A/N: Introducing the Reverse of the King!!! In the words of Catie, the Room-mate from...wherever..."This'll be just like seeing Orlando in Pirates of the Caribbean but ten times cooler because he's in a SKIRT!! Dear, I hope he's got shorts on under that.." Yeah, so by drawing weird comparisons to real-life, we make this uber-funny and entertaining! This installment should be of good lenght, but if not, there's always the next installment, part 4.
Disclaimer: I own not LotR or anything relating to it!! Some day I'll get that cardboard Faramir cutout...but not today. I only own my plot lines. Plot lines!!
Boromir: Aragorn
Frodo Gimli
Gandalf Pippin
Gimli Sam
Legolas Frodo
Merry Merry
Pippin Legolas
Sam Gandalf
Denethor Eowyn
Eomer Denethor
Eowyn Theoden
Theoden Eomer
Gollum Gollum
The Reverse of the King
Chapter One: The Highway to Hell...I mean Isengard
"No stop signs, speed limits...I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL!!" Boromir and Denethor sing.
"Stairway to Heaven!!!" Pippin and Frodo scream.
"I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL!!! HIGHWAY TO HELL!! OOOOOH YEAH A HIGHWAY TO HELL!!" Denethor and Boromir scream, causing everyone en route to Isengard to cover their ears.
"I thought we were going to Edoras! Not Isengard!" Pippin whines.
"Oh, shut up! Anyway, we kind of have to, because I need to yell at Sauruman." Sam says gleefully.
"Oh, well, I guess that works." Denethor says.
Meanwhile, at Isengard...
"Well, this stinks! Everybody's coming here to yell at me? That SUCKS!!" Sauruman yells.
"Hey, I'll switch places with you!" Grima says.
"All right, but just because I'm nice." Sauruman says, gleefully jumping around.
So the two switch spots. Then, the Edoras Company arrive, plus Denethor, who is being Eowyn, because I have no other mission for her (him) so here he (she) is!!!
"Hey! It's my friends!!" Gandalf says.
"HEY!! OVER HERE!!"
"MERRY!!! PIPPIN!!!" Pippin says.
"That just sounded weird..."
"Sorry. Anyway, let's go!"
The Edoras Group rides over towards Merry and Gandalf.
"Hey, guys! It's been what, a month?" Merry says, casually smoking his pipe.
"Isn't it Red Ribbon Week? Shouldn't you NOT be smoking pot?" Denethor askes pointedly.
"So? What are you going to do about it, you pussy?"
"Merry! Don't be so crude! It's PG13!" Gandalf says.
"So? It's true, though! He's a cross-dressing, homosexual pussy!" Merry says, staring at Denethor, who faints and falls off his horse and into the murky water.
"Merry, maybe you should give up pot. It's for the best." Gandalf says, as Merry screams.
"Is he insane?"
"Yep, pretty much."
Sam pulls Denethor out of the water and tosses him back on his horse.
"Well, that solves that, y'know?" Sam says, as the group rides on towards the tower of Orthanc.
"Hey, Gandy! Long time no see, home fry!" Treebeard says.
"Uh, I'm Pippin. That's Gandalf." Gandalf says.
"So, fo real? Welcome to Sauruman's hiz-ouse, fo shizzle!" Treebeard says.
"Uh, dude, why are you talking like that?" Sam asks.
"Because, dawg, it's over the top! Totally cool! Fo sho!" Treebeard says.
"Uhhuh. Just take us to..." Denethor starts, but is cut off by something.
"Oooooh! Shiny! Shiney shiney shiney!" He says, sliding off his horse and into the water.
"Mine!" Gandalf says, fighting with Denethor over the shiny object. Much slapping and name-calling ensues.
"Hey! Gimme!" Sam says, whapping Denethor sensless with his staff.
"Ouch..."
The group then heads for Edoras, their thoughts taken away from the shiny object...for now....
A/N: I know there's not much Grima or Sauruman, who have switched and are going at the top of the Page, but they'll pop in and out of chapters, mostly disturbing the peace and commenting with Aragorn. Yeah! Review if you like, all flames (or stuff like it) will be given to Denethor for enjoyment.