"Have you ever heard of the happy tree friends?" Will questioned.
"The happy what?" said Governor Swann very confused
"Oh never mind!! Anyways this sword is so sharp even the happy tree friends would not accept it."
"The happy what?"
"Oh never mind!! What im trying to say is be careful it's very sharp I once dropped it and nearly shaved off all of my back hairs."
"How did it get to your back?" Governor Swann questioned
"Well I don't know o never mind that I must be on my way!"
"No, no, no!! you're doing it all wrong you're not supposed to be talking about happy tree friends and you're not supposed to be "on your way" You're supposed to wait for Furzzabeth to come downstairs and tell you about her dream about you!! Said a very mad Will TURNER.
"Who's Furzzabeth? Who are you, you seem some what familiar" said Legoles
"Who am I? This my story what are you tow doing in it?
"My love we shall be together forever! Wait a min. you aren't my love. Where am I who are you?" said Paris
"Okay this getting scary! Let's get back to the story," said Will Fuzzner
"Hey Legoles can I get your autograph im quite a big fan," asked Governor Swann
(Furzzabeth comes down the stairs)
"Furzzabeth you smell horrible," Screamed Will.
"I thought what we ha was special!" Cried Furzzabeth
"You're the only special thing I see. Yet that smell intrigues me I love you I have been thinking and now I realize you're the only furless thing for me!" said Will.
"Furzzabeth, we have to go this instant!' yelled Governor Swann.
"Good bye Fuzzner," Said Furzzabeth
"How many times must I tell you to call me will babe?"
"Good bye will babe!"
(Leaves as will watches sadly as she drives away)
(Now Jack is coming on his ship)
De de de de de de do do do do
Please!! Stop brain washing me with that obnoxious squirrel music I thought we had already agreed if you don't play your squirrel talk then I give you free acorns!" Said Jack extremely annoyed.
"Fine!" said Fabio (another one of Furzzabeth's odd talking squirrels)
Dun dun dun dun duna dun dun dun
Jack: Now that's more like it! Bloody furballs! The ship is sinkin-
"No, no, no, don't say furballs that's will nick name," said Pafoofta (a very, very extremely odd squirrel of Furzzabeth's)
"Well sorry Miss "I know everything" said Poppet (an even odder squirrel)
"Was I even talking to you?" Screamed Pafoofta
"Bloody cheese chunks!" said Jack.
"Bloody cheese chunks!? That worse than furball you could at least come up with a decent one! Yelled Pafoofta.
"Bloody fish head! The ship is sinking! Ahh and theres a shark slash whale slash beaver slash dolphin slash seal." said Jack.
"Enough already it's not a shark slash whale slash dolphin slash beaver slash seal it's an octopus ya ding bat!" Said the middle hanging pirate on the rock.
"Oh right!
(He tries to get the water out goes back on top of his ship and barely reaches the dock)
"It's a hairball to tie Ur boat up to the dock." Said the Harbour Master.
"Ya I know that why I didn't tie it, I figured it would be better if I just let it sink," said Jack.
(Back to Furzzabeth and furrington)