"May I have moment Furzzabeth, I must speak my mind you have become a hairless women and come to think of it you look slight like an oversized rodent," said Furrington.
"Ahh! How dare you say that to me! You! You, well I can't think of anything to call you, but give me five min. and im sure I will think of something great." Said Furzzabeth
(Mean while back to jack he goes down the dock and meets up with the two guards)
"Hey! You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, well actually I don't know who you are. I knew you looked familiar, oh and by the way this dock is off limits to furvillians." Said Murtogg
"Um iv completely no idea what in the furballs your talking about." Said Jack terribly confused.
"Oh yes I forgot what I was talking about too."
"Right what a pretty ah row boat no canoe no fairy no boat no um it coming to me... oh yes ship that is!" Jack exclaimed
"Yah the green baboon is the pear in these waters but there's no real ship that can even come close to matching the blue ape for speed." said Mullroy.
"Squeak! Squeak!! Um excuse me for interrupting but yes there is!" squeaked Pafoofta.
"You stupid squirrel on drugs!! Get out of here!!" Jack yelled. (Jack kicks Pafoofta and she flies across into the water) (They hear squeaks in the distance)
"Anyways where were we?" Mullroy asked.
"Ya huh I've heard of one supposed to be real fast! Not UN catch able, the black gorilla. Said Jack.
"Theres no real ship that could even comes close to matching the blue ape for speed." Said Murtogg.
"Hey the black gorilla is a real ship!" screamed Mullroy.
"You are rally telling me that you've seen a ship with fury sails captain by monkey so fury that not even twenty razors could even shave one armpit." questioned Murtogg.
And theres only one part he ever shaves the inside of his nose.
"So you're saying he has hairy eyeballs?" Murtogg questioned.
"Hm... Well I dunno um... wait a min. you can't have fury eyes!"
"My mommy's the smartest person in the world and she says you can!" Chanted Mullroy.
"Right im sure she's a real genus," said Murtogg sarcastically.
"Hey you get away for there you baboon!" Yelled Mullroy.
"IM sorry it's just that it's an ugly piece of crap I mean its such a beautiful ship did you make it yourself?" Jack asked.
"Well yes im know quite well for my handy work up here ya know." Said Mullroy.
"Im sure I would be known for my work to if my ship looked that ugly I mean pretty." Said Jack.
"Alright what's Ur purpose in fuzzroal Mr. who ever you are?" yelled Murtogg.
"Well my plans are in fact to rob every cheese factory from here to china."
"I think he's not telling the truth," said Murtogg.
"If he wasn't telling the truth he would have to us," said Mullroy.
"Unless of course he know he wasn't telling the truth even if it weren't" Exclaimed Jack.
"That makes no sense at all!" Screamed Murtogg
"Well da! You can't make money form telling lies!" Yelled Mullroy.
(Back to Furrington and Furzzabeth)
"Furzzabeth that, that smell I- I can berate (push her off the wall) Ahh that much better now!" Furrington said relieved.
"And then they made me eat their cheese!" Said Jack (He hears a splash)
Look did you just se that oversized rodent fall into the water?
"Yes!" Chanted the guards.
"Will you be eating her then?"
"I can swim, but save me at least one bone." Said Murtogg
(Jack dives in to save her pulls her out of the water and puts her onto the dock)
"Ahh! That's no rodent! That's a girl and I don't think she can breathe, maybe we should help her!" said Mullroy.
"Umm... okay I guess," Said Murtogg
(Jack rips off the stink layer of her dress)
"Well I never would have thought of that!" Mullroy exclaimed.
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore,
(Sees her medallion) where did you get that?
(Furrington comes over)
"On your toes!" Furrington commanded.
"Actually last time I did that I broke two toes." said Jack.
"Furzzabeth, honey, sugar chunks are you alright?" Governor Swann questioned
"Si si swan man!" Furzzabeth yelled.
"7 Days!" Wispered Jack.
"Wh- wh- what?" asked Furrington extremely scared.
"I haven't showered in 7 days!"
"Few!" Said Furrington (Relieved)
"That's disgusting!" said Governor Swann.
"Alright what's your name?"
