Monkeys of the Furibbean

by fuzzner41

Furzzabeth is taken by furryossa and his crew when Will Fuzzner and Jack Lemur go to save her along with Furzzabeth's odd talking sqirrel but it will be hard going after a monkey so hairy no even 20 razors could shave one arm pit

1. Furzzabeth and Fuzzner

Monkeys of the Furibbean

Curse of the black gorilla

Chapter one: Furzzabeth meets will Fuzzner

"Frodo, Frodo a hobbits life for me," said young Furzzabeth.

"Furzzabeth how many times do I have to tell you, you are not a hobbit you are but a hairless monkey looking slightly like an oversized rodent?" Said Governor Swann

(Governor Swann laughs to himself)

"Actually I find myself quite interesting."

"Yes that's what concerns me; well actually it more scares me come to think of it," said Governor Swann.

"You both scare me," yelled Gibbs.

"Look daddy! There's a monkey in the water and he's furless too!" Elizabeth yelled happily.

"Elizabeth I think there's something wrong with you that's the furriest um... thing I have ever seen."

"Get that fur ball on deck at once," exclaimed Furrington.

(Furrington and governor swan get him onto the ship)

"Furzzabeth, you're in charge of the fur ball so then if he attacks you'll be the first to die." Said Governor Swann

(Furzzabeth talks to the fur ball)

"Well don't you have a name? Said Furzzabeth, or maybe you don't have a name; I would have a hard time naming my son too if he looked like you,"

"My name is Will, Will Fuzzner and I wouldn't be talking if I were you. I mean come on your hairless. Hey you kind look like an oversized rodent." Said Will very offended.

(Furzzabeth wakes up from her dream)

"I can remember that day as if it were just yesterday."

"You do know you're talking to yourself and that was just yesterday," said Furzzabeth's odd talking squirrel.

"Oh... Right wait min. squirrels can't talk!"

(Suddenly there is a knock at the door Governor Swan comes in)

"Furzzabeth I have a present for you," said governor swan quite happily

(Furzzabeth opens it)

"Oh daddy it's wonderful, it's what I always wanted an elephant pooh dress!"

(She tries it on)

"Daddy is it supposed to smell this bad?"

"Well I've heard it's the latest fashion in the Furibbean,"

"Well women in the Furibbean must have learned not to breathe!"

"Governor Swan you have a visitor, it's the fur ball," said the butler

"Ya know he does have a name," yelled governor swan disgusted.

"Ya like I said the fur ball is here!"

(Goes down to find will waiting at the door)