Katwings: Kyko.... Sam.... I'm sorry, it was calling to me. So I give you my parodies, Yusuke the punk ass Hero to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and Kuwa-baby to the tune of Santa-baby. Forgive me. I'm beating myself up for writing this.
Yusuke the Punk-Ass Hero.
Yusuke the Punk ass Hero,
Had a very mighty gun,
And if you ever saw him,
You might as well just run.
All of the other detectives,
Always used to call him slow,
They never let poor Yusuke,
Be the center of the show.
Then one sunny Saint Patty's Day,
Koenma came to say,
"Yusuke with your gun of might,
Won't you lead my team to fight?"
Then the detectives loved him,
And they threatened to kick his ass,
Yusuke the Punk Ass Hero,
You're still not going to pass.
Kuwa-Baby. ...Don't kill me it's yaoi, it's what I do best............
Kuwa-Baby, slip a flower under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful nice guy,
Kuwa-Baby, Hurry up to my room tonight.
Kuwa-Baby, Drop a laser gun too, light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Kuwa-Baby, Hurry to my room tonight.
Think of all the fun I missed,
Kickin' ass, getting you pissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you check off my christmas list.
Kuwa-Honey, I wanna get caught,
And really that's not alot,
I've been a demon all year,
Kuwa-baby, hurry up to my room tonight.
Kuwa-cutie, there's one thing I really need, the deed.
To a plex of my hand,
Kuwa-Cutie, hurry up to my room tonight.
Kuwa-Baby, please be mine,
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Kuwa-Baby, Hurry up to my room tonight.
Come and help trim my tree,
With decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,too.
Kuwa-Baby, Forgot to mention one little thing, a ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Kuwa-Baby, Hurry up to my room tonight,
Hurry up to my room tonight,
Hurry up to my room tonight.
Kitty-wings: Love me? Hate me? Sammy..... Kyko.... I fear for my life.