A/N: Look everybody , a second chapter!

Disclaimer: 'Sherk 2' belongs to DreamWorks.

'Shrek 2': the messed up scenes!

The Poison Apple scene

"Uh, excuse me, I'm looking for the ugly stepsister?" said King Harold uncertainly.

The woman behind the bar turned around and it was…

"Princess Cinderella?! What are you doing here?!" cried in surprise the King.

"Doris tricked me!" said the pretty girl, and from the shadows came an evil cackle.

"Cut!" shouted the director, "Doris, come out!" he yelled at the dark corner and to Cinderella he said, "It's Ok, Cindy, you can go."

Cinderella happily walked away, while Doris grumpily went behind the bar.

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The Forest scene

"Ha-ha!" called out Puss in Boots, "fear me, if you dare!" and he hissed.

"We fear, alright." Said Shrek in a grave tone.

"Yeah." Said Donkey.

Then they looked at each other and burst laughing on the ground.

"Cut!" cried the desperate director.

Puss put back his sword in its scabbard, "Senor Director, if you need me to do real acting, I'll be in my tent." And walked away.

"Why me?" the director asked no one in particular.

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The Forest scene 2

"Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from…Zoro!" said a Spanish man with black clothing and a mask.

"Huh?!" was the confused respond of the ogre and donkey.

"Cut!" shouted Director, "who are you?" he asked the man.

"Zoro!" he answered proudly.

"Get the hell out of this set!" Director yelled, and the troll bodyguards kicked away the Spanish…literally.

"Let's do it again!" the director barked.

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The taking the potion scene

Donkey was in a Spiderman outfit designed for him.

"My Donkey senses are tingling all over!" he declares before laughing along with Shrek and Puss.

"Cut!" cried the director, "Donkey! Stop fooling around!" he scolded.

"OK!"

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The Warehouse scene

"Donkey?" said human Shrek,"you're a…"

"A stallion, baby!" said proudly horse Donkey, "look what I can do!"

And he ran in circles around himself, inevitably falling, "oh, I'm seeing double…" he swayed, grinning idiotically...

"Cut!" shouted Director for what seemed the 29th time today.

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The take away clothes scene

"Thank you Gentlemen! One day I will repay you unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget!" said Shrek for the new clothes him 'barrowed' from the noblemen.

Donkey reread up and threw down Puss, and rode away with Shrek.

Puss, being thrown for the 5th time today, started cussing in Spanish, instead of only muttering angrily in Spanish about Donkey.

"Cut!" Shouted quickly the director, "Puss! Keep it clean!"

."All right, Senor Director," bowed politely Puss

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A/N: next up, chapter 3!

Director: When my mother told me to be a doctor, I should've listened!

OK…anyway, please review!