Disclaimer: I didn't create the God that is Digimon. No, really. Digimon is God. Okay, I'm lying. But it really is good.
Sorry I haven't written in a while, I was getting a bit off tract with online drama- which inspired me to write a manga-style ficcy! Coming soon- Koinonayami!
Takato gets to school early, eager to tell his friends about the battle with Fuckermon.
"Digi..mon?" Kenta sniffles.
Takato nods happily.
"Is there a...a Sakumon?"
"Huh?"
"Sakuu!" Kenta cries. "WHY!? Why did you go.."
Takato looks over at Kazu. "What's wrong with him?"
"His internet girlfriend dumped him."
Takato gazes at Kenta, who is now rolling around on the ground singing to himself.
"Where are you now..? What have you found? Where is your heart..." Sob. "When I'm not around?"
He turns back to Kazu. "Oh."
"Yup."
"So.."
"Mhmm"
"..."
"So you got ass raped by a Digimon?"
"No!" Takato makes a pouty face. "Renamon did."
"Well, my penis is way bigger than Fuckermon's." Kazu crosses his arms smugly.
"I'm sure."
"Wanna bet?" He drops his pants.
Takato squints at Kazu. "What's wrong with your leg... oh my God!"
Kazu laughs loudly. "My giant penis rules all!"
"Eh.. just keep it away from me."
Kazu laughs again, Kenta crying loudly in the background. Takato backs away and runs to school.
"Where are..you now? You gotta let me knoooww.."
Kenta looks over at Kazu.
"Oh baby... so I can-" Punch.
Takato can't run very fast.
Sensei sends him in the hall for his tardiness. Without his notebook to draw in, he becomes very bored.
And nothing is worse than a bored idiot.
"Stupid Takato," Rika sighs.
She glances back at his desk, catching Henry shooting daggers at her. He must still be mad about yesterday. She looks over at Jeri. Jeri glares at her.
Sweatdrop. "I've made a lot of enemies.."
"And Iiii... will alWAAAYSS love RIIIIIKKAA~"
What. The. Fuck.
The whole class starts laughing. "Takato loves Rika, Takato loves Rika," the kids taunt. Rika jumps up and stomps out the door.
He can't be serious. What is wrong with him? Liking someone like me? I'll teach him what happens when you like Nonaka Rika.
"Oh, Rika, hi."
"TAKAAATO!"
Random noises indicating that Takato is getting his ass kicked.
The rest of school is relatively normal, with an occasional "Takato wants to bone Rika" cough. After class, Takato and a reluctant Henry approach Rika.
"What do you want?" she growls.
"Uh.. well..." Takato stammers. Henry pushes him. "Can I walk you home!?"
Rika stops, her eyes getting spinney. "Uwah.."
"I think that's a yes," Henry squeals.
Takato punches the air. "Alright, let's go!" He grabs Rika's arm and pulls her out the door.
"I can walk," she snaps, breaking free of his grip. They walk in silence.
"So..." He fidgets.
"Why do you like me?" Rika asks casually.
Takato blushes.
"I'm mean, antisocial, and I can be a real bitch."
"No one likes you."
He smiles. "Anyone can be tamed with the right tamer."
What a dork.
Rika smiles. "Well, here's my house." She opens the gate. "Bye!"
Takato looks down. "Bye Rika.." He closes his eyes and kisses her.
"Why Kato, I didn't know you were like that!"
Takato opens his eyes. Henry is standing there, blushing like a little virgin girl. Takato gets a nosebleed and falls over.
"How was school?" Rumiko asks.
Rika prances past her silently. "Rika?"
Takato. She giggles at the thought of him kissing Henry. If she would've stayed longer, that could have been her getting kissed!
She flops down on her bed. She has always liked Takato; from the first day she tried to fight the little wanker. He isn't perfect- in fact, he is far from perfect. But he's honest and cares deeply for his friends.
Maybe one day he will care about her in that way.
Why does Rika act like a bitch when she knows it's a turn-off? Since when did she become such a Takato fan girl? Where the hell is this story going? Find out whenever I feel like writing next!
Kenta looks like my friend, Multi. Who had an internet girlfriend name Saku. And that is basically it. I really hope they don't read this.. >.>
Rika's daring is so awesome. Ah, I wish I could be that audacious. Big words, more points for me! The part with Takato mistaking Kazu's penis for a leg deformity is from Family Guy. I will never forget that episode.
This is very fun, and I need something to take my mind of homework because it sucks. So I guess you can expect more soon ^^
I dunno why I made everyone sing this chapter. A little Britney here, some of that other chick there. Sing along, biatch!
And I just realized that Rika acknowledges that Takato likes her, then wishes that he would like her. That makes no sense. But for the sake of liking the wording of all that, I'll leave it as is. Let's just say that Rika wants Takato to love her like someone once did. There, that works :D