The Twelve Days of the X-Files Christmas
Title:
The Twelve Days of the X-Files Christmas
Author: Perry
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Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own The X-Files, Chris
Carter and 1013 Productions do. I also do not own Christmas;
marketing people and shopkeepers do, and don't tell me Santa does,
because you all know it's a lie. Christmas is all about false hopes
and lies. Hell, it's the biggest conspiracy there is! Merry
Christmas!
On
the first day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
a well-thought
out government conspiracy
On the second day of Christmas,
my partner gave to me
Two alien hybrids
and a well-thought out
government conspiracy
On the third day
of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien
hybrids
and a well-thought out government conspiracy
On the fourth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Four
alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a
well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the fifth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Five cellular
phones
Four alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien
hybrids
and a well-thought out government conspiracy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Six
prosthetic arms
Five cellular phones
Four alien
abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a
well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Seven dirty
magazines
Six prosthetic arms
Five cellular phones
Four
alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a
well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the eighth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Eight blurry
photos
Seven dirty magazines
Six prosthetic arms
Five
cellular phones
Four alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two
alien hybrids
and a well-thought out government conspiracy
On the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Nine
new contacts
Eight blurry photos
Seven dirty magazines
Six
prosthetic arms
Five cellular phones
Four alien
abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a
well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the tenth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Ten hospital
visits
Nine new contacts
Eight blurry photos
Seven dirty
magazines
Six prosthetic arms
Five cellular phones
Four
alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a
well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the eleventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Eleven field
reports
Ten hospital visits
Nine new contacts
Eight blurry
photos
Seven dirty magazines
Six prosthetic arms
Five
cellular phones
Four alien abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two
alien hybrids
and a well-thought out government conspiracy
On
the twelfth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me
Twelve smoking
men
Eleven field reports
Ten hospital visits
Nine new
contacts
Eight blurry photos
Seven dirty magazines
Six
prosthetic arms
Five cellular phones
Four alien
abductions
Three Lone Gunmen
Two alien hybrids
and a well-thought out government conspiracy