Me to Me

(Author note: Sorry it took me a while to update. I don't own Kim Possible)

Chap5 Killer

I wasn't really comfortable about leaving Simon at home, but my mom promised me he would be o.k, and I trust her. But knowing I would be at school when Simon was at home stuck with the flu made me feel like a bad friend or brother.

" Mr. Stoppable!" Mr. Barkin yelled.

" Yes sir!" I answered like I was waiting for directions to attack an intruder.

" Pay attention," he sighed.

" Yes sir," I nodded but even I knew I wasn't going to.

After Geometry I headed to my locker where I would meet Kim. She looked like she was in deep conversation with Wade.

" We will be on our way," she smiled.

" What's happening now?" I asked.

" Monkey fist has escaped from jail, and he is in India now trying to steal some type of monkey talisman," she explained.

" Monkey fist, but I thought he was arrested last time?" I questioned.

" He must've found a way to escape," Kim said.

We both went outside to find our ride. It was pretty cool looking plane. Red stripes down its side, and red wheels. The door to the plane opened and a girl stepped out. I remembered her from when we saved her TV show from destruction.

" Kim, I am so happy I could help you somehow after you saved my show from being canceled,"

" No big deal," she simply replied.

Entering the plane I nearly fainted. There was a snack bar, a pool table, and a plasma screen. It was the sweetest thing I had ever seen. I ran to the snack bar and stuffed as much as I could in my mouth. Rufus of course joined me on my eating frenzy.

The plane landed in India smoothly. Steeping out we saw a huge temple. Monkey Fist really must like temples I thought. We snuck in through the back without making a sound. Peeking around the corner we saw a bunch of monkeys, Monkey fist, and someone in an all black ninja suit.

" O.k. Ron you ready?" Kim asked.

I looked back to see Monkey fist but the person that was with him was gone.

" Yes Kim. I'm ready," I replied.

" I don't think Kim can talk to you right now," a voice that sounded familiar spoke.

Slowly spinning around I saw the person in the ninja suit standing in front of me. He was carrying an unconscious Kim.

" What did you do to her?!" I hollered.

" Let's just say we were fighting and I won," he cackled, " oh by the way the names Killer."

After that Killer walked away leaving me alone. Making this the second time we lost. Back on the plane Kim woke up her fist in front of her ready to kick butt.

" Where did he go?" she asked jumping in place, " I am going to beat him up Kim style."

" Kim we lost," I answered.

" No, that's impossible," she frowned.

" I know,"

" How could this be?" she slumped back into the airplane seat, " I can do anything."

" Monkey fist must have found a sidekick of his own beside the monkeys," I answered, " the guys name was Killer, but his voice sounded like I knew him from somewhere."

" Well, at least I get to see Josh," she grinned.

" Can't wait," I frowned, " can't wait."

After getting my things out of my locker I met up with Kim and Josh outside. They were holding hands when I saw them.

" Hey Ron," Kim smiled.
" Hey,"

" Shall we go?" Josh grinned.

" Yes," Kim giggled.

" Oh, brother," I shook my head.

Once we entered Beuno Nacho I forgot all about Mankey and thought about Grande sizing my nacho. I sat down across from Kim and Mankey.

Kim was giggling like a little girl.

" What's so funny?" I asked.

" It is just a joke Josh told me," she laughed.

" Must be really funny," I rolled my eyes.

" It is," she nodded, " Josh tell him."

" Well there was this man who wanted to sell his dog," Josh began, " he would stand on the side of the road but no one would buy his dog. Until one day a man came and asked how much the dog cost. The man said 500 dollars. So the other man said I don't have 500 dollars, but I can trade with you. And in the end the man selling the dog ended up with two cats that were 250 each."

Kim began to laugh again, but I just shook my head. Josh's joke was so stupid, but for Kim's sake I laughed even though every part of me wanted to say YOUR JOKE WASN"T FUNNY. When we stepped outside Kim said she forgot her purse and went back in.

" Give it up Stoppable," he grinned.

" Give what up?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

" Kim," he smiled, " because I won. Oh by the way the names Killer."

Kim stepped out of Beuno Nacho carrying her purse; she walked over to Josh and took his hand. I wanted to say STAY BACK JOSH MANKEY IS KILLER, but I kept my mouth shut because Kim wouldn't believe especially if I was accusing Josh Mankey her new boyfriend. So I stood there watching my best friend kiss the bad guy. I would have to talk to Wade or Kim could get hurt physically and emotionally. No way was I going to let that happen to my friend.

Wow boy. Josh Mankey works for Monkey fist not cool. How will Ron tell Kim? Read the next chapter and find out.

Until the next chapter

Bye