Some of it's light and fluffy, and some of it's worse. It gets a bit dark
in places. WARNINGS: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. Bloodplay, bad vampire stuff.
So if you go 'ew, blood', you can just mosey on along there. But it only
takes up about three paragraphs really. And there's some lovely romantic
stuff too. One, two, three, awwwww.
Virginia walked up to the DJ table and grabbed the mike. "Ok, people, this is how it works. Just to really annoy Snape, besides the naughty people who turned him into a person from a muggle tv show," looks over at the glaring Snape and snickers, "Tonight is a muggle thing. Muggle music, and in some of the other rooms, muggle Halloween movies are showing." Half hearted cheers. Virginia raised a disapproving eyebrow and vamped out, snarling. Someone screamed. "Ah, I just love that part where they scream, Spike. Should I sing, or drink?" She asked him, leaning back into his embrace.
"Sing, pet. I think that I want to hear you sing, and maybe later hear you scream." He dropped his voice to a husky whisper. Virginia shivered and covered the mike.
"Promise?"
"I usually keep my promises, pet." He purred.
"Good. Ok, off the stage, Biteless."
"Oh, I am so fucking wounded." He said melodramatically, holding a hand to his heart. "What?" He snarled at the surprised students. "We sing, pet?"
"Which one?" She fussed, smiling as she bent over to look at the CDs.
"A duet."
"Can you sing?"
"Once more with the dismissing comments! I can too sing!" He said, eyes wide looking at her with that 'yes, I'm annoying, but you love me anyway' look that guys specialize in. She doesn't fall. "Fuck." He got a pack of cigarettes out and lit one up, hands cupped around his face. "And this is not me being Spike, this is me being me." He looked up at Virginia's look of disapproval, then took a few more drags, thanking god for nicotine. Virginia sighed and slid a disc into the machine. "So what are we singing?"
"Duets."
"Yeah I know luv, but which one?" She pressed play.
"This one." She smiled as Cruisin' from 'Duets' filled the room. She listened for the prompter and opened her mouth to sing. Draco picked up the hint and took a breath.
"Baby, let's cruise." He sang into the mike Virginia handed him. His voice was a lot huskier and deeper then the magic prompt in their ears, she thought dreamily. Much sexier.
"Awaay from he-eeree." She answered him. He took another drag in his cigarette as she sang.
Doon't be confuu-uused." He sang back.
"The waa-ayy is cleee-eeaarr." He gave her a thumbs up as she matched the harmonics of the singer almost perfectly, same rises, same dips.
And they sang together now, Virginia closing her eyes in concentration. "And if you want it, you got it, forevee-eeerr, this is not a one night stand." At this phrase of lyrics, Draco grabbed Virginia's hand and squeezed it gently. She opened her eyes and smiled at him.
"Baby, yeah." Virginia mimicked the artist's extra bit.
"Soooo, let the music take your mind, just release and you will find, you're gonna fly away, glad you're going my way, I love it when we're cruisin' together." They sang, voices matched in harmony, his voice rough, hers sweet. Draco could see people staring at him. He supposed this was rather out of character for him. After all, he was the Big Bad, he laughed as he decided to take Spike's nickname. The Big Bad Slytherin, with the Deathmark and the non Gryffindor lovingness, loyalty, softness. He half smiled at Virginia as they finished and picked her up into his arms, dropping the mike, which hit the floor with an electronic whine. (A/N - know you ppl have heard this one, it's that I'm so close to the speakers, I just gotta give y'all some feedback noise to make your eardrums burst) He kicked it away so it stopped squealing at him and kept kissing her, her arms around his neck, his hands laced together under her bottom, to the sound of riotous applause.
"Yeah, Draco, fuck that gryff slut!" A male voice called. Both Virginia and Draco stopped, turned, vamped out and started sniffing.
"Let's go play." Virginia growled as she and Draco stepped down. The cheering paused and halted as the crowd backed away from them.
"Blood flows best when the owner's afraid. Oh, you fucking stupid bint. Bloody hell, but you are stupid. And about to be dead. Can't you just smell that 'drain me, I did it' scent pouring off him?" He whispered, smiling cruelly, as they came to a seventh year Slytherin boy, his eyes widening in fright. They both stared at him, eyes glowing, as he started to back away babbling apologies.
