While Kurt, Amanda, and Freddy were playing video games, and Bobby and Pietro were watching Jean, Johnny and Kitty were on the other side of the fair, looking at the farm animals.
"Awww, isn't it, like, the cutest pig you've ever, like seen?" Kitty asked Johnny as he walked up next to her. Johnny grinned as he looked at the pig.
"That there pig will make a good plate of bacon one day, sheila," Johnny said in response. Kitty's eyes widened in horror and she turned to look at the older boy.
"Like, how could you say such a thing?" She asked horrified. Johnny pointed at the sign.
"Sign says so," he replied blatantly. She looked at where he was pointing and read the sign that said the pig would one day become bacon. She grabbed him by the arm and started to pull him away.
"Let's like go look at something else, like the horses!" Kitty said as she spotted the large, majestic beasts staring over the fence of their pens. She squealed in delight when one of the horses nuzzled her with its nose.
"It's so cute!" She exclaimed as she rubber the horse's forehead area. Johnny had to resist making some remark about a glue factory, so he just grinned his signature grin and nodded. He dragged a foot around the ground in a circular motion before realizing that the ground was covered with straw.
"Hey, did you know that the ground is covered with straw?" Johnny asked her as he pulled out his lighter. Kitty looked at him with a confused look on her face.
"Yea, why?" she asked, looking at him in puzzlement. He grinned and flicked open his lighter.
"JOHNNY! NO!" She yelped as he lit the lighter. He pouted slightly and put the lighter away.
"Can we go do something else? I'm getting' bored sheila," Johnny stated as he started to walk around in circles. Kitty laughed in spite of the fact that what he had just done a second ago had seriously scared her.
"Let's go look at the, like, cows!" Kitty squealed in glee as she started skipping off towards the cow barn. Johnny's eyes lit up.
"Perfect idea sheila! We'll have hamburgers for lunch!" Johnny exclaimed as he followed Kitty. Kitty stopped to look at him.
"We are not eating the milk cows John! Anyways, I'm, like a vegetarian," Kitty informed as she started off towards the cows once more. Johnny looked disappointed and followed her, muttering about how he didn't understand vegetarians as he did.
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Everything had been fine when they had entered the cow barn. The cows were all tied to the side of the barn, mooing as cows do, and looking at everyone rather stupidly. Kitty was squealing about how cute the cows were, and Johnny was making comments under his breath about how much better they'd be as burgers. There were so many cows that they had to use two barns for them all. It was when the two teens had entered the second cow barn that it happened. They had gotten about half way through the barn, Kitty still squealing and Johnny still making remarks under his breath when they passed a bored looking cow. At first glance, one thought that the cow was tethered to the side of the barn, but in fact it had somehow gotten untied. It was just after Johnny and Kitty had passed the cow that it had decided to follow them. Kitty was a few steps ahead of Johnny, and hadn't seen the cow, but everyone had heard it moo. Johnny turned to look at the creature and almost screamed.
"Uh, sheila, the cow is loose," Johnny informed Kitty as he started slowly backing away from the mammal. Kitty giggled when she saw Johnny backing away.
"John, it's just a cow. She's, like, perfectly harmless," Kitty declared as she approached the bovine and started petting it. Johnny eyed the beast before deciding that it was indeed harmless. As he stepped toward the cow, it let out a loud "moo" and Johnny yelped and jumped backwards. It was then that the person who owned the cow noticed that it had escaped.
"Oh my gosh, thank you so much," the young girl said as she ran down the hall towards them. Kitty smiled and handed the rope that was attached to the cow's collar to the girl.
"It was, like, no problem," Kitty said as she walked back towards Johnny. Johnny glared at the cow's retreating back, pulled out his lighter and shook it at the cow. Kitty grabbed his arm and tugged on it.
"Leave the cow alone, it, like didn't do anything to you," Kitty commanded him as she walked past him. Johnny muttered and glared at the cow one last time for good measure.
