It would be so delightfully amusing. . ." The voices trailed away. Virginia dripped tears onto Draco's arms.
"How, how could he?" She whispered numbly. Draco helplessly rubbed her back. She started despairingly after Draco as he led her gently out of the classroom. "Did he take it that badly?" She whispered in shock. "He seemed so fine about it. . .More then Ron was."
"You know, the whole running thing would be good about now." Draco told her softly. "C'mon. You can scream all the pain out there." Virginia nodded dully and jogged after Draco. He led her down a passageway into a small hidden room. He felt along the slimy wall and pressed a brick. The wall swung back with a grating, groaning noise as the stones shifted along each other. He led her into its yawning darkness and closed the door behind them. "Lumos." He whispered. Virginia just followed him down, wherever he was leading her.
"It's beautiful, Draco." She whispered as he led her into a stalactite filled cave.
"Incendio." Draco whispered, concentrating on the idea of a really small fire. He grinned in triumph as he lit the line of torches. "Scream it out. No one will hear you from down here."
Virginia threw back her head and screamed out her pain, her anguish and her despair. She wailed like a banshee. Draco just sat down and watched her as she got rid of the initial frustration and covered his ears. Then she started to swear. "Fucking bullshit, argh, I'm gonna fucking kill him, stupid dickhead, can't believe, bastard, bastard, BASTARD!!" Draco grinned, she was gonna be all right after all. "I am going to go up there and take it out of his fucking HIDE! I am going to revive him and then I'm going to slowly and painfully kill him!" She started to walk up and down the chamber, threading between stalagmites.
"I'll show you how to get back in." Draco smiled as he led the fuming Virginia out of the grotto. "See, this brick, shaped a bit like a star. You press it and it opens. I'll be down there, doing some homework. See ya when you get back." He smirked as the wall slowly swung back.
Virginia turned purposefully to the doorway and strode out of the dungeons. Smoke was literally pouring out of her ears as she stormed up to the infirmary. When she reached the infirmary, she paused, took a deep breath and put on her 'sweet Ginny coming to comfort the victim' face. "Madame Pomfrey? I've come to see Harry." She said sweetly.
"Oh come in, dear. Your brothers and Hermione are here already." Virginia smiled sweetly and sadly at Pomfrey as she was led in.
"It's just horrible, isn't it?" Draco deserves a medal! Her mind screamed. Damn damn damn, he's not alone. How to get them out of the room? How oh mighty goddess, how?
"Ginny!" Her brothers all hugged her fiercely.
"You can't keep going out with that git, Ginny." Ron told her.
"Ron, who's there?" A weak voice called. As Virginia extricated herself from her brothers, she saw Harry sitting up in bed. Her mask dropped away and she snarled as she leapt for his throat.
"You evil, evil dirty minded bastard! How DARE you say something like that about me! AAHHH!! Words fucking fail me!" Virginia screamed at Harry as she put bruises on his bruises. She was hauled off kicking and spitting. "Let me kill him! You don't know what he said!"
"And you heard it from Draco Malfoy, we're betting." George said in a serious voice.
"No! He wasn't going to tell me. I heard it when we were hiding from the teachers, and Parkinson and Bulstrode walked past. Bulstrode told Pansy about it in detail, and I don't think she's smart enough to lie! Potter, when I get to you, you're gonna be the Boy-Who-Fucking-Died!" Virginia snarled, struggling against Fred and George. Harry shrank back in his hospital bed. "Are you gonna tell them? Or should I? Not brave enough for that, hey? Can face the fucking Dark Lord, but can't say something like this to your best friend! Well, gee, Millicent said it went a little along the lines of how I can't be a virgin, because I have six older brothers!" Ron went white and stared from his incensed sister to his best friend.
"Ha, Harry?" Ron stuttered. He swayed on his feet. George and Fred loosened their grip in shock and Virginia shot away to start destroying Harry again.
"Evil manipulative extreme fucking bastard! Just because," BANG, " I won't go out," BANG, "with you," BANG, "You, oh, you argh!" Harry started to go cross-eyed as his head kept hitting the iron bed head. "Even Draco was shocked! Bad EVIL Harry!" George and Fred grabbed her again. "Fuck, let me kill him! Slowly, painfully, no magic, just flay him alive! Let me GO!" She wailed. "I'm gonna castrate him! Nasty, evil minded sheep fucker!" She slipped from their grip and started to slap Harry.
"Virginia Weasley! What is the meaning of this?!" A highly affronted female voice said. Virginia looked up in surprise at McGonagall and Snape.
"He is going to apologize or I am going to kill him." She said evenly as she held onto the top of Harry's shirt with one hand, and paused in slapping him. "Fucking evil dirty, dirty son of a bitch!" She resumed hitting Harry. "This is getting extremely repetitive, you could be kind enough to let me revenge my honor." She complained as George and Fred dragged her off again.
"Ginny, calm down." Fred hissed in her ear. "You're gonna cost us our jobs."
"Boo fricking hoo!" She snarled. "I can't believe, oh, fuck you!" Virginia stamped down on their insteps and bolted for Harry again.
"Immobulis!" McGonagall snapped. Virginia growled as she halted and couldn't move. "What is the meaning of this disgraceful behaviour?" McGonagall realized Virginia couldn't answer her and released the charm. Virginia fell forwards onto the ground with a groan.
"Well, that was really untidy." Virginia said sharply as she picked herself off the floor and dusted off her robes.
"Miss Weasley, you have some explaining to do." McGonagall said icily. Virginia glared at her, but was surprised to see a slight smile on Snape's face. Was this happiness at seeing Gryffindors in trouble or something else?
"Easy enough really. Harry said something particularly disgusting about me, which is why Draco hit him, a lot. And is why I am up here to make sure he never says anything like that again." She cocked her head to the side. "Or anything at all, actually. At least for a while."
"And you took the word of Draco as truth?" Snape said, eyes gleaming with interest.
"He wasn't going to tell me. I overheard two Slytherins talking about it. And frankly, I don't think they're smart enough, or nasty enough to come up with something like that." Virginia blinked back tears.
"Well, are you going to tell us?" McGonagall said in a weary voice.
"Only if my brothers agree I should." Virginia said firmly. She glanced at them. Fred and George nodded solemnly, but Ron was still having problems with breathing. She took a deep breath and said quickly "HarrysaidIcouldn'tbeavirgincauseI'vesixolderbrothers! Happy now?" She screamed, tears running down her face as the knife in her gut twisted a little more. McGonagall raised a faltering hand to her mouth. "And Harry wuh, won't get into trouble 'cause he's the fucking BOY-WHO-LIVED!!!" She shrieked, and bolted for the door. She heard voices calling for her to stop, so she just ran faster. Until she ran into someone. "Unh!" She looked up into the face of Remus. "See ya!" She pulled herself free and ran again. She wiped her watering eyes so she could see. Where was the corridor? There! She flew down it and slapped the brick. The wall opened and she slipped inside then pressed the switch to close it. "Draco! Draco! We're in deep shit now!"
Gee, Harry's turning out to be a bastard. I actually do like Harry, however it may seem in this fic. I'll write a nice Harry fic when I finish this, to placate you all. Ow! Dammit, Draco, go away! Pink bunnies Draco, pink bunnies! And the thing with Melanie, you'll have to wait and find out. Mwwwaahhahhahahaaa!