"Fun, much?" Virginia grinned as they advanced. "Can I have firsts? I'm starving." The tall seventh backed away more at the sight of two BtVS vampires on the hunt, 'cause let's face it, wizarding, classical vampires don't go all ridgy and 'grrrr'. The eyes light up, the teeth lengthen, but that's about all you're dealing with. The demons come out to play in the BtVS lot. Literally. "I shoulda ate before. Mel shoulda let me have some of her blood. She had lots." Virginia whined, still slightly put out by that. They stalked the seventh year, chivvying him towards the exit.
"C'mon pet. It's bad to play with your food." Draco grinned as he blocked off an escape route. A hand fell on his shoulder. He turned and snarled at Snape. "Go away. This is none of your affair." Draco turned back to helping Virginia herd the boy out of the room, his thoughts fully taken up with the idea of blood. He licked his lips as he stared, and Virginia whined angrily. "Oh, I'm all yours, my sweet. Just a tad hungry." He glanced over at her reassuringly. She smiled and lunged towards the boy, growling at him. The seventh year turned and bolted away, breath rasping harshly. "Ready, luv?" He asked her, the corner of his mouth twisted up into a smile.
"Give him a lil' longer. It makes the blood warmer." She concentrated on the sound of the boy running, then grinned at Draco. "Now." They both took off, Snape grasped for the end of Draco's duster and Draco without looking back, threw him into a wall. Draco and Virginia settled into an easy rhythm, enjoying the sound of the boy's terrified gasps as he fled.
Snape shook his head as he rose from the ground, a hand pressed to his throbbing, and he realized as he took his hand away and stared at his red fingers, bleeding temple. Damn. This was definitely not good. First, he was going to make sure those two did not kill that boy, although he deserved it. Second, he was going to stake Lupin's pet vampire. Maybe he'd experiment with the effects of holy water first. He knew he had some. Third, he'd fix Lupin, the vet way. Snape leaned against the wall and then started to run after his students.
"Fun! Fun! Fun!" Virginia caroled. "Catch him, now, I think!" She sprang and grabbed the boy's neck. He whimpered in fear as she forced him up against a wall, feet dangling. "Hungry, Spike?" She glanced coyly over her shoulder as Draco slowed to a stop behind her.
"In more ways then one." He breathed as he took in the sight of her. "In so many more bloody ways." He stepped up and leant her head back, tracing her jugular with his tongue.
"Mmmmm." Virginia purred. The boy just stared at them as the ridges receded, choking, but still really freaked out by the ridges and the whole ignoring him, about to kill him, but STILL MAKING OUT?!!!! Who did that? Seriously? Virginia turned back to the boy, smiling happily, gameface back in full force. "I'll have just a little drink. Then we can share."
"I'm not into sharing. I'll find my own, and here it is!" Draco grinned malevolently as the Dream Team and Cho started down the corridor towards them. "Revenge thy honor, my darling, on this one, and then I'll give you Potter."
"Ooh, Spike!" Virginia squealed. "You think of the best presents. How about I let this one go, and we just have them? Innocence is so much more fun." Draco nodded slowly. Virginia slipped back into her face and he did the same. She dropped the boy on his arse and he scrambled away on his hands and knees. "And don't you dare say anything like that again!" She yelled after him, giving him a kick to hurry him along. "I take Cho. Dirty slut. You can have Ron. Should I have Potter or Hermione?" She whispered to Draco as the oblivious students walked down towards them.
"I want to give you Potter."
"And I'll give you, do you want mudblood or skank?"
"I'll take the skank, unless you have plans for her?" They whispered to each other. Virginia started to beam.
"I knew there was a reason I hunted with you. I wanna kill a Slayer! But Harry's the next best thing! We split them up, and take them then. Hey people." Virginia said cheerfully, arm wrapped around Draco's waist. "We're playing Vampires. Wanna come out to play?" Draco just smiled coolly at them.
"No, we're going to the karaoke." Ron said, eyes glancing from Draco to his sister.