"Smithy Swagongoagon ahh excuse me there was a large amount of spit in my throat, its captain Jack, Jack Lemur."
"Shave him this instant!" screamed Furrington.
"NO, NO, NO!! You can't!! Jack exclaimed.
"You wont be alone i know what it feels like to be furless." Said Furzzabeth.
"You are with no doubt the absolute worst pirate iv never heard of!" said Furrington.
"But you have heard of me."
"No i haven't! Did you not just hear me?" Furrington questioned.
(Long awkward silence)
"I really must protest i mean this man saved my furless life. I know what is like to be furless, no one deserves that kind of pain, agony, suffering, fear, despair" Cried Furzzabeth
"Okay i get the picture!" said Furrington
"Finally!" (Puts chain around Furzzabeth's neck)
"You scoundrel of a monkeys butt, I am royal ya know so get ur chains off of me this instant!" Yelled Furzzabeth.
"Never! now furrington my furfects i mean effects." Said Jack.
"Alright, alright you flounder in a monkeys butt!" said Furrington
(Elizabeth puts them on)
"Gentlemen you will always remember this as the day you almost shaved captain Jack Lemur!
(tryst to get out from around Furzzabeths neck)
oh dear its stuck in your hair."
"I don't have any hair!" cried Elizabeth.
"Oh yes! (he shoves her toward all of the men they move and she falls into the water) that's gonna hurt!!
(kicks little mettle thing grabs on the rope goes up swings around puts chain around rope and slides down to the dock
and runs into wills shop then will comes in after he gets the chains off of his hands)
"Ello poopet" Said Will.
"Ello poopet? What were u thinking when u came up with that?" Question Jack.
"Hey its a free country!" Said Will.
"Alright step aside!" said Jack.
"Why so you can escape? Okay!"
(He steps aside will trips on a board and throws a sword so it gets stuck in the door)
"You tricked me!!" Said Jack.
(Pulls out a sword and they start fighting)
"ahh man you suck at this! How bad your foot work?"
"Look smarty pants! You see all these swords i make them and i practice with them three minutes a day!" Will said proudly.
"You need to find yourself a primate mate.
or maybe it is you already have but you are in other words perhaps incapable of wooing such strumpet." Said Jack.
"Shut up you flying pig!!" Will Yelled.
(Mr. Brown wakes up as eh army guys are coming in and he hits will on the head)
"Oops! Crap!" Said Mr. Brown
(Jack tries to run but he trips over will he falls and hits his head and it knows him out)
"Mwah ha ha Mwah ha ha!" Said Furrington
"Okay you're done!" Said Governor Swann.
"Well gentlemen you will always remember this as the day captain Jack Lemur almost didn't get shaved." Said Jack.
(back to Furzzabeth)
"You must have been terrified!" The maid yelled.
"Yes it was a bit scary having my caught when i don't have any hair" Exclaimed Furzzabeth.
"I meant you being pushed off that wall by furrington."
"I suppose that was a tiny bit scary." Furzzabeth Remarked.
"Ya know Furrington is a fury man if its not to bold to say."
"Yes she is a furry man." Said Furzzabeth.
"Well that will Fuzzner hes quite the furball too!"
"That is to bold/"
"Sorry i just thought."
"No leave now!"
(back to Furrington and Governor Swann)
"Has my daughter told you her answer yet?" Governor Swann asked.
"No not yet i mean after i pushed he off a wall and everything." Said furrington a little ashamed.
"Hmm... I still don't understand why she didn't.
(bomb flies and barely misses Governor Swan but takes of his wig)
noooo!! my wig what will i ever do."
"I dunno maybe but a new one" Said Furrington.
"I don't know those cannons. its the gorilla." Exclaimed Jack.
"Black Gorilla I have heard of it never leaves any survivors"
"Or really then how come there are stories?" Jack Asked.
"I dunno ur trying to make me think aren't you? aren't you!!!!"
(A bomb hits the wall and they all escape except for Jack)
"Dag Nabbit!!" Said Jack.
(Back to Will)
(he ur out he tires to throws his ax at a guy but when eh pulls it back to throw forward it flies backwards and barely misses governor swan)