[AN:
Boy, that title was rubbish!
Okay, let me just explain this. That last chapter was confusing, so I'll explain it. Cosmo runs in to Mama Cosma, who doesn't recognise him. He gets offended; she sooths him. He falls asleep. Then there's a new scene, a jail cell, with Timmy and Wanda. Insomniac II comes in and is annoying as usual. Now there's this chapter.]
Mama Cosma strode into the jail cell.
"Well, if it isn't my two little captives! Now I don't know who you are, but the green kid recons you all come from the future. He is my son. You," (points at Wanda) "are his soon-to-be wife. So I hate you. And you" (points at Timmy) "are their soon-to-be godson. So I hate you as well. So I'm locking you up."
"Why? What did I do? I'm just a kid who two fairies came and granted wishes for!" yelled Timmy.
"You took my poor little son away! You both did! And I'm going to kill you for that!!"
"Oh yeah? Well where's your wand then?" Wanda challenged, with a sly grin that made Mama Cosma's blood boil, she was so annoyed at her rival's smile. But then she froze in shock and sudden realisation. She was too busy in her rage to grab the wand. But Wanda had hers. And without a wand a fairy is very vulnerable. "So," said Wanda. "You let us out. You give us back Cosmo. And we go. That's the offer."
"In your dreams!" scoffed Mama Cosma.
"Oh yeah?" Wanda gave another sly smile. "Then I'll just have to exterminate you." She pointed her wand and Mama Cosma, who screamed.
"All right fine! Please don't hurt me!" yelled Mama Cosma, fleeing.
"Wow!" said Timmy. "Thanks!"
"Actually," said Wanda, a alittle sheepishly, "It was a toy wand!"
"Yeah, yeah!" said Insomniac II. "Here's Cosmo, can we got on to the wedding now? Hold on... why am I asking you? I'm the author. Right readers, next chapter will be the wedding, I promise! See ya!"
END CHAPTER
"End Chapter?" said Timmy. "That's phoney-"
Insomniac II dropped a car on Timmy.
END CHAPTER (for real this time)
"But-"
"Enough!" screamed Insomniac II. Cosmo came up and gave me- I mean her, another wedgie. Wanda sighed and ended the chapter.
POOF
END CHAPTER (Okay, I'm sure this cruddy chapter finishes now.)