Disclaimer: I didn't write Digimon. I'm a sad, sad, strange little girl.

Nothing much to say, no humor in this, really. I'm sorry. What kind of parody is this!? Shut your fucking face uncle fucker ;(

Takato looks over at Rika's desk. "Empty.."

Henry sits next to him. "Still no sign of her?"

Takato shakes his head. He watches the dark clouds outside. "Maybe Jeri was right."

"I wasn't lying about Rika and Ryo."

"In fact... they're eloping."

Smack. "Ow!"

"Takato, do you actually believe that bimbo? She wants you for herself. She'd say anything to keep you and Rika apart." Henry looks at him. "If you truly loved Rika, you would trust her feelings for you. Are you really going to hurt her like that?"

He sighs. "Takato.. you're not helping anyone."

Takato meets his gaze. "You're right." He squats down in the corner and holds his head. "But you didn't have to hit me so hard!"

Henry sweatdrops.

"But.." Takato smiles faintly. "I do love her. And I want to help. I promised to protect her and..."

"And?"

"I'm going to find her."

Rika..

I love you, Rika.

Why won't you touch me?

Rika?

"Shut up!" Rika screams, covering her ears. Her body aches from the cold, wet night she spent in an alley.

She falls to her knees and begins to cry. "What's happening to me?" Rain sprinkles lightly. "After Ryo, I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt me ever again.. I used to be so strong, I could take this."

Her fingers dig into the mud. "Now look at me," she sobs. "Crying on the ground, sulking over some boy. You are so weak!"

She coughs and her arms buckle. "Rika... you are so.." She collapses in the slush.

"Aw..." A voice coos from behind her. "Poor baby."

Rika's eyes stare blankly into the darkness ahead.

"What's wrong?" The voice taunts. "Thinking about Takato?"

Takato...

Rika whips around and grabs the figure's ankle. "Shut your fucking mouth." She says through clenched teeth. She digs her nails into its flesh.

Silence.

Rika looks up. The short, stumpy digimon is the same color as Fuckermon. A halo of hair covers its bottom half. It cackles.

Rika gasps. "Who are you?"

"Who am I?" The digimon snickers. Music. "Ai to seigino! Digi fuku bishoujo senshi- Clitmon wa!" Clitmon puts her V-ed fingers over her eye. "Tsuki ni kawatte.." She points to Rika. "Oshiokiyo!"

"Right.." Rika inches away. What the hell is this thing?

A high-heeled foot slams between Rika's legs. "Where do you think you're going?" Clitmon's eyes glitter hungrily. She snaps a rope tightly between her hands. "I've got plans for you."

"Aw, Henry!" Terriermon whines. "She's Takato's woman, why do we have to look for her?"

Henry peeks under a rock. "Because she's our friend."

"Your friend," Terriermon mutters.

They search around the school playground.

"Chill, brotha," Culumon says, jumping on Henry's shoulder. He takes Henry's sunglasses and puts them on. "Big pimpin."

Terriermon hops out from under a bush. "Why are we looking for Rika on a playground? She's too mature to hang around here."

Henry rubs his chin. "Hm.. I don't...know.." He wanders into a cove under the jungle gym.

"Ah!"

"What?" Terriermon jumps up.

Henry pulls a cardboard box from a shelf in the cave. He take the top off and grins. "Digimon cards!"

"Wah! Let's play!"

"Yeah!"

"I call Fuckermon!"

"I don't sense her anywhere," Renamon snarls, appearing next to Takato. "Where is she!?"

"Don't worry," Takato says softly. "She couldn't have gone far."

"Mmm."

Lightning.

"She left. Everything was happening and she just left me!" Takato fidgets with his digivice. A tear hits his hand. "I gave her everything I had and..and..." He breathes. "It's so hard."

Renamon stops. "Aren't you being selfish? Did you even consider her feelings?"

Takato looks at her. "Renamon?"

"I know you don't mean her harm, but you can't tame her. She needs to be accepted by someone she cares about. She needs someone who understands her. And underneath everything," Renamon turns to him. "I think you do."

Takato breathes. "Renamon, I-"

Beep. Beep.

"It's Rika. She's waiting for you."

Takato hesitastes. A raindrop wets his head.

"Go!" Renamon cries.

Takato takes a couple steps back before turning and running into the rain.

Where did Clitmon take Rika? How come everyone is giving such long, inspirational speeches? Why does it always rain when something dramatic it happens? Because it makes it all the more dramatic! Read on for more drama.

But Rooooorraaaaa if the ficcy is called Taming Rika how come Renamon just said that Rika couldn't be tamed? Because Renamon wants to confuse the hell out of Takato and you ;( There WILL be taming, just you wait cackle taming.. with whips and... so many ideas ;