Disclaimer: I didn't make any season of Digimon.
This is a longer chapter than usual. I hope. I spent valuable study hall time writing this so you better like it ;o;
And just like that, the weekend is over.
"Riiika," Rumiko chirps. "I have a surprise for you!"
Rika rubs her eyes. "Huh..?"
Rumiko holds up a white dress. The same one from yesterday. She laughs.
Woah..
She's hot.
I wanna tap that.
Damn girl!
"Kato, did you hear about Rika?" Henry sits down next to him. Takato shakes his head. "She's wearing a-"
The door slams open. Rika stomps into class.
"That... dress..," Takato murmurs.
As Rika walks past him, she slows down. Sexy music plays. She takes her long, red hair down and runs her fingers through it. Sparkles.
"Wow.."
Rika moves towards Takato. "Hi," she breathes, inches away from his lips. She sliders her hand down his side. He feels all the blood rush to his loins. "Ye.s...yes.." he moans. "Yes.. yes! YES!"
"Takato.." Henry stands behind him, beady eyed. "There's a squirrel in your pants."
"Eh-wha!" Takato jumps up. "I'm allergic to squirrels!"
He runs around the room trying to get his pants off. "The squirrels, the squirrels!" The button on his pants breaks and the squirrel jumps out. Its red eyes dart around the room. A white gob drops from its lips.
Takato screams. "Itchy!"
He rips his clothes off. His groin is covered with red bumps. "AHHH!" He scratches himself vigorously.
Jeri stares. Rika blushes. Henry looks confused.
"Kato.. where's your..."
Takato looks down. "Whoops. I guess it got tucked." Pop. He pulls his penis out of his ass.
Gasp.
"Damn.."
"I never thought he..." Giggle.
Kazu starts crying.
Takato scratches his head. "What's wrong with you guys?"
"Takato," Rika points. "You're naked.
"I'm..naked...-I'M NAKED!?" Takato looks at himself then back at Rika. He turns bright red. Henry hands him his clothes and he runs out of the room.
"God, I'm such an idiot."
Takato looks in the mirror. "Rika must think I'm the biggest loser in the world."
"I don't think you are."
Takato turns around. Jeri is leaning against the wall. She moves towards him.
"Jeri-" "Shhh.." She puts a finger on his lips.
"I want you inside of me," she whispers.
"What!?" He jumps back.
"Do you have the hots for me?"
"Oh. I'm sorry.." He looks at his feet. "I like Rika.."
Jeri turns away. "Then you don't know..."
Rika looks at the clock. Takato's been gone a long time. "Maybe I should go check on him."
"Know what?" Takato eyes narrow.
"About her boyfriend."
"She doesn't have..."
"Ryo. They got back together."
Takato's heart stops. "They..did..?"
"Yes." Jeri takes a step forward. "Rika used you."
"Eh.."
"No, don't say it!" She throws herself at him. "I know that you love me!"
Voices? Rika stops in the doorway. "Jeri and Takato," she breathes. 'Together.'
"I know that you love me.."
She runs away.
"No!" Takato pushes Jeri off of him. She falls backwards and lands on her butt. "I like- no, I LOVE Rika. I love her more than anything in the world. She's my everything. Rika is my everything. I would die if it would make her smile."
Jeri looks up at him. "I-"
"Since the moment I saw her fighting with Renamon. Her strong face hiding a broken heart, her sad eyes. I want her to be happy. Why can't you see that? I've never liked you in that way. And I never will."
"Takato.." Jeri's eyes quiver.
"You don't have a chance with me."
Takato returns to class.
Jeri sits on the floor staring at her lap. She throws her head back and laughs. She pulls her puppet out of her pocket and slips it onto her hand. Its mouth moves in sync with her words. "Hehehe.. you'll love me soon enough."
"Kato!" Henry grins.
"Hey." Takato looks around. "Where's Rika?"
"Oh, she went home." He sticks his tongue out. "Probably got a visit from her little friend."
"Rika is hording illegal midgets in her basement!?"
Henry shakes his head. "She wasn't feeling well."
"Ah, I should go see if she's alright!"
"No one wants to hear about your relations, Takato." Sensei says. "Now sit down."
Takato blushes and sits in his seat.
Henry looks over at Takato. "Since when so we have a teacher?"
"I can't believe I lost him." Rika sighs.
"Goodbye, Rika."
She covers her face. It always happens.
"How could anyone love someone like you?"
She opens up to someone and they break her heart. Ryo... and now Takato.
"I just.. like you.."
She clutches her chest. "It hurts.." She cries. "I have to.. get away from here..."
Ding ding dong.
Rumiko answers the door. Despite her puffy, red eyes, she's attractive.
"Hello Mrs. Nonako, is Rika at home? I heard she was sick and I'm really worried about her and IS SHE ALRIGHT!?"
Rumiko grips the frame of the door.
"She's gone."
Where did Rika go? What will Takato do without her? Was this twist really unexpected? I hope.
In case you are extremely sheltered or don't have slang where you live, a girl's "little friend" is her period. Yay for Rika! Too bad she's really ten and doesn't have that problem yet. But that only means that she can have sex without the fear of getting pregnant :D
Remember in Scary Movie when they're riding in the car and Greg is like "Oh yeah, I love it when you play with my ass" and Buffy was like "I'm not playing with your ass." and he's like "Ray!" and Ray is like "My bad" and you hear that pop >.> Yeah, that's where I got that. I'm so unoriginal ;(
Relations are sex, also stolen from a movie: The Nutty Professor.
Takato can almost compare to Fuckermon in penis size. Or maybe it's just an allergic reaction.