"Ok, we'll take you to it. Ya know Draco's got a very nice voice." Virginia rambled as they started to lead the others down and away from the karaoke. "It's true. We sang a duet, kinda sappy, kinda romantic."
"I'm still the Big Bad." Draco growled at her.
"Uh huh, Big Bad is groping my arse. Nice touchies." Then she yelped when he pinched her. "Ferret!" She whined angrily. "No pinching on the arse! We talked about this!"
"But your arse is so good." Draco whined back at her.
"Yeah, REAL Big Bad, whining like that." She scoffed. Ron gave a startled cough. "Like you don't talk like this with Herm, and if ya don't, your love life must be a boring thing!" Hermione and Ron stepped away from her, a tad shocked. "Draaacooo, Ron's being a prat! And Harry still hasn't said a word. Talk about Quidditch to them. That's a guy thing for you to talk about." Snape appeared out of the darkness.
"Damn, you just keep getting up, don't you?" Draco said to Snape slowly as he flexed his hands against each other, cracking his knuckles. "Believe me when I say it's not smart."
"Spike, I'm still hungry. Let's eat him too." Virginia came and stood next to him. "I mean, we let that guy go 'cause-"
"You let him go? Thank Merlin." Snape sighed in relief.
"But I really wanted to bite him, Spike." Virginia sniffed and stared at Snape hungrily. "He's bleeding. I smell it." She took a few steps forward. Draco inclined his head to one side, smiling as he watched her. Snape took a few steps backwards. "Want a drink, Spike? He's just filled with darkness. Dream team would be nice too, but innocence is overly sweet. And he's only one and they're four. Easier to catch." The four exchanged uneasy glances with each other. Was this just a game, or for real?
"Go ahead, luv. I just wanted to kill Potter, but you said you wanted to torture him." Harry's mouth dropped open in shock. "So many things to revenge on him, both of us."
"I know, Spike. We can catch them later." Virginia stalked the Potions Master, menacing him. She snarled and morphed out. Snape dug in his pocket for his wand. The Dream Team and Cho backed away, then ran. Draco looked over his shoulder and snarled in frustration.
"Damn it!"
"We can get them later baby, no biggie." She went to him and kissed him lightly, drawing circles on his back with the flat of her hand. Snape gaped at them. Virginia shook her head in puzzlement, and dropped out of gameface. She looked up at him, frowning. "Draco?"
"Me name's Spike, luv." Draco grinned at her, then he frowned as well. "No, it's not. I'm Draco Malfoy, not a vampire named Spike." Then his gaze took in Snape, who by now had his wand out. "Oh my god, Cin! We, we were going-"
"To eat them." She nodded, feeling really sick. Virginia put her hand to her mouth and dry retched a couple of times. "I, I, I, you, we-"
"Drank blood. And enjoyed it." Draco turned pale green. "We need to talk to Mel. And we need to apologise to a few people. My god, the charms just took over our minds."
"That was not said on the packaging!" Virginia freaked, screaming. "The book did not say use of this magic will turn you into a vampire!" She put her arms around him and clung to him, shivering, hiding her face in his chest.
"Luv? Not technically a vampire. Just humans with a pretense of being undead."
"And, and when you and Blaise fed from me, it felt so good, so intense!" She wailed into his shirt, wetting it with tears.
"I know luv, I know, shh, shh." He embraced her gently, rocking slightly to try and calm her down. Snape watched them and put his wand away. It was strange to see Draco being so comforting. "Not your fault. Not mine either."
"Draco? What about Blaise and Pansy? I used the same charms on them!" She looked up at him with horrified realization. "We have to go, NOW!" She spun herself from his arms and ran, gameface back on, nostrils wide for their scent.
"Sorry, professor. But we have the best chance of finding them." Draco shrugged, grinning slightly, before he took off after Virginia. Snape rubbed his head tiredly. Draco was one of his most troublesome students. He started after them, cursing.
Ooohh. Scaryness. Aren't they good? Off to save whoever Angelus and Darla have. My fic was deleted, so you won't get this chapter for a while. I await your reviews with anticipation. Hopefully, a lot of you will curse at ff.net for kicking the story off. But I shouldn't encourage you. I think that's what the problem was. Meh. Not impressed with them. So extremely not amused.
Virginia walked up to the DJ table and grabbed the mike. "Ok, people, this is how it works. Just to really annoy Snape, besides the naughty people who turned him into a person from a muggle tv show," looks over at the glaring Snape and snickers, "Tonight is a muggle thing. Muggle music, and in some of the other rooms, muggle Halloween movies are showing." Half hearted cheers. Virginia raised a disapproving eyebrow and vamped out, snarling. Someone screamed. "Ah, I just love that part where they scream, Spike. Should I sing, or drink?" She asked him, leaning back into his embrace.
"Sing, pet. I think that I want to hear you sing, and maybe later hear you scream." He dropped his voice to a husky whisper. Virginia shivered and covered the mike.
"Promise?"
"I usually keep my promises, pet." He purred.
"Good. Ok, off the stage, Biteless."
"Oh, I am so fucking wounded." He said melodramatically, holding a hand to his heart. "What?" He snarled at the surprised students. "We sing, pet?"
"Which one?" She fussed, smiling as she bent over to look at the CDs.
"A duet."
"Can you sing?"
"Once more with the dismissing comments! I can too sing!" He said, eyes wide looking at her with that 'yes, I'm annoying, but you love me anyway' look that guys specialize in. She doesn't fall. "Fuck." He got a pack of cigarettes out and lit one up, hands cupped around his face. "And this is not me being Spike, this is me being me." He looked up at Virginia's look of disapproval, then took a few more drags, thanking god for nicotine. Virginia sighed and slid a disc into the machine. "So what are we singing?"
"Duets."
"Yeah I know luv, but which one?" She pressed play.
"This one." She smiled as Cruisin' from 'Duets' filled the room. She listened for the prompter and opened her mouth to sing. Draco picked up the hint and took a breath.
"Baby, let's cruise." He sang into the mike Virginia handed him. His voice was a lot huskier and deeper then the magic prompt in their ears, she thought dreamily. Much sexier.
"Awaay from he-eeree." She answered him. He took another drag in his cigarette as she sang.
Doon't be confuu-uused." He sang back.
"The waa-ayy is cleee-eeaarr." He gave her a thumbs up as she matched the harmonics of the singer almost perfectly, same rises, same dips.
And they sang together now, Virginia closing her eyes in concentration. "And if you want it, you got it, forevee-eeerr, this is not a one night stand." At this phrase of lyrics, Draco grabbed Virginia's hand and squeezed it gently. She opened her eyes and smiled at him.
"Baby, yeah." Virginia mimicked the artist's extra bit.
"Soooo, let the music take your mind, just release and you will find, you're gonna fly away, glad you're going my way, I love it when we're cruisin' together." They sang, voices matched in harmony, his voice rough, hers sweet. Draco could see people staring at him. He supposed this was rather out of character for him. After all, he was the Big Bad, he laughed as he decided to take Spike's nickname. The Big Bad Slytherin, with the Deathmark and the non Gryffindor lovingness, loyalty, softness. He half smiled at Virginia as they finished and picked her up into his arms, dropping the mike, which hit the floor with an electronic whine. (A/N - know you ppl have heard this one, it's that I'm so close to the speakers, I just gotta give y'all some feedback noise to make your eardrums burst) He kicked it away so it stopped squealing at him and kept kissing her, her arms around his neck, his hands laced together under her bottom, to the sound of riotous applause.
"Yeah, Draco, fuck that gryff slut!" A male voice called. Both Virginia and Draco stopped, turned, vamped out and started sniffing.
"Let's go play." Virginia growled as she and Draco stepped down. The cheering paused and halted as the crowd backed away from them.
"Blood flows best when the owner's afraid. Oh, you fucking stupid bint. Bloody hell, but you are stupid. And about to be dead. Can't you just smell that 'drain me, I did it' scent pouring off him?" He whispered, smiling cruelly, as they came to a seventh year Slytherin boy, his eyes widening in fright. They both stared at him, eyes glowing, as he started to back away babbling apologies.
"Fun, much?" Virginia grinned as they advanced. "Can I have firsts? I'm starving." The tall seventh backed away more at the sight of two BtVS vampires on the hunt, 'cause let's face it, wizarding, classical vampires don't go all ridgy and 'grrrr'. The eyes light up, the teeth lengthen, but that's about all you're dealing with. The demons come out to play in the BtVS lot. Literally. "I shoulda ate before. Mel shoulda let me have some of her blood. She had lots." Virginia whined, still slightly put out by that. They stalked the seventh year, chivvying him towards the exit.
"C'mon pet. It's bad to play with your food." Draco grinned as he blocked off an escape route. A hand fell on his shoulder. He turned and snarled at Snape. "Go away. This is none of your affair." Draco turned back to helping Virginia herd the boy out of the room, his thoughts fully taken up with the idea of blood. He licked his lips as he stared, and Virginia whined angrily. "Oh, I'm all yours, my sweet. Just a tad hungry." He glanced over at her reassuringly. She smiled and lunged towards the boy, growling at him. The seventh year turned and bolted away, breath rasping harshly. "Ready, luv?" He asked her, the corner of his mouth twisted up into a smile.
"Give him a lil' longer. It makes the blood warmer." She concentrated on the sound of the boy running, then grinned at Draco. "Now." They both took off, Snape grasped for the end of Draco's duster and Draco without looking back, threw him into a wall. Draco and Virginia settled into an easy rhythm, enjoying the sound of the boy's terrified gasps as he fled.
Snape shook his head as he rose from the ground, a hand pressed to his throbbing, and he realized as he took his hand away and stared at his red fingers, bleeding temple. Damn. This was definitely not good. First, he was going to make sure those two did not kill that boy, although he deserved it. Second, he was going to stake Lupin's pet vampire. Maybe he'd experiment with the effects of holy water first. He knew he had some. Third, he'd fix Lupin, the vet way. Snape leaned against the wall and then started to run after his students.
"Fun! Fun! Fun!" Virginia caroled. "Catch him, now, I think!" She sprang and grabbed the boy's neck. He whimpered in fear as she forced him up against a wall, feet dangling. "Hungry, Spike?" She glanced coyly over her shoulder as Draco slowed to a stop behind her.
"In more ways then one." He breathed as he took in the sight of her. "In so many more bloody ways." He stepped up and leant her head back, tracing her jugular with his tongue.
"Mmmmm." Virginia purred. The boy just stared at them as the ridges receded, choking, but still really freaked out by the ridges and the whole ignoring him, about to kill him, but STILL MAKING OUT?!!!! Who did that? Seriously? Virginia turned back to the boy, smiling happily, gameface back in full force. "I'll have just a little drink. Then we can share."
"I'm not into sharing. I'll find my own, and here it is!" Draco grinned malevolently as the Dream Team and Cho started down the corridor towards them. "Revenge thy honor, my darling, on this one, and then I'll give you Potter."
"Ooh, Spike!" Virginia squealed. "You think of the best presents. How about I let this one go, and we just have them? Innocence is so much more fun." Draco nodded slowly. Virginia slipped back into her face and he did the same. She dropped the boy on his arse and he scrambled away on his hands and knees. "And don't you dare say anything like that again!" She yelled after him, giving him a kick to hurry him along. "I take Cho. Dirty slut. You can have Ron. Should I have Potter or Hermione?" She whispered to Draco as the oblivious students walked down towards them.
"I want to give you Potter."
"And I'll give you, do you want mudblood or skank?"
"I'll take the skank, unless you have plans for her?" They whispered to each other. Virginia started to beam.
"I knew there was a reason I hunted with you. I wanna kill a Slayer! But Harry's the next best thing! We split them up, and take them then. Hey people." Virginia said cheerfully, arm wrapped around Draco's waist. "We're playing Vampires. Wanna come out to play?" Draco just smiled coolly at them.
"No, we're going to the karaoke." Ron said, eyes glancing from Draco to his sister.
"Ok, we'll take you to it. Ya know Draco's got a very nice voice." Virginia rambled as they started to lead the others down and away from the karaoke. "It's true. We sang a duet, kinda sappy, kinda romantic."
"I'm still the Big Bad." Draco growled at her.
"Uh huh, Big Bad is groping my arse. Nice touchies." Then she yelped when he pinched her. "Ferret!" She whined angrily. "No pinching on the arse! We talked about this!"
"But your arse is so good." Draco whined back at her.
"Yeah, REAL Big Bad, whining like that." She scoffed. Ron gave a startled cough. "Like you don't talk like this with Herm, and if ya don't, your love life must be a boring thing!" Hermione and Ron stepped away from her, a tad shocked. "Draaacooo, Ron's being a prat! And Harry still hasn't said a word. Talk about Quidditch to them. That's a guy thing for you to talk about." Snape appeared out of the darkness.
"Damn, you just keep getting up, don't you?" Draco said to Snape slowly as he flexed his hands against each other, cracking his knuckles. "Believe me when I say it's not smart."
"Spike, I'm still hungry. Let's eat him too." Virginia came and stood next to him. "I mean, we let that guy go 'cause-"
"You let him go? Thank Merlin." Snape sighed in relief.
"But I really wanted to bite him, Spike." Virginia sniffed and stared at Snape hungrily. "He's bleeding. I smell it." She took a few steps forward. Draco inclined his head to one side, smiling as he watched her. Snape took a few steps backwards. "Want a drink, Spike? He's just filled with darkness. Dream team would be nice too, but innocence is overly sweet. And he's only one and they're four. Easier to catch." The four exchanged uneasy glances with each other. Was this just a game, or for real?
"Go ahead, luv. I just wanted to kill Potter, but you said you wanted to torture him." Harry's mouth dropped open in shock. "So many things to revenge on him, both of us."
"I know, Spike. We can catch them later." Virginia stalked the Potions Master, menacing him. She snarled and morphed out. Snape dug in his pocket for his wand. The Dream Team and Cho backed away, then ran. Draco looked over his shoulder and snarled in frustration.
"Damn it!"
"We can get them later baby, no biggie." She went to him and kissed him lightly, drawing circles on his back with the flat of her hand. Snape gaped at them. Virginia shook her head in puzzlement, and dropped out of gameface. She looked up at him, frowning. "Draco?"
"Me name's Spike, luv." Draco grinned at her, then he frowned as well. "No, it's not. I'm Draco Malfoy, not a vampire named Spike." Then his gaze took in Snape, who by now had his wand out. "Oh my god, Cin! We, we were going-"
"To eat them." She nodded, feeling really sick. Virginia put her hand to her mouth and dry retched a couple of times. "I, I, I, you, we-"
"Drank blood. And enjoyed it." Draco turned pale green. "We need to talk to Mel. And we need to apologise to a few people. My god, the charms just took over our minds."
"That was not said on the packaging!" Virginia freaked, screaming. "The book did not say use of this magic will turn you into a vampire!" She put her arms around him and clung to him, shivering, hiding her face in his chest.
"Luv? Not technically a vampire. Just humans with a pretense of being undead."
"And, and when you and Blaise fed from me, it felt so good, so intense!" She wailed into his shirt, wetting it with tears.
"I know luv, I know, shh, shh." He embraced her gently, rocking slightly to try and calm her down. Snape watched them and put his wand away. It was strange to see Draco being so comforting. "Not your fault. Not mine either."
"Draco? What about Blaise and Pansy? I used the same charms on them!" She looked up at him with horrified realization. "We have to go, NOW!" She spun herself from his arms and ran, gameface back on, nostrils wide for their scent.
"Sorry, professor. But we have the best chance of finding them." Draco shrugged, grinning slightly, before he took off after Virginia. Snape rubbed his head tiredly. Draco was one of his most troublesome students. He started after them, cursing.
Ooohh. Scaryness. Aren't they good? Off to save whoever Angelus and Darla have. My fic was deleted, so you won't get this chapter for a while. I await your reviews with anticipation. Hopefully, a lot of you will curse at ff.net for kicking the story off. But I shouldn't encourage you. I think that's what the problem was. Meh. Not impressed with them. So extremely not amused.