"You should all be turned into hamburgers," Johnny told the cows as he walked out after Kitty. One of the cows mooed in response to Johnny, and he took off after Kitty like a bat out of hell. Kitty laughed as she saw Johnny running out of the barn.
"Did the cows, like, scare you Johnny?" she asked him, shaking with laughter. Johnny glared at her and shook his lighter threateningly.
"If it weren't for the fact that you're dating one o' my mates, I'd lit you up like a hamburger," Johnny threatened. That got more giggles out of Kitty and she almost fell to the ground laughing. Johnny was just about to flick on his lighter to show that he meant it when it was thrown from his hand by an invisible force.
"What the…." Johnny stared as he watched the lighter sail off to some unknown place. "Aw man, that was one of my favorite lighters." He looked over to see that the source of the invisible force had been Jean. Johnny looked at her with confusion and then took note of the bewildered look in her eyes.
"G'day sheila," Johnny greeted her.
"Johnny! Kitty! We have to leave! Logan sent us here because its cannibal day at the fair and the he thought we'd all get eaten by the cannibals, so then he could get the Professor's inheritance and Ororo!" Jean ranted at them. The other two teens stared at her in confusion.
"Um Jean, are you, like alright? I think you, like, got hit in the head or something," Kitty said as she walked towards the redhead.
"Maybe we should take the sheila back to the Professor and Magneto," Johnny suggested. Kitty nodded in agreement and both started to advance towards Jean. Unfortunately Jean thought that they were going to try and feed her to the cannibals, and threw them bother back with her telekinesis before running off.
"Well that was, like weird," Kitty said as she got up off the ground. Johnny nodded and stared off in the direction that Jean had run.
"Like, maybe we should follow her, or something," Kitty suggested.
"And what? Get thrown onto the ground each time we tried to get to her? No I don't think we should," Johnny said, shaking his head.
"Ok, then, like what do you want to do?" Kitty asked. Johnny pointed at the Farris Wheel.
"I wanna go on that!" he exclaimed as he started walking briskly towards it. Kitty giggled and followed him.
"You are so weird John!" She exclaimed as she caught up with him. He only grinned and nodded in agreement.
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"Awww, isn't it, like, the cutest pig you've ever, like seen?" Kitty asked Johnny as he walked up next to her. Johnny grinned as he looked at the pig.
"That there pig will make a good plate of bacon one day, sheila," Johnny said in response. Kitty's eyes widened in horror and she turned to look at the older boy.
"Like, how could you say such a thing?" She asked horrified. Johnny pointed at the sign.
"Sign says so," he replied blatantly. She looked at where he was pointing and read the sign that said the pig would one day become bacon. She grabbed him by the arm and started to pull him away.
"Let's like go look at something else, like the horses!" Kitty said as she spotted the large, majestic beasts staring over the fence of their pens. She squealed in delight when one of the horses nuzzled her with its nose.
"It's so cute!" She exclaimed as she rubber the horse's forehead area. Johnny had to resist making some remark about a glue factory, so he just grinned his signature grin and nodded. He dragged a foot around the ground in a circular motion before realizing that the ground was covered with straw.
"Hey, did you know that the ground is covered with straw?" Johnny asked her as he pulled out his lighter. Kitty looked at him with a confused look on her face.
"Yea, why?" she asked, looking at him in puzzlement. He grinned and flicked open his lighter.
"JOHNNY! NO!" She yelped as he lit the lighter. He pouted slightly and put the lighter away.
"Can we go do something else? I'm getting' bored sheila," Johnny stated as he started to walk around in circles. Kitty laughed in spite of the fact that what he had just done a second ago had seriously scared her.
"Let's go look at the, like, cows!" Kitty squealed in glee as she started skipping off towards the cow barn. Johnny's eyes lit up.
"Perfect idea sheila! We'll have hamburgers for lunch!" Johnny exclaimed as he followed Kitty. Kitty stopped to look at him.
"We are not eating the milk cows John! Anyways, I'm, like a vegetarian," Kitty informed as she started off towards the cows once more. Johnny looked disappointed and followed her, muttering about how he didn't understand vegetarians as he did.
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Everything had been fine when they had entered the cow barn. The cows were all tied to the side of the barn, mooing as cows do, and looking at everyone rather stupidly. Kitty was squealing about how cute the cows were, and Johnny was making comments under his breath about how much better they'd be as burgers. There were so many cows that they had to use two barns for them all. It was when the two teens had entered the second cow barn that it happened. They had gotten about half way through the barn, Kitty still squealing and Johnny still making remarks under his breath when they passed a bored looking cow. At first glance, one thought that the cow was tethered to the side of the barn, but in fact it had somehow gotten untied. It was just after Johnny and Kitty had passed the cow that it had decided to follow them. Kitty was a few steps ahead of Johnny, and hadn't seen the cow, but everyone had heard it moo. Johnny turned to look at the creature and almost screamed.
"Uh, sheila, the cow is loose," Johnny informed Kitty as he started slowly backing away from the mammal. Kitty giggled when she saw Johnny backing away.
"John, it's just a cow. She's, like, perfectly harmless," Kitty declared as she approached the bovine and started petting it. Johnny eyed the beast before deciding that it was indeed harmless. As he stepped toward the cow, it let out a loud "moo" and Johnny yelped and jumped backwards. It was then that the person who owned the cow noticed that it had escaped.
"Oh my gosh, thank you so much," the young girl said as she ran down the hall towards them. Kitty smiled and handed the rope that was attached to the cow's collar to the girl.
"It was, like, no problem," Kitty said as she walked back towards Johnny. Johnny glared at the cow's retreating back, pulled out his lighter and shook it at the cow. Kitty grabbed his arm and tugged on it.
"Leave the cow alone, it, like didn't do anything to you," Kitty commanded him as she walked past him. Johnny muttered and glared at the cow one last time for good measure.
"You should all be turned into hamburgers," Johnny told the cows as he walked out after Kitty. One of the cows mooed in response to Johnny, and he took off after Kitty like a bat out of hell. Kitty laughed as she saw Johnny running out of the barn.
"Did the cows, like, scare you Johnny?" she asked him, shaking with laughter. Johnny glared at her and shook his lighter threateningly.
"If it weren't for the fact that you're dating one o' my mates, I'd lit you up like a hamburger," Johnny threatened. That got more giggles out of Kitty and she almost fell to the ground laughing. Johnny was just about to flick on his lighter to show that he meant it when it was thrown from his hand by an invisible force.
"What the…." Johnny stared as he watched the lighter sail off to some unknown place. "Aw man, that was one of my favorite lighters." He looked over to see that the source of the invisible force had been Jean. Johnny looked at her with confusion and then took note of the bewildered look in her eyes.
"G'day sheila," Johnny greeted her.
"Johnny! Kitty! We have to leave! Logan sent us here because its cannibal day at the fair and the he thought we'd all get eaten by the cannibals, so then he could get the Professor's inheritance and Ororo!" Jean ranted at them. The other two teens stared at her in confusion.
"Um Jean, are you, like alright? I think you, like, got hit in the head or something," Kitty said as she walked towards the redhead.
"Maybe we should take the sheila back to the Professor and Magneto," Johnny suggested. Kitty nodded in agreement and both started to advance towards Jean. Unfortunately Jean thought that they were going to try and feed her to the cannibals, and threw them bother back with her telekinesis before running off.
"Well that was, like weird," Kitty said as she got up off the ground. Johnny nodded and stared off in the direction that Jean had run.
"Like, maybe we should follow her, or something," Kitty suggested.
"And what? Get thrown onto the ground each time we tried to get to her? No I don't think we should," Johnny said, shaking his head.
"Ok, then, like what do you want to do?" Kitty asked. Johnny pointed at the Farris Wheel.
"I wanna go on that!" he exclaimed as he started walking briskly towards it. Kitty giggled and followed him.
"You are so weird John!" She exclaimed as she caught up with him. He only grinned and nodded in agreement.
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HomeGrown: I want ya'll tah vote wether ya want Jean tah die or not.