Hogwarts Ancients and Moderns (Scene 3)
Umm I have decided to uh, no longer have the telepathic things for the people in the individual hikari/yami pairs (not yaoi its just easier to say) because there were to many of them and I know this is lazy but I, Weirdo, am lazier than a lion in the shade.
Y.Bakura: I am so graciously going to do Weirdo's disclaimer because Jonas is to stupid to comprehend such a thing.
Jonas: What!!!!
Y.Bakura: Yuugiou does Not belong to Weirdo and so I won't be getting my hair cut like it was in Egypt….(sadly)
ME: --U
Seto or Seth telepathic speak (hello!!) and other people's thoughts 'hello!!'
§
JOU'S HOUSE
As Jou and Jonas reached Jou's apartment building Jonas noticed a motorbike in the park, he not being able to know what it was, he did the most logical thing, he asked Jou what it was " Hikari, do you know what that thingamajig over there is?
"Huh, what." He looked over to the bike and gasped, "Oh shit, that's Honda's Bike," he practically wheezed out. " What am I going to do, and what am I going to about you"
During this Jonas had gone over to the bike, and was currently trying to figure out what it was exactly. Then the unthinkable happened, Honda came out of the building. "Hey, Jou. What are you doing?" Honda said asking 'Jou'.
"I am doing nothing of your concern" Jonas replied
Suddenly, the real Jou came up behind Honda and said " I uh, see you have met my, uh, cousin" Jou said. 'Ya, cousin, sure like he will believe that' Jou thought pessimistically.
"Oh, your cousin. I can see the family resemblance" "but why is he acting like Bakura did when he first saw my bike." Honda asked, amazing Jou with his ignorance toward the outside world.
"So this is a bike, a very genius getaway animal for when you get into a bind, huh." There was a pause in Jonas's speech, "Well me and Jou really must be going to School so goodbye friendly mortal. I will spare you when the Pharaoh lets me have his world." With that Jonas dragged a shocked Jou to the apartment building on their left.
§
"I liked that mortal, he can be my right hand man when the Pharaoh comes to his senses, and he can bring his bike." Jonas remarked as they entered Jou's apartment.
"Ya, whatever. I am going to go get some clothes and I have some that will fit you. I am going to let you watch the TV and I am also going to let you sit on the couch and play with the remote, as long as you don't press these buttons." Jou said as he showed he Tv and how it worked and showed him that he shouldn't push the Power, Record, or sound buttons so he wouldn't yell at Jou while he was busy.
§
About an hour later Jou came out of his room with a duffle bag full of stuff that Jonas said they had to bring after he discovered it. Though Jou absolutely refused to bring the blender, the toaster, the meat tenderizer and the electric turkey carver. Then when he asked the former assassin lord why he wanted to bring these items, he answered, "they seem to be good weapons."
"God damn it, where is my Gameboy. God I want my Gameboy" Jou screamed after not being able to find his precious (A/N: I want one SO bad but alas the Christmas master hath not bringeth me one.) handheld gamemaster. And suddenly his Gameboy poofed into the weary boys hand. At this the fearless Jou screeched and threw it out the window.
'oh no the Game-Boy, I am so STUPID' Jou thought "I want the Gameboy back I am so stupid' then another Gameboy popped into his hand. At this Jou looked at the replica and then out the window. He saw the remnants of his old one. He then wondered 'what about that one' and suddenly the remains of his old one appeared in is other hand. At this Jou could not help but gape at the new power he saw that he held. (A/N: Aww the corniness, which is now ruined) "THIS IS SO COOL" he screamed. Which made jonas cme running in and scream to.
This made Jou realize something, wasn't Jonas acting immensely menacing when they were at Yugi's and Now that he was here Jonas was just acting like a Marik high on sugar? "Jonas why are you acting all weird" he asked
Jonas thought a while as if trying to figure out what he meant " I am not acting weird I just have a bad history with your friends, that's all"
"that makes sense, but um did you try to kill Marik or something because he seemed all freaked out when he saw you" Jou asked a question, again.
" uh actually , you can't tell anyone about what really happened though, it was an accident, I had been playing with my new knife that I had just taken from a certain high priest/brother on the street. You see I had been in a bar at the time it was where most criminals went and I threw it at the wall and that idiot just happened to be walking by and the knife almost hit him in the temple." A breath "As you already know, I was the Assassin Lord and he thought I had marked him for death. And well it became kind of a running joke for me, but a death threat to him." Jonas took a deep breath and sighed.
"Well it was kind of funny the way he squeaked, he is usually the most dangerous of the group. And he doesn't squeak." Jou said joking the last sentence as if it was a second thought.
"Well we should be going, we are going to be riding in my new mercedes convertible, 'kay" Jou said finishing up packing.
" ?"
"Yep, time to put these new powers to work" Jou said laughing
"Okay, then can I transport the Blender of Doom to the school when we get there" Jonas asked trying to be cute, but cute doesn't work on psycho killers and it turned out looking creepy.
"uh……sure" Jou said grimacing at his ill minded decision.
And a loud YAY was heard as they left the building for the magic school bus (A/N: Ms. Frizzle hehehe)
§ § §
ME: Well that was the chapter, that that one review asked for thanks for the reviews though, even though they where few and far between.
Y.Bakura: So tell me what you thought of the story and about the part where Jonas almost KILLED my only friend in Egypt.
Jonas: Didn't you hear, it was an ACCIDENT
Look a box