I will SO not do the disclaimer.
Nope you will not make me-
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro, or Spongebob. Yeep.
Chocolate makes me do so many things.
Anyways, here ya go!
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::Outside the ham-ham clubhouse::
(The ham-hams are sitting around a campfire at night)
"Wow Boss, zees whole camping theeing was a really good idea" Bijou said.
Boss blushed, "W-Why thanks Bijou...."
"But uh..." Panda started to say angrily, "this whole 'eat all the seeds that Oxnard brought because he wanted to share' was a not so good idea."
::Shows all the ham-hams all fattened up::
"I know!" Hamtaro stated kind of obnoxious-like, "let's sing a niiice campfire song! (Starts singing) Bum Bum Bum... Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing the Hamtaro song! The H-A-M-T-A-R-O S-O-N-G Song, the H-A-M-T-A-R-O S-O-N-G Song! And if you don't think we can sing it faster, than that's where you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alooongggg!"
As he sang it again, the ham-hams started to groan. "Take it, Oxnard!" "The H-A-M... FOOD! F-O-O-D S-O-N-G!" "Ummm... Take it, Boss!" "H-H-H-H-H-Uhhmmmmmm....?" "Take it, Bijou!" "How zoo you spell your name again?" "AK! Take it, Cappy!" "B-I-N-G-O?" "What's wrong with you hams?!?! Take it, Penelope!" (A oh crap the dash doesn't work N: You probably know what's going to happen) "Ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee! Ookwee ookwee ookwee!" "Thought so... Take it, Sandy!" "S-T-U-P-I-D O-R-A-N-G-E H-A-M-S-T-E-R S-O-N-G Son-" "ACK! Geez! Take it Pashmina!" "Im going to agree with Sandy on this one." "-.-; okay.... Take it, Howdy!" (Sings real western like)"H...A...M...T...A...R...O...S...O...N-"
"OKAY ALREADY!! (Sigh) Take it Dexter!" (Dexter is sleeping) "Pfft!! Take it Maxwell!"
"This song is actually from a popular human TV sh-" "Whatever! Take it, Panda!" "No, it's too embarrassing!" "-.-;;; Take it, Stan!" "This song is stupid." "Y'all are wack" "Wiggity wack?" Oxnard suddenly said. "No, just regular type. Take it, Snoozer!" "...zu....zu...zu...." "You guys never go for my ideas." Hamtaro finished.
As Hamtaro was singing the song to himself, Oxnard whispered to Bijou, "Is it tomato time?" She replied, "Yes, eet eez tomato time!" and at that moment, all the hams (except Hamtaro) threw a tomato at him. He was covered with a bunch of tomatoes, "I'll get you!" as he threw a tomato at Boss.
"TOMATO FIGHT!!!!"
And that started the great tomato fight of '05.
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Cya!
-KP ROCK