A/N: Look its chapter 3!

Disclaimer: 'Sherk 2' belongs to DreamWorks.

'Shrek 2': the messed up scenes!

The Dungeon scene

Donkey whirled back and forward,for howfar his bounds can move.

He finally said,"Hey, this is sorta fun!", Shrek and Puss shook their heads.

"Cut!" the director shouted.

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The Dungeon scene 2

After Donkey and Shrek said their lines properly, there was Puss's turn.

But he wasn't there.

"Cut!" said Director, "Puss!" he shouted at the corner where the cat was encircled with a bunch of the girls on the set.

"You can flirt later, now come on!"

"Si, Senor Director! Coming!" he said, and he winked the girls.

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The Dungeon scene 3

"Excuse me?" a muffled voice said.

"What? Puss!" Shrek scolded the cat and he spit out Blind Mouse No. 1.

"Sorry, but a cat is a cat," Puss chuckled and a minute later he burped and a single blond wing came out.

"The Emperor's songbird!" one of the camera men shouted.

"Cut! Puss, don't eat the crew!"

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The breaking into the castle scene

Gingy was on top of his creation, "No!"

But instead of a low voice, it was a very creaky voice, "Be good…"

"Eh? What?!" Gingy jumped to shore at the sight of a monster in the water and not his Mongo.

"Cut!" Director shouted, "All right," he turned to the film crew, "who invited E.T. without permission?"

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The breaking into the castle scene 2

Puss shouted to Shrek,"Go! Go! Your lady needs you!"

He turned to the on coming guards, lowered his hat and said, "My name is Puss in Boots, you killed my father, prepare to die."

"Cut!" the director shouted, "What the heck, Puss?!"

"Sorry, always wanted to say that." Puss chuckled.

The director sighed, "Let's do it again!"

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A/N: that's it for this chapter